Makes the wall take a pill.

 

43 HP.

 

 

(Still not sure which side I'm on, so I'm just throwing stuff in. ;))

Gives the wall mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

 

44 HP.

 

(I don't think anyone is on a side yet, it's just kinda do whatever right now.)

I swear at the wall.

 

43 HP.

I put 42 bottles of beer on the wall.

 

42 HP.

I give the wall a good job sticker

43HP

I crumple a can and throw it at the wall.

 

42 HP

 

(Yeah, it's do whatever. Nobody is fixed to a certain side, so you can hurt/heal interchangeably)

I graffiti the wall

 

 

41 LPHP

I put a Hello Kitty band-aid on the wall.

 

42 HP

I put a door on the wall.

 

41HP.

I pour acid on the wall.

 

40 HP.

I kiss the wall.

 

41 HP.

I also kiss the wall.

 

40 HP

I lick the wall after eating candy.

 

41 HP.

I tape a picture of Romy to the wall.

 

42 HP

I have a debate on existencialism with the wall.

 

41HP

Headbutts the wall.

 

40 HP

I give the wall some spare change.

 

41HP.

I poke the wall.

 

40 HP.

I buy the wall a Philly cheese steak.

 

41 HP

I rip the wall's head off and [cabbage] down its neck.

 

40HP

I do naughty things to the wall

 

39HP

I gently massage the wall

 

40 HP

I throw a wall against the wall.

 

39 HP.

I take the wall out on a date.

 

40 HP

I do something original to the wall.

 

39HP.