The bridge is breaking down. I hope he can fly. Even if he could swim, the sharks would be more than happy to eat him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

These are shooting owls in the sky, they especially hate the o rly owl, so they look for it especially. It's perfectly legal on this place, so who's gonna stop them?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: I doubt they will hit since it doesn't look like a gun, it looks more like some poles.

 

 

 

Those don't have the red hats that seperate them from animals. So this hunter is going to pwn em. \

Yeah, but how is he gonna dodge him?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

His friend Homer eats that silly gun..

Very funny. He would die if he ate the gun. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By die, I mean something like this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Luckily this medic saves Homer.. ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, but I plugged off his most needed tools.

 

 

 

Electricman just in time to save the day!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, but he has to deal with these ninjas.

 

 

 

Not even ninjas can handle such a bad music. -.-

I'll just press the red bottom.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This isn't any remote it can mute everything, including this bad music.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In the movie CLICK, the guy who gave our hero the magic remote is actually the angel of death! :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

angel of death?

The GODS of emo. :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Chyeah, you conformists, go rot in heaven." *Emo flip*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did you know that Chuck Norris is the ultimate machine of M3G4UB3RPWN4G3!!!!1111111111 ?

I think I know his weakness.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

These are his fans, they walk away from his show:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If Chuck Norris loses all his fans will he die?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but then chuck norris signs a deal with mcdonalds, mcdonalds gets everyone fat so they cant leave the couch and are forced to watch tv, then chuck norris brain washs everyone into liking his show again and makes millions!

But they leave quicker than they can become fat and head to Burger King.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but then they realize that wendy's is better and chuck norris also signed a deal with them

Their stomach are already full. So they head to the hotel and don't feel like getting Wendy's.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but this girl stole the credit card

And you know what happens to credit card thieves: