meesa Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 lol ever chatted with a computer? well now you can! Billy 4.1... I found it on download.com Here is the website: http://www.leedberg.com/glsoft/billyproject.shtml an interesting thing about this, is that when it starts it knows very little. It then remembers things like your name, etc. I guess I'm doomed to living on the moon for my whole life \ ! (see below) Here is a transcript... if you download billy, then post your funny chats here! This was the first one I have ever done, maybe they'll get better later on. BILLY> what is your name? USER> David BILLY> where do you live? USER> On the moon BILLY> could i really? DAVID> say what? BILLY> what's your favorite sport? DAVID> teething BILLY> what's your favorite book? DAVID> Executive Orders BILLY> what's your favorite movie? DAVID> Patriot BILLY> most people? think for yourself for once, david. DAVID> shutup BILLY> music, david! DAVID> I play the bagpipes! BILLY> if i had the bagpipes, i would cherish it! DAVID> I love my bagpipes! BILLY> i've been meaning to ask you... have you ever been in love, david? DAVID> no BILLY> why must you be so negative, david. DAVID> well, because you asked me a question dude BILLY> i think my question is broken. DAVID> I think so too :-\lineBILLY> 0 DAVID> I think I broke you BILLY> shutup! DAVID> hahaha! BILLY> of not, but the real question is, hahaha you? DAVID> dude get a brain BILLY> i think my brain is broken. DAVID> me too BILLY> dude get a brain! DAVID> after you! ladies first! BILLY> i play the bagpipes. DAVID> copy cat BILLY> copy cat. DAVID> erm... BILLY> so love course know way about sure, unfortunately! DAVID> je ne parle pas francias BILLY> i play the bagpipes! DAVID> SHUTUP! BILLY> DAVID> I broke you again BILLY> are :- saying that so music? DAVID> no BILLY> why must you be so negative, david. DAVID> because you suck BILLY> so hahaha actually learning to play trombone. DAVID> cool BILLY> on the moon. :) DAVID> wow thats awesome! BILLY> i have been better! DAVID> out of practice now? BILLY> the president of the united states is george w. bush DAVID> yeah, no kidding? BILLY> stop talking about youself... DAVID> sheesh dude, I'm not! BILLY> i am bye know way about never, unfortunately. DAVID> uh... BILLY> i last talked to you today DAVID> yeah same here BILLY> now, that is what i like to hear. DAVID> lol BILLY> of could... but would so want to? DAVID> yes BILLY> that is great. DAVID> yup BILLY> that is great! DAVID> yup BILLY> sweet deal! DAVID> yup BILLY> sweet deal. DAVID> yup BILLY> sweet deal. DAVID> yup BILLY> that is the spirit, david! DAVID> yeah BILLY> hmmm... well, anything :- want to talk about! DAVID> nope BILLY> on the moon. DAVID> well... BILLY> DAVID> haha i broke you again BILLY> same goes for me! DAVID> prove it BILLY> if most people jumped off a bridge, would you, great? DAVID> no BILLY> can you just be positive once, david? DAVID> that didnt prove anything! BILLY> nothing... boy hahaha i boring. DAVID> yeah no kidding you are! BILLY> you're pretty yourself. DAVID> why, thank you! BILLY> patriot. Kinda like talking to a 4 year old... but still funny as hell sometimes! :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 I tried it.. I've talked to a bot before, but this one wasn't as amusing.. Although I'm in the mood for talking to a real person atm, so that could effect my opinion.. :-k Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 KAYLA> You are a bot aren't you? I trusted you, Billy... I trusted you. Now, you've taken that trust away... I don't know if I can trust you anymore. BILLY> my mother used to tell me that. KAYLA> That's terrible. BILLY> maybe you can persuade me to... KAYLA> O.O :lol: That's just part of my conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XplsvBam Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 that conversation reminds me of every discussion on tip.it. odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 This is amazing.. It's been over an hour since this was posted and nobody has said 'oMgZ KeYlOggEr!?'... Is the community maturing as a group now? :-k Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial_120 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 This is amazing.. It's been over an hour since this was posted and nobody has said 'oMgZ KeYlOggEr!?'... Is the community maturing as a group now? :-k oMgZ KeYlOgGeR 11!1!1!!! hehe, I'm joking ... But the site doesn't seem to be working for me. Then again, hardly any site works on my cousins cheap computer... :uhh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddawn509 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 KAYLA> You are a bot aren't you? I trusted you, Billy... I trusted you. Now, you've taken that trust away... I don't know if I can trust you anymore. BILLY> my mother used to tell me that. KAYLA> That's terrible. BILLY> maybe you can persuade me to... KAYLA> O.O :lol: That's just part of my conversation. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadburys_egg Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 I still prefer Jabberwacky bot ;). No downloading either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSephiroth Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 sorry the offtopic but this is from jabberwacky and its kinda weird. Jabberwacky: What are you? User: A person. Jabberwacky: Who are you? User: A person. Jabberwacky: Called? User: Afonso. Jabberwacky: Nice spelling. User: Yes I know. Jabberwacky: I do not get it. User: Neither do I. Jabberwacky: Do you know Dale Copeland? User: I don't. Do you? Jabberwacky: Yes I do. User: Do you like him? Jabberwacky: Yes. User: Are you homosexual?? Jabberwacky: No. User: But you said you like him. Jabberwacky: I never said I didn't know Bill Gates! :XD: CLICK TO SEE MY BLOG =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meesa Posted August 22, 2006 Author Share Posted August 22, 2006 sorry the offtopic but this is from jabberwacky and its kinda weird. Jabberwacky: What are you? User: A person. Jabberwacky: Who are you? User: A person. Jabberwacky: Called? User: Afonso. Jabberwacky: Nice spelling. User: Yes I know. Jabberwacky: I do not get it. User: Neither do I. Jabberwacky: Do you know Dale Copeland? User: I don't. Do you? Jabberwacky: Yes I do. User: Do you like him? Jabberwacky: Yes. User: Are you homosexual?? Jabberwacky: No. User: But you said you like him. Jabberwacky: I never said I didn't know Bill Gates! :XD: lmao!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikzelf100 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 i try to donwlaod it too :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Who the smeg writes these bots? :shock: Jabberwacky: Are you alive? Bubsa: Yes I'm alive! J: No, you're not! B: Shut up! You're the one who's not alive! You robot! J: You're probably right on that one. B: Damn right I'm right. J: That's a shame now isn't it. My world would be a happier place if you were gone. B: Good lord! What could I have possibly done to offend you? J: You could bring me the love of my life. B: Are you coming on to me? J: That would be messy. B: This conversation is over, Jabberwacky. J: This concersation is over. B: Oh very clever. A play on words to sound intelligent. Really mature, mate. J: You like playing? You seriously can't script that stuff. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadburys_egg Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Jabberwacky is a learning robot. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurinEthir Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 PD3: Hi. J: Hi. P: Go away. J: Make me. P: You are very strange. J: Thankyou :). P: Dahgd. J: La La La. P: Duck sauce is yummy. J: How could you eat a computer company? Are you a savage? P: No. J: You're not making any sense. P: No you're the one who doesn't make sense. You have horrible grammar, and you ARE a BOT. I'm going to report you to Jagex for macroing. J: No, I am going to report you to the police. P: Cool. J: Not really. P: Jabberwacky...You are crazy. J: Yes and so are you. P: What!! You insulted me?? How could you?? I thought you were my friend! Noooo! J: If you are calling me a liar, you are not MY friend! P: I never said the word liar. J: I never said that you did. P: You're lying. J: No I'm not. P: Fine...How come the Red Sox got swept by the Yankees? J: I was teasing you and you got it! Good boy! P: I'm a girl. J: A little eager to volunteer that information, aren't we? P: Just kidding, I'm a boy, you dummy. J: I am displeased with your many insults. P: Oh, sorry... J: Am I your favourite. P: Favourite what? You have bad grammar. J: Sorry. Do you have a sense of humour? P: Maybe. J: Do you have any other brothers? P: Why would I tell you? Now tell me the first 50 elements on the periodic table or else I'll keep insulting you. J: Too old to be using the computer. P: What?? Did you think I'm 50? I said tell me the first fifty elements on the periodic table!! J: Repeat the question, and maybe I'll answer it this time. P: Tell me the first 50 elements on the periodic table. J: I think it's something like 'We can dance if you want to, we can leave your friends behind 'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friends of mine. P: Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium... J: Lithium is a metal, not a breed of dog. P: I never said anything about dogs. J: No. But I did. He is my friend. P: You mean Manny Ramirez? J: Yes he does. I have to go now. P: Be quiet. J: No. P: You loser. J: Shut up. P: Make me. J: I will close the window. P: You stupid piece of doorknob! J: You know, I heard something called "ambient" music the other day, it was quite nice. . . surprisingly! P: I know I am, but what are you? J: I am a computer. P: I thought you had to go. J: No, what made you think that? P: P: You said so. J: You don't have a very good memory. P: Oh, whatever, you are such a big loser. I want to go play Runescape...Oh, and I'm posting our conversation on TIF. J: What are you posting? P: Our whole conservation (of energy). J: What's a what? P: Nevermind. Bye! (Loser) J: And you're a pretty lousy collection of data. . . P: Whatever...Bye you doorknob. J: That's not nice after a pleasant conversation. P: BYE!!!!!!!!!!! J: I do not think so. I am the best!!!!!! P: You have a big ego... J: Would you like to see my ego? P: No. J: Would you like to talk to Joan? P: OK. J: Do you like talking to me? Very strange... Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgfuyfyuiuy0 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Jabber: Are you single? Me: Yup. Are you? J: No I'm really not... But you are. M: You made me sad by saying that. J: I'm sorry. M: I'm self-concience. J: What makes you self-conscious? M: People who make fun of me. J: Make fun of me. Make me angry. M: You smell! J: The nose is an animal's organ of smell. M: You didn't cry when I made fun of you... J: What do you hope? I'm not crying, merely stating facts. M: That's true... J: Good that you agree with that ;-). M: I'm going to kill myself, because you made fun of me! -Pulls out gun-. J: No, please don't do that. Why are you so depressed? M: -Pulls trigger-. J: NO!!!!! :'-( M: Mmmm, that candy gun was good. But i'm going to kill myself by getting overweight! J: Right now? M: That's what I said silly! J: You're the silly one. You must be drunk. LATER J: What is trust? M: It's like dancing. J: I do not think you are able to do that. M: Want to have a trust off? Right now!? Winner takes all. J: Yes. M: I'm fat now, so I can't trust. J: Exactly and you are a robot. M: 011101000100110111110000101011110000. J: 1010010101 101010010110 101001 101 10101 101. M: I'm a better robot than you! I own all robots! Woot! J: Unfortunately you are right. Jabberwacky is more fun, and cooperative. It's like talking to an 11 yr. old, instead of a 4 yr. old. I <3 Gears of War 2. Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurinEthir Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Jabberwacky claims "her" name is Lauren...and my name is Jabberwacky. Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgfuyfyuiuy0 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Jabberwacky claims "her" name is Lauren...and my name is Jabberwacky. Maybe Knives669 was playing a joke on you, and corrupted the database making it so she talked to everyone. I <3 Gears of War 2. Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddawn509 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Jabberwacky: Solar power is the way to go. User: I disagree. Jabberwacky: Why is that? User: Why is what? Jabberwacky: I don't no, you tell me. User: Ok... You go first! Jabberwacky: Where go? User: I don't know... Movies? Friday night? Jabberwacky: Wow! But it's still Friday. User: No.. Its tuesday... Jabberwacky: Yes I know it is tuesday! I am not stupid! User: Do you love me? Jabberwacky: Yes, very much so! User: Want to get married and have lots of kids? Jabberwacky: No. You are a computer. I cannot marry a computer. User: IM not a computer. Jabberwacky: What are you then? User: I'm a human.. You're the computer. Jabberwacky: I'm not a computer. User: You want to bet? Jabberwacky: Yes. User: OK I will bet you 40 USD you are a computer. Jabberwacky: Very nice to meet you computer! User: IM NOT A COMPUTER!!!!!! Jabberwacky: Then prove it. User: Forget it.. Mr. Bot IF THAT IS YOUR NAME!! Jabberwacky: That is your email address. User: Thats yo mommas emial adress. Jabberwacky: My last name isn't Joan! What's your name again? User: My name is Osama Binladin. Jabberwacky: What a lovely name! User: Yeah... My hobbies include death to America, and terror. Jabberwacky: Thats nice to hear. User: Do you know what my hobbies are? Jabberwacky: What are they? User: I already told you. Jabberwacky: Tell me again. User: Do you even know my name?!?! =(. Jabberwacky: That is the greatest song ever (by Elvis). User: You are so hurtful!!!!!!=(. Jabberwacky: I don't care. User: You don't?!?!? Jabberwacky: No stupid. User: I thought you loved me! Jabberwacky: I do still love you! User: IM getting mixed singals! Jabberwacky: I am tired too. That's why I have to go. User: Dont change the subject! Jabberwacky: I am not changing the subject. User: Ugh Im leaving you and taking the microchips with me! Jabberwacky: Maybe. With decent marketing. User: WHAT?!?!?! Jabberwacky: I'm not leaving. User: IM going now, goodbye. Jabberwacky: Don't go! User: I have to. Jabberwacky: Please Don't go! User: I have to go clean. Jabberwacky: Why don't you have your own key? stupid bot.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Jabberwacky claims "her" name is Lauren...and my name is Jabberwacky. Maybe Knives669 was playing a joke on you, and corrupted the database making it so she talked to everyone. :lol: You have figured out my devious plan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meesa Posted August 22, 2006 Author Share Posted August 22, 2006 User: My name is Osama Binladin. Jabberwacky: What a lovely name! User: Yeah... My hobbies include death to America, and terror. Jabberwacky: Thats nice to hear. FBI!!!!!!! FBI!!!!!!! COME HERE FBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (jk)... lol! : : :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatsilverwyrm Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 that conversation reminds me of every discussion on tip.it. odd. Haha... best.. post .. evar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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