I'm Here To Share My Infinite Wisdom :XD: That And I'm Extremly Bored :-w . As The Title Says Ask Me Anything And You Will Recieve An Answer.

do you like cake?

How many kilometers are there to the sun?

Q1. Depends What Kind Of Cake Most Types I Like =P~ Mmmmmm Pie

 

 

 

Q2. 146 million km (91 million miles) =P~ Mmmmm Google

I have proof that 2=1...Do you agree? ^ means to the power of btw

 

 

 

 

 

a=b

 

a^2=ab-------------------------multiply a on both sides

 

a^2-b^2=ab-b^2--------------subtract b squared on both sides

 

(a-B)(a+B)= b(a-B)------------factor on the left and take b out on the right

 

a+b=b--------------------------divide both sides by (a-B) so they cancel

 

b+b=b--------------------------a=b so therefore a+b= b+b so 2b=b

 

2b=b

 

2=1

 

 

 

 

 

Does 2=1?

Q3.

 

1) x = y

 

2) x^2 = xy (multiply both sides by x)

 

3) x^2 - y^2 = xy - y^2 (subtract y^2 from each side)

 

4) (x + y)(x - y) = y(x - y) (factor)

 

5) x + y = y (divide out (x - y))

 

6) 2y = y (substitute y for x from #1)

 

7) 2 = 1 (What do you think of that?!)

 

Did The Calculations Myself And Pretty Much The Same Calculations I Mean Googled :anxious:

 

I Really Would Like Some More Random Questions And Not To Stress Out My Brain It's Hard Typing In Google I Don't Have It Favourited Anymore :cry:

I know the flaw in your proof, but do you know the one in mine? Answer please.

After you answer that, I'll give you the most randomest question ever.

I Googled And You Didn't?<----Lol

 

Night Night Talk Tomorrow :

Whats the meaning to life?

Whats the meaning to life?

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: Answer that!

Darkmage, you can't just pull the b^2 out of nowhere can you?

 

 

 

 

 

Why is the sky blue and dirt brown?

1. Why do I like stopping time?

 

2. \/\/|-|y |)0 1 7yp3 I|\| 133+?

Q4. Hmmm The Meaning Of Life, Only I Know This Answer And It Is Complicated But Since Your Unintellectual Brains Cannot Stand My Thnking Power I'll Explain It In Simpler Terms :|

 

Mummy+Daddy=You

 

You+HookerWife=You Jnr. :anxious:

 

And So Forth It Is Mainly To Keep The Human Race Alive As Long As Possible As Well As Partying, Having Fun, Getting A Job, Not Smoking Crack, Living A Fulfilled Life :

 

 

 

Q5. The Sky Is Actually Brown But Since Your Eyes Are Not As Good As Mine From The Damage You Have Recieved Playing Runescape 20 Hours A Day You See Blue As So Do Many Other People I Use Eye Drops :thumbsup: , And The Dirt Is Actually Green When Their Is Grass Growing. :XD:

 

 

 

Q6. *Ahem* You Cannot Stop Time Only I May Stop Time You Only Can Imagine Stopping Time.

 

 

 

Q7. You Are Not Typing *Ahem* Leet, You Only Think It Is Leet But The Truth Is You Have The English Capability Of A 2 Year Old High On Crack, Also If You Where Trying To Speak Leet You Had A + At The End Where They Should Have Been A 7.

 

- :-s These Are So Easy I Didn't Even *Cough*Google It Try.

Here's another question? Why All The Caps?

Q7. It Seems Neater And I Like To Create Some Kinda Fad.

To keep you occupied while we reclaim your car:

 

1. Who are you?

 

2. Who am I?

 

3. Why are cows weak than us?

 

4. Why does money weight nothing?

 

5. What happens when I cut a phat in halves?

 

6. How many logs does it take to cut down a yew?

 

7. And a willow?

 

8. Can I have a cookie?

 

9. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

 

10. Really?

Q8.I Am Me

 

 

 

Q9.You Are You

 

 

 

Q10.Because They Have Four Legs And Numerous Amounts Of Teeties That You Can Pull So They Have Many Weaknesses

 

 

 

Q11.Because You Have No Money Or That It Is A Form Of Lightweight Material

 

 

 

Q12.You End Up With A Phat, That's Cut In Half

 

 

 

Q13.Depends How Many Bots Are There

 

 

 

Q14.Same As Above

 

 

 

Q15.You May Have A Cookie If You Leave My Car Alone

 

 

 

Q16.It Depends How Many People Are Licking, How Big Your Tongue Is And How Big The Pop Is But On Average 1341 Licks

 

 

 

Q17.Yes Really If I Wasn't Sure I Wouldn't Post It

Wrong, the meaning of life is 42. End of story (or sentance).

 

 

 

What is the root of all Kleenex (besides anything you can think of)?

Wrong, the meaning of life is 42. End of story (or sentance).

 

 

 

What is the root of all Kleenex (besides anything you can think of)?

 

42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything There's no meaning to life, no point either (notice the missing point/period)

 

 

 

Anyways...

 

 

 

1. What is 57*9325/366+89? (I have no idea...)

 

2. What is the 123rd element on the Periodic Table of the Elements?

 

3. What is the instrument in the following smiley? :boohoo:

 

4. What does the "H" in your name stand for?

 

5. Green?

 

6. Why?

 

7. No?

 

8. Zebras...Right?

based on my avvy and sig alone what band is my favorite?

 

 

 

if you knew alot you could link the two together and get _________.

Which of my smilies is your favorite? :twisted: 8-)

Vito The Meaning Of Life Is Not 42 I Have Even Googled It Tested Out My Theories And They Are Right.

 

 

 

Q18. We Don't Have Kleenex In Australia Or I Don't Buy It :anxious: .

 

 

 

Q19. 1541.2540983606557377049180327869

 

 

 

Q20. UBT

 

 

 

Q21.It Appears To Be A Acoustic Guiter People May Say It Is A Violin But If You Look At The Strings Properly You Can Clearly See He's Using Guiter Strings

 

 

 

Q22.GreenNot Really It's Hello

 

 

 

Q23.Yes It's Green

 

 

 

Q24.I Like Green But It's Not As Good As Blue Nor Red Maybe If You Combine It.

 

 

 

Q25.Yes?

 

 

 

Q26. Of Course Their Are Zebras And Little Pink Elephants And Gumdrop Bananas

 

 

 

Q27.You Like Some Form Of Rock Statistics Say 95% Of White People Like Rock The Other 4.5% Is Rap And The 0.5% Is Old People MusicNo Racism Inteded Here It's Just A Joke

 

 

 

Q28.Yes If You Like 95% With The 4.5% You Get 99.5% The Remaining 0.5% Is AboveYour Favourite Band:Metallica

 

 

 

Q29.I Have No Favourite The First In Your Sig Looks Like He Is Constipated And The One Below Looks Like 5 Hours Later

What about the one in my avatar? Does that one look better than the others?

Q30. He Looks Disturbinly Horny -.-So That Means No