D. V. Devnull

24576 <*DVD looks out the door and down the hall, only to see something he totally didn't expect.*> Oh, oops... :? <*DVD ducks back in quickly, thankfully having not been noticed, as the loud, half-annoyed squeals of several of Tip.It's female forum users are heard. Apparently, the shot he fired flipped up several of the ladies' skirts due to a transient passive breeze his shot generated, resulting in the ladies underclothing being left open for view. Unfortunately, this breeze also carried so much static energy that the skirts won't fall back down, and those ladies' attempts to push their skirts back down keep on failing.*> That's gonna take an extra 24 hours to fix itself. Damn... and that normally never happens either! #-o ~D. V. "I had no idea that was coming." Devnull (p.s.: Sure, I could have thrown in several displayed usernames for dramatic flare on this 'sight joke'. But then again, I wouldn't want to get walked all over either! As it stands, I might be stepping over a barrier by accident. Hey, @Arceus, if I have, could you please either tell me, or perhaps throw a wrapper tag on it to hide unless clicked with an appropriate descriptor?)

209 Damnit... -.- <*Mr. DVD throws @Gang Sabre into a barrel and locks it shut.*> After what I just did to you in the other thread, this is more than enough punishment. You're gonna be stuck in there for as long as it takes the instance of you in the other thread to respawn. A good 24 hours should be suitable anyway. :twisted: ~D. V. "My brain's now overloaded. You don't want to see my version of 'worse overkill'. I'm serious." Devnull

24580 You have got to be... <*facepalms*> #-o <*Mr. DVD suddenly starts moving about 300 times faster than normal, affecting the local space around himself both temporally and dimensionally. He promptly pulls out a sword handle & hilt from one of his pockets, shakes it out to the side, and causes 6 giant swords to show up at once. They form together quickly into a rather powerful bladed bow that he thought would never be used here, and he can't remember at the moment if he's used such a weapon here before. The firing system for his weapon appears entirely on its' own, without him even having to think about calling for it. He draws back on the firing system, pulling the firing collar up along his arm, charging this crazy mix of a melee and range weapon to its' absolute excessive maximum. Just for the excessive flare, he even goes so far as to jump high into the air as he takes aim upon @Gang Sabre. With the release of his grip, Mr. DVD fires the entire powerful beam of energy and the firing collar slings back down to its' original firing position. Before @Gang Sabre can even realize what's been fired, they're insta-nuked by the blast of the beam's impact on them in the entire single second or two that this took to occur. A mere pile of ash is now left where @Gang Sabre was sitting, and a small respawning unit floats in and over to where the pile is. It sounds off an automated voice, which quietly states, "Respawning your deceased player in 24 hours. Please be patient.", and then begins charging up in order to do its' job.*> *sigh* ... You simply don't insult the inverse count. :shame: <*Mr. DVD releases his grip on his weapon, and it simply vanishes as if it hadn't appeared until it is called again. He returns to normal speed, and gently floats back down to the floor below, a slight distortion beneath him until his shoes touch the floor to prevent him accelerating and coming down harder than he would like.*> ~D. V. "That weapon's usually a 'Widespread Devastation'-class item. Focusing it and controlling the blast takes some work." Devnull

24594 Hmm... <*notes the video camera*> ...interesting. No pummelings waiting to happen, though. :| ~D. V. "Oh well... Better luck next time." Devnull

I assume that's a hilarious fake, right? :P 204 ~D. V. " :XD: " Devnull

No, sorry. :( I hope Ms. '' catches back up with this thread soon. :huh: ~D. V. "Trying again..." Devnull

198 Is there a notification for telling someone when someone else comes online on these forums? ~D. V. "I'm just curious." Devnull

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Sorry, I think they're out having lunch. :anxious: Well, we can't have that happening forever, now can we? :( Ms. , I Choose You! :D ~D. V. "Pokemon Pun Not Exactly Intended!" Devnull

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