Quest

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Requirements: laround a 2k, Ability to kill a lvl 80 and lvl 90 monster, Demon Slayer, 40 crafting, 6 Magic, 30 hunter, Digsite Quest

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Start point: Outside Fally bank talk to "Not a N00b 1111"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Part 1: Getting the Items

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not a N00b asks you to get him the following items so he can make a time machine and give you phats you will realise its a scam but he will hypnotise you into getting the items.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A burnt lobster

 

 

 

Banana Slices

 

 

 

Polished buttons

 

 

 

Leaf Bladed Spear

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Give him the items and a cutscene will happen were you see people getting scammed (you are still hypnoed and cant stop anythign) a team of P-mods and J-Mods will arrive then the N00b transorms into a giant N00b king and one hits all the P-Mods then dispears through a portal.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Part 2: Tracking the Scammed

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An unattackable Ankou will now appear where Not a N00b 1111 was, he will telll you that the four people scammed have fled to the Stronghold to Security to learn from there mistakes. Each has an item which when enchanted can help enter the N00b realm to kill the N00b king. Each oen can be foudn on a level of the Stronghold of security if they will be called "the scammed" the first three hand over the items which are scammers burnt lobster, scammers bannana slices, and scammers polished buttons.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The fourth Scammed will however have been driven mad about paying so much money for a leaf bladed spear he will attack you (lvl 80). Get him down to one HP and he will flee. Head back to the Ankou and he will tell give a hint to a person you should find to get his wherabouts

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I cant see forward in time I cant help you" Gypsy Aris

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you get Gypsy Aris

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You will find an unnatacble lvl three in a bad gypsy aris diguise talking chatspeak you can not figure out a word he is saying. there will be a scruffy note respwan now it reads...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

" Reldo "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Talk to Reldo and he will tell you there is a book in his library about making an amulet of chatspeak. Search the shelves and find the book. You will need some clay a cut sapphire and on last special ingredient essense of N00b. Reldo will tell you to go to the wise old man and get a essence catching jar and the chatspeak mould.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Getting Essence of N00b

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A character called "Im a j-Mod" will telport to different locations throughotu runescape doing nooby things

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Autoing: HE will be saying "beeep bo bop boo beeep" and cuttign down trees at one of these locations the willows at port sarim, the willows south of draynor bank, the yews south of seers, Gnome stronghold Chopping down Magic trees.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scamming: He will be at either Draynor, Fally, Varroack or Seers bank saying selling rare polished buttons.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Being EVIL: He will be at the wine fo Zammy telling you to pick up the free wine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Swearing: He will be in Fally or Varrock town center with ****** constantly above his head.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once you find him try and kill him (lvl 3) and he will disapear into thin air leaving a cloud of smoke for you to quickly use your jar on if you dont you have to find the N00b AGAIN. (keep the jar it will be used alter on during the quest)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Craft a ChatSpeak amulet and put lvl 1 enchant on it you can now talk to the Gyspy aris impostor. The gypsy aris imposter will admit he is not gypsy aris and is really a rebel noob plotting against the noob king and is currently protecting gypsy aris in there secret head quarters but she has been veryoldwomanknapped. He will give you a red herring axe and tell you to chop at the tree with the bank guard in it. You will see a cutscene were the bank guard flees as the groud parts benaeth the trees and a new dungeon of the rebel noobs can be entered. Put on you amulet of chatspeak to talk to all rebel noobs below talk to the leader he will give you the noob signalling device to be used once you find her. Talk to the other rebel noobs and one will suggest lookign near the tree for footprints

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aris Hunting

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Leave the base and find the tree has

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you search the tree and have lvl 30 hunter some tracks will appear and you will have to use your tracking skills to find gypsy aris. If you do not ahve lvl 30 hunter it will say "You see footprints but they are to hard to make out maybe training your hunting could help" . After much tracking she will be found in a tree, bush, crate or sack around Port Sarim once you find her she will start muttering weird things, use the noob signalling device and yet another cutscene happens when HUNDREDS of RNs will arrive constantly saying 111111 LYKE ZOMG (if wearing chatspeak amulet it will fall off and when you put it back on durign the cutscene you will here the rebel noobs talkign about lifestyle problems). She will get annoyed and Shout at the chatspeakers who will all run away she will be back to normal. Talk to her and she will tell you that you find the fourth scammed "crying with the gods".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pick up your [bleep]y helmet and bullseye lantern and head of to the tears of guthix he will be there. Talk to him and he says he will be prepared to give you the scammers leaf bladed spear if you give him 10 burberry specials. Give them to him and he will drink them annd collapse drunk yet another cutscene will happen were the scammed is teled away by juna saying he is the second coming of Zaros. The "scammers leaf bladed spear" will now be on the floor pick it up and head back to fally.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Entering the Noob Realm

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go back to the Ankou and he will enchant the items for you and tell you to place them in the varrock sewer cauldron. Go to the Moss giants in varrock sewer and place the items in the cauldron you will meet a character called 19543692730427 talk to him (make sure your wearing your noob speak ammy ask him were to find the noob king you say you want to kill him and you will be locked in a multi combat zone with 30 unnchoppable yew trees, 30 unminable coal rocks and 100 lvl 3 autoers they will start attackign you thinking you are a tree kill them all (not really that hard) and a scammer lvl 30 will come into the room he will try and sell you polished buttons for 100k but you wont fall for it kill him he will drop a key to get out of the cage. Keep on going forward lvl 3 autoers will atack you so try and shake them off. Eventually you will reach a throne and yet another cutscene will happen. You will start fighting the noob king there will be LOTS of lvl 3 autoers attakcing you and some lvl 10 scammers too. Kill him and tele out before you get killed by the autoers. talk to the ankou Quest complete.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Prize: 2k crafting XP, 2k Hunter, 300 magic XP, Accesss to the noob realm (you can now get teleported there by the ankou)

Umm, is this a joke?

 

 

 

I don't think this is really the place for jokes...

 

 

 

Try forum games or sumthing =)

erm...LOL!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

essence of the n00b :XD:

Noob wasn't allowed to be in the title last time i looked at the rules.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Reported.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: Looks like someone beat me to it. :thumbsup:

Noob wasn't allowed to be in the title last time i looked at the rules.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Reported.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: Looks like someone beat me to it. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jesus man, its well thought out and not insulting anyone. Jagex have made parody quests on things like commie russia. Stop being such a wanna be mod.

im goin to put this lightly, you suck at creativity. EDIT: You suck at creativity anybody other than yourself would like.

wouldn't work, leaf bladed spear is untradeable you'd need like 60 slayer too do this now =p

The only mention fo noob in the rules is that your not allowed to call someoen a noob without them agreeing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. If I suck how can I improve

 

 

 

P.P.S Yes this si kinda a joke quest

 

 

 

P.P.P.S Does anyone know other items people can scam for a LOT of gp (equivilant to leaf bladed spear)

I wouldn't call this spam, but it certainly doesn't belong on this board. If anything, this belongs in the Varrock Library forum, which is where I'm moving it to.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Note to the author:

 

 

 

Please add a disclaimer right at the top of your topic to let people know that this is fiction and for entertainement only.

Now to be sucidal and disagree with the Owner.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is not the right forum at all. This is not a story, this is a quest. A quest SUGGESTION so therefore should be in a forum that supports this. Not a story because nothing in it suggests a main character that has been devolped, and it is not plot based. It is a quest. It says its a Quest. It looks like a quest. It is a quest.

 

 

 

Not story, quest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ps This makes me look like an idoit but it really doesn't belong here.

I didnt put it here it was moved from suggestions and bugs.

I know, which is why I put:

 

 

 

Now to be sucidal and disagree with the Owner.

 

 

 

The owner being Kiara_Kat

Noob wasn't allowed to be in the title last time i looked at the rules.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Reported.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: Looks like someone beat me to it. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Would you report everyone any chance you get?

Wow... never write again? [Pl0x to use your terms]

 

 

 

-14/20k

-14/20k

 

 

 

Worst rating ever!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Come on this isn't ment to be a story, this is meant to be... a quest suggestion, or maybe a bit of a joke.

Lol, -14 out of 20k is a little harsh. So, because of the humor, I change my rating to -4 out of 20k :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol, if it was meant to be a joke or humerous, 6/10. It just doesnt make sense.

All I can tell you that if this IS fiction...

 

 

 

More likely someone couldn't be bothered to invent a real quest so they chose to write a joke quest and therefore should be in the jokes page...not the serouis story pages.

ive finsihed the story/guide/thing