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Hey to all tipers. here is a really funny story that happened to me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When i was 13 i was walking home from skool one day. And i noticed that there was no1 or nothing on the path except for a telephone booth, and i had no idea if there's any1 behind it, coz it blocked my view.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So i was really curious about being blind and i closed my eyes, and started swingin my arms with clenched fist. And little did i know that there was actualypeople behind the booth, a young lady with a child in a pram.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So i was minding my own business and next thing i knew my fist had landed straight in the child's forehead :-X . I opened up my eyes ( which was the worst part) and couldn't believe what i had done. I punched a 3yr old baby right in the skull, i just stood there for a long 5 second which seemed forever then i apologised and ran as fast as i could out of there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It still cracks me up to this day, and that's a true life event.

Err.. funny, you say? :-k :ohnoes:

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At least, I think that.

I bet the kid found it funny too :wall:

 

 

 

Kinda funny..... :-#

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lol, well i found it funny in a weird weird unforgiving way

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I wouldn't take that kind of stories funny, amusing at their best, but not funny.

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amusing, funny, it's all the same. it still make people laugh

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o well,i just wanted to share my story which i found amusing, i didn't need people to get angry @ me by accidentally doing something stupid and hurting sum1 else.

o well,i just wanted to share my story which i found amusing, i didn't need people to get angry @ me by accidentally doing something stupid and hurting sum1 else.

 

 

 

No one's angry at you, people just didn't find that story funny.

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Your lucky his dad isn't there lol

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Your lucky his dad isn't there lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I agree.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That would have hurt, and why did you run away? It makes it seem like you didn't give a darn about the baby.

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yeh, i guess so i shouldn't have run away. but it was all in the momment

Hitting babies, what good fun that is.

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...funny? That's pretty mean. :notalk:

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i know it's mean, but it's also comedy how my curiosity lead me to hitting a baby by ACCIDENT.

Hey to all tipers. here is a really funny story that happened to me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When i was 13 i was walking home from skool one day. And i noticed that there was no1 or nothing on the path except for a telephone booth, and i had no idea if there's any1 behind it, coz it blocked my view.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So i was really curious about being blind and i closed my eyes, and started swingin my arms with clenched fist. And little did i know that there was actualypeople behind the booth, a young lady with a child in a pram.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So i was minding my own business and next thing i knew my fist had landed straight in the child's forehead :-X . I opened up my eyes ( which was the worst part) and couldn't believe what i had done. I punched a 3yr old baby right in the skull, i just stood there for a long 5 second which seemed forever then i apologised and ran as fast as i could out of there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It still cracks me up to this day, and that's a true life event.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol :lol: i did the same thing once but i didnt hit anyone i hit a wall. :wall:

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lol, see ppl this guy has had it happened to him and he thought it was funny

Hitting babies, what good fun that is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I enjoy eating them more...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You arent very observant. Luckily she didnt mace you or something.

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'Tis a good thing you aren't blind. I can see the headlines now... "BABY KILLER ON THE LOOSE" Entertaining, not amusing to any extent. Babies have very soft skulls and even shaking them can give them brain and/or skull damage. You're lucky you weren't sued.

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Who knows how that kid could end up in the future :P Because you messed up his brain you he might one day take over the world! :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

always a fun thought lol

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When i was 13

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1.) Not funny, at all. Way to take responsibilty for your actions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2.) Does anyone else find it funny that he says "When i was 13" as if it was a long time ago?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Like i said before, this was an accident not on purpose. so i can'ttake the blame for it, it's also her fault ( i think) for not watching where she's going, coz i had my eyes closed and couldn't see where i'm going

Like i said before, this was an accident not on purpose. so i can'ttake the blame for it, it's also her fault ( i think) for not watching where she's going, coz i had my eyes closed and couldn't see where i'm going

 

 

 

Wow....it's 100% your fault, you were punching with your eyes closed, punched a baby in the soft skull and then ran away. If she knew your name you would be sued so badly, and it would be your fault too. You'd think people would have some logic at 13 :wall:

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this happened 4 yrs ago, and i did apologise to the lady and i was punching,i was swinging my arms back and forth by the side. It wasn't going in alldirections, it was like in a power walking motion

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