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I hate people who do Chuck Norris jokes without knowing who he is.

 

 

 

"and angles sang out, in amaculate chorus and down from the heavens descended chuck norris who delivered a kick which could shatter bones, into the crotch of indianna jones"

 

 

 

Who is he? :evil: And this should be a new topic in offtopic.

 

 

 

I'm glad you asked. Not only is Chuck Norris more powerful than God but he is also a superior actor.

 

 

 

In all seriousness, Chuck Norris is an actor. He went on many TV shows, the most popular of which is called Walker: Texas Ranger. He carries on with his character Cordell Walker through 94 episodes (9 seasons) and several movies. He is also the spokesman for TV infomercials of the Total Gym.

 

 

 

People make fun of him because he is not that great of an actor and his show is so unbelievable it is funny. He his now a 66 year old man and looks like he is mid-40's.

Trying is just the first step in failure.

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"and angles sang out, in amaculate chorus and down from the heavens descended chuck norris who delivered a kick which could shatter bones, into the crotch of indianna jones"

 

 

 

Who is he? :evil: And this should be a new topic in offtopic.

 

"Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain, as batman changed back into Burce Wayne. But Chuck saw through this clever disguise, and crunched Batman's head, inbetween his thighs"

 

 

 

Ultimate Showdown pwnz joo kay?

 

 

 

also...awesome find

I shall take my flock underneath my own wing, and kick them right the [bleep] out of the tree. If they were meant to fly, they won't break their necks on the concrete.
So, what is 1.111... equal to?

10/9.

 

Please don't continue.

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