^Knew I was gonna post.

<Watches movies every week.

VClaims to know everything.

/\ Is some kind of wizard.

< Needs motivation.

\/ Will motivate me.

^Don't worry my son all will be good

< yay im tyring to motivate

V will be a better Motivator

/\ Indeed.

< Because my sole presence motivates people to try to be as good as me.

V Wants to be as good as me.

/\ Never.

< Eating toasted cheese sammich.

\/ Hasn't eaten anything in the past ten minutes.

/\ Monitors my eating habits.

< Informs others of his bowel movements.

\/ Is interested in knowing that I need to take a rather large dump.

/\ Nope.

< Has new underpants.

\/ Wants to know how they are.

/\ Too much info

< hmmmmm Doooonuuuuuttt raaawawserweawsarw

V emote: "WTF"

^ Has a trippy signature.

< Emote: :mellow:

v Will post an emote.

/\ NEVER.

< I won't do it.

\/ Might, but probably won't.

/\ :thumbup: to that!

 

...no wait

 

< is playing Epic War 3

 

\/ is less then 2% as awesome as Epic War 3.

^ He's a niiiiiiinja.

< Has never played Epic War 3 so therefore cannot contribute to your discussion.

v Is a niiiiiiiinja.

^WASSSAAAAAA *ninja*

<Dutch is a boring subject to study

\/ has an interesting story to tell

^Is wrong about thinking I have an interesting story to tell

<Just scratched his cheek

\/Suddenly has an itchy cheek

/\ Was referring to his butt cheek.

< Is not itchy in any part of his body.

V Is jealous of my lack of itchiness.

^Why the ---- would I be jealous of you?

<Wants to use one word but can't because it's not allowed on this forum.

VWould like to use it too.

/\ [bleep]. See, I can use it.

< Doesn't want to finish high school.

V Already has finished.

/\ Lies.

< Wishes I didn't have to do any exams ever.

\/ Actually doesn't mind exams.

/\ as unlikely as it is, correct.

< PONYS!

\/ is not manly enough to be a bronie.

/\ Though I don't totally agree with your wording, correct.

< Should be doing physics work.

V Was smart enough to choose easier subjects at school.

/\ No. ._.

< But had the sense to drop Physics early on when I realised I wasn't getting anywhere with it.

\/ Goes to a decent school with decent teachers.

/\ does a school that only a few people get killed by a bus count?

< physics, maths, chemistry. :thumbup:

\/ teachers name is strange.

/\ Not really. All pretty generic.

< Physics, chemistry, engineering, highest possible level maths. :thumbup:

V Is friends with people of the art/history/language type.

/\ Not so much.

< Partly one of them with history, but that's it.

\/ Science/Maths type subjects are their favourite, like a sane person.

/\ true.

< likes the subject of history, but hates the school-subject of history.

\/ is kickass!