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[3PointMan]

Dude that sucks. Work at a grocery store or a flower shop. I've worked at both, and they are amazing jobs. Especially the flower shop. Good pay, and the longer you work and more they pay, and the better benefits you get.

[Saru Inc]

I'm applying at a call center:

http://www.mapcommunications.com/employment/

 

My sister worked there, and she loved it. She got crazyyyyyyyyyyyy money, easy job too. They're asking me to find two grammatical errors on their website, which is kinda hard lol 10 minutes looking none found.

[Saru Inc]

job interview tomorrow :)

[Pinkbullet3]

Good luck. :thumbup:

[Saru Inc]

Thanks :D

 

I passed the phone interview, pretty easy. Now I have aperson to person interview Monday, at 11 30 am. And I work at my current jb from 9-10:15, AND the job I want is 40 minutes away.

[3PointMan]

Why go to Chesapeake for a job? I'm sure there's hundreds in VA, aren't there?

[Saru Inc]

Why go to Chesapeake for a job? I'm sure there's hundreds in VA, aren't there?

 

In Virginia, yes. In virginia beach, [bleep] no. Besides its only like a 30 minute commute LOL

[Turnpike]

Noob. Let's see updates.

[Saru Inc]

I've spent this entire [bleep]ing weeks getting strange rocks for this dumb miniquest

[Gilformen]

gl with the interview

[Saru Inc]

thnx babe. gotta go to church naoo

[Saru Inc]

idk why but here's my resumé L

 

Objective

To serve in a customer service oriented call center.

 

Education

2009-, Associates Degree in progress, Tidewater Community College.

2005-2009, High School Advanced Diploma, Landstown High School

 

Awards

Presidential Award for Outstanding Academic Achievement, June 2009.

Presidents Academic Fitness Silver Level Award, June 2009.

Consecutive Honor Roll 2007-2010.

Graduated with 3.56 GPA, rank 31 out of 464.

 

Work Experience

Pancheros Mexican Grill

Evening Manager, February 2009 Current

Crew Member, June 2008-February 2009

Responsible for

Ensures employees do assigned duties

All food and other necessities are prepared.

All employees leave the building in a timely manner

Count down the register, and secure the perimeter

Oversee that each and every customer has an enjoyable eating experience.

Take orders over the phone, and

Provide swift and courteous answers to any and all questions.

 

Volunteer Work

Eighty hours of recycling for Landstown High School Key Club, 2008-2009

Various Boy Scout and community service projects, 2002-2005

 

References

...

[Saru Inc]

I think I got it :) She said:

 

 

"Well if we can't work you full time, is part time ok? That may affect if you're hired or not." I said yes thats ok :P Then she was like "well Sam it was great to meet you, I'll be giving you a call later for our training class schedules."

 

 

So we said our goodbyes and I left. She never actually said "you have the job" etc. But they don't train people they don't hire L..

 

 

 

Anyways. :)

[oreocookie987]

This reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where George thinks he has a job but doesn't know if he actually does, so he just starts showing up. Funny stuff.

[Saru Inc]

THNX!

[Turnpike]

Good job Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham, but ily.

[Saru Inc]

i don't like them either, I think I'm allergic to mold

[3PointMan]

Nice. R u one of those annoying telemarketers now. My dad wants to kill those people lol

[Saru Inc]

NO

[oreocookie987]

So today I philosophically proved why the cow does not say moo.

 

Your move.

[Tempest_Mike]

So today I philosophically proved why the cow does not say moo.

 

Your move.

 

 

Explain it pls.

[Saru Inc]

So today I philosophically proved why the cow does not say moo.

 

Your move.

 

I philosophically proved that Oreos are the number one item that is most often consumed. I am going to eat you. No homo.

 

Your move.

 

So today I philosophically proved why the cow does not say moo.

 

Your move.

 

 

Explain it pls.

 

explain yourself sir

[oreocookie987]

So today I philosophically proved why the cow does not say moo.

 

Your move.

 

 

Explain it pls.

FYI to the guy who isn't in on the joke, me and Saru have an ongoing contest of making highly irrelevant posts on this blog.

 

 

And to Saru, if you gotta eat me then you gotta eat me. But I'm not gonna just lay there and take it. No homo.

[Saru Inc]

But what IS the speed of a tiger, if its been fed Oranges? What about Sunny Delight?

[oreocookie987]

But what IS the speed of a tiger, if its been fed Oranges? What about Sunny Delight?

Tigers and oranges are from different continents, no way they could interact by the forces of nature (unless one remembers Monty Python's discovery of seagulls carrying coconuts). Sunny Delight, simply, is the greatest thing ever bestowed upon humanity by the universe. Come on dude, give me somethin challenging.