cheeseman

I suddenly reappear, and crush you. DON'T TAKE MY DEW~ *inserts crushed stupid person for stealing my mountain dew*

She'll fix that!

banned beacause you make fun of black demons

I get sucked into a black hole, but not before... *inserts coin* *gets crushed by black hole's supermassive gravity*

I win, nothing beats a black hole! :twisted:

terrific guide, im officially hooked on barrows

Nice, and happy birthday!

The Governator Will "ahnold" (yes its misspelled on purpose) stop being the governator

Armor piercing bullets OWN suit of armor

you choke on a donut

Can't put it out without water!

you get a primed plasma grenade which promplty sticks on to you and explodes 3 seconds l8r *inserts $1*

oh my GOD! that is FUNNY! i am laughing so hard right now

because you hate waffles. Why can't i smelt a waffle?

you get the CRAZY FROG, which promptly latches on to you, and is un-priable off... *Inserts coin*

banned for being the first post on this page

you get your head caught in razor wire during boot camp, therefore slicing your head open. bleeding profusely (sp?), you continue the obstacle course, only to get your feet sliced apart whilest running across one square mile ofm gravel barefooted. you then go on a HALO jump (High Altitude Low Opening) jump, but your parachute fails, so does ur reserve chute. You fall to earth and dig your own grave.

because you have nothing else to take up ur time. Why are there no waffles in runescape?

:shock:

melts the car crusher picker upper thingy

that is FUNNY!

you get a plastic explosive *inserts coin*

SIGGIED!