D. V. Devnull

You're Fired from Sesame Street for wanting to kill Big Bird and eat them. Heck, you're double-fired for deciding to make me cook them while holding a gun to my head, and on a day when I wouldn't want the headache caused by my personal shield protecting me from the bullet impact against it. :blink: ~D. V. "And you wonder why I didn't cook Big Bird so well..." Devnull

Banned because my IRL self feels like he just got kicked up the rear end by a porcupine. :shock: ~D. V. "OOOOOWWWWW!!!!!" Devnull

Banned because I finally turned the tables around without knowing it. YOU GOT SNIPED! :P ~D. V. "Pulling out a fresh tank of tease..." Devnull

Banned for forgetting to tell him to check the Opening Poster and what they said in terms of rules for this thread, as well as the many and varied examples that they provided. :ugeek: ~D. V. "Zen Geek!" Devnull

You're Fired from Samsung for preferring iOS over Android. :razz: ~D. V. "Silly + Fan = Me" Devnull

Sorry, it's me on a 4-day delay. :oops: @Sangrina, you're being called again... :smile: ~D. V. "Getting off-the-wall..." Devnull

29770 Only 5 posts in 4 days? WTF?!?!? :eek: ~D. V. "Are you asking for a nuke video?" Devnull

Granted, but you go insane trying to find out how... Creepy things ensue. :ohnoes: I wish we had a 37-hour day that was actually 13 real hours longer than our current 24-hour day, with longer day and night times so we could do everything we wanted, including sleeping as long as we really need to. :D ~D. V. "In need of more time..." Devnull

Banned because not updating the count-in-title takes away from the appeal of this thread. Or would you rather that fresh minds don't come to join us and keep the game alive? :huh: ~Mr. D. V. "Wanting to make the game grow..." Devnull

Banned because we're over 35K bans and this thread is overdue for its' title to be updated. :geek: ~D. V. "About time I took notice again..." Devnull

You're Fired from CountMasters Inc. for not keeping the counters in the titles of at least two threads we both play in reasonably up-to-date. <_< ~D. V. "It was going to come up sooner or later, just as soon as I realized it." Devnull

Banned because the B.C. Comic Strip for 2012-10-23 is an awesome laugh riot, and it would be stupid of me to not share it with the rest of you! :XD: ~Mr. D. V. "I just saw the ultimate test of a Psychologist's ability and willpower." Devnull

Let's hope they can. I just showed up. :wink: And how about I ask for an encore of Blaze? :razz: ~D. V. "Sound good?" Devnull

Yikes! That's asking to have your dragon stolen! Put it in a safe, man! :blink: ~D. V. "Hearing the sound of a thief's footsteps..." Devnull

29777 ~D. V. "Hey, now that's a lucky trio of 7's..." Devnull

Banned because I just realized that sounds epic when I read it with 'Sarge's voice from "Red Vs. Blue"... :lol: ~D. V. "It also sounds funny as well." Devnull

29779 Yeah, I pwned the heck out of you, didn't I? I bet you were multi-tabbing, like I do with these fine forums. :P ~D. V. "Apparently faster with multi-tabbed forums..." Devnull

Banned because you and BlazeTMF should probably take that to Skype/GTalk/WLM/whatever-IM-you-both-use... :? ~D. V. "Trust me, it would be harder to chat over on this thread. A lot harder..." Devnull

29781 And my thanks (plus a hug) to Star and the rest of the Tip.It Staff for handling that very expediently. I wish I had an image emote built into these forums that I could use about now that would depict that awesome hug-of-thanks. But since I don't, I'll use this... :wub: ~Mr. D. V. "Being thankful of the awesome, because you don't want to know the content of what they removed..." Devnull

Bah... I would show up when no one's calling for me. And you'd think I'd be regular enough at this point to get called, too... :oops: Oh well... I'll ask for @Star. next since she and I seem to be equally regular to this thread. Odd, I think I've got this bag of cookies with her name on it, as well? :? ~D. V. "Wondering how he came to be in this picture..." Devnull (p.s.: BTW, I think I'm enjoying this "member" tag a bit much.)

29784 When you see "Guest" as the last poster, it doesn't reflect well on the thread. :wink: ~D. V. "Call it an exception, okay?" Devnull

29786 Over-posting to heal this thread... Something got messed up. :? ~D. V. "Oi..." Devnull

Banned because both work, but only if you have the apostrophe in front, which Octarine failed to do. :XD: ~D. V. "...timing for silly..." Devnull

Nup... Me... Sorry. :sad: @Octarine :razz: ~D. V. "I'll have to use other measures..." Devnull

Banned because I'm being forced to pull out certain video references in another thread. :? ~D. V. "Come on! Step It Up!" Devnull