D. V. Devnull

Banned because the speed at which this thread is moving is mind-boggling. :P ~D. V. "LOL!" Devnull

Banned because this will make the 4th post in the same minute. :P ~D. V. "Fast, eh?" Devnull

Banned for getting your hand stuck in a tree, and finding you couldn't get it out again. :P ~D. V. "Woody, eh?" Devnull (EDIT: p.s.: This was meant for Ezee, but it works on you as well... lol.)

Granted, but apparently so many other girls like both you and her (yes, all those girls happen to like both genders) so much that both you and her are constantly on the run from all of them. Trust me, you don't want to know what would happen if they caught up to the both of you. :P Now, I wish that I could come up with wishes that were so hard to corrupt, such that all of you would just grant them without corrupting them and then post your wish below your granting reply. It would be such fun, as I would have the feeling as if I had finally won this game... :twss: ~D. V. "Currently feeling tease-crazy..." Devnull

Banned because I had no idea that two more posts had arrived on the thread. I've been on a bit of a delay this morning. <_< ~D. V. "Sheesh..." Devnull

Banned because my previous post was meant for sees_all1, and your timing rendered me unable to see your post. :wall: ~D. V. "Aaaaaargh!" Devnull

Banned because I figured they probably went down that path before I posted. That's why I left the extra post note... :P ~D. V. "Feels like they didn't spend time to read the whole post..." Devnull

Granted... But due to a crack in one of the control gems, it shorts out during your first use of it, and therefore you don't get teleported anywhere. :wall: I wish I had a perfect and fully-functional Aperture Science Portal Gun, minus all of the negative issues and/or things that anyone could possibly encounter that would roadblock any possibility of endlessly enjoying and using it. :shades: ~D. V. "Ah, the enjoyment of movement..." Devnull (p.s.: Don't take your reply down some sadistic road... If you can't post back without doing so, don't post back at all... I got sick of it after someone's previous spree. <_< ...)

Lemonade... Yum. :) Now, since the previous answer to me was still no good, I'll ask again... BFG10K :twisted: ~D. V. "And still awaiting a proper answer..." Devnull (p.s.: Is there no one willing to do the research to understand and answer back properly???)

Banned for not fishing enough as of the date/time this has been posted... Any smart fisherman knows to keep their fishing level higher than (or if situations prohibit, equal to) their cooking level! :geek: ~D. V. "78 fishing, 77 cooking here..." Devnull (p.s.: While I hand-signed with my real stats, this ban is meant more as a complete tease, albeit I followed my own advice...)

Pastry. :D Now, since the previous answer was no good, I'll ask again... BFG10K :twisted: ~D. V. "Awaiting a proper answer..." Devnull

2 ... I quit, so I'll be certain to have a mod wreck the count once to set up a round without me. :wall: ~D. V. "I'm giving up..." Devnull

Banned because I killed one of those in another dimension. :P ~D. V. "But I didn't enjoy it..." Devnull

Slipping on peels and falling. :ohnoes: BFG10K :twisted: ~D. V. "Awaiting a knowledgeable answer..." Devnull

You're fired from Taco Bell for breaking the bell. :P ~D. V. "Any more restaurants?" Devnull

3.5x2=7 We're doing decimals now, eh? :P ~D. V. "I can do it, too!" Devnull

Banned because you didn't click the link to the large version, which happens to be just a little way down below on that xkcd comic's page. Two versions were provided, one for fast viewing, and a link to the other if you want to see the details. :P ~D. V. "Always check for enlargement links!" Devnull

<*hears the flying golf ball, ducks in time*> Yeah, Google does that. BTW, I think it was the Men In Black Cartoon which I was really looking for. Sadly, I can't seem to find the clip I'm remembering via YouTube. :( Anyway... 5 ~D. V. "And the ball keeps moving..." Devnull

Oh geez, I just remembered a clip from Men In Black... #-o Heck, I remember Jeebs as he said to 'K', "It's a 3.", and then 'K' blasts him. :XD: ~D. V. "Ah, the memories..." Devnull

You're fired from Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory for ruining Easter by summoning a Chocatrice and changing the Easter Bunny into chocolate. :boohoo: ~D. V. "And the silly hits the fan..." Devnull

Banned because some places are all too deep. :P ~D. V. "Sense + nonsense = fun!" Devnull

Banned because I was trying to make a point, and wasn't aiming for quality of comic choice. :P ~D. V. "No offense taken." Devnull

I'm sorry, but I must vent, therefore the following must be said... UP YOURS! :angry: ...and now, where were we... right... 1 ~D. V. "Back at the start, and hating it." Devnull

DAMNIT!!! Banned for falling afoul of Godwin's Law!!! :angry: ~D. V. "Consider yourself pwned." Devnull

Banned for being gross when you fired a ban at me. :shame: ~D. V. "Shame on you!" Devnull