KCHughes

I've actually tried using two bull whips at once in real life. I definitely almost killed myself. I would not recommend doing that. Therefore, I rate it a 0 out of 10.

There's some guy east of the mining guild in a house who keeps saying that he saw something really scary. I wonder what that's all about.

Its Russian, actually. It's actually a German song called "Moscow, The Great Prostitute."

Question: If you hocked a loogie on your PC, would that be considered hacking too? "It's got Spam in it! But I don't like Spam!" Circa Monty Python's Flying Circus.

They are perpendicular. One is the negated inverse of the other. If there's a way to print the map of RS off, I'd draw all over it and find that stuff. That may be a little bit too deep, though. Assuming Jagex isn't good at geometry.

Dang. Sorry. I just noticed.

I don't think it exists yet...

At least he didn't say "Dancing for Full Rune" :roll:

Those are all part of the Holy Grail quest. They point to this place on Karamja NW of Brimhaven. That's where you teleport to the Grail Castle. I was a member once.

He would be a pretty bad poker player. :lol: What does "**** a ji" mean

Ok it has everything to do with this. He is observing (SpellCheck) The WOM How does it not have anything to do with this? :? Look, he does not say he is watching the WOM. In fact, the only person who linked him to the robbery is Miss Schim (sp?). Not the bank guards, not anybody else. Why do we assume that he did it? We have only one reason to think that, and it isn't a very good source. And why does everyone assume that the WOM isn't just a distraction meant to make runescape more interesting? Why does everyone assume the story goes somwhere? It's something to do besides click the mouse and be tortured by the horrible state of the RS community...but I digress...

What burns me most of all is P2P players who come on to a free world with their full dragon, god book, dragonstone ammy, god cape, and 50M gp to show off in front of the F2P community.

Is it just me, or is it much easier and faster to type everything properly instead of using incoherent shorthand?

Title changed. Still awaiting input on my above theory.

Hee hee..."gnomeballer"... :lol:

20 some odd K

Why did I think those numbers would be coordinates? It seemed like a good idea. I threw them out because they didn't make too much sense.

If that is true, then according to the most recent update, the WOM is actually a vicious pirate trying to build a ship in the water by Draynor and raid, pillage, and plunder all over Runescape. Then he will shanghai some innocent players and make them slaves on his pirate ship. Hey, I can actually see Jagex doing that. It could even be the new random event they're talking about! :shock: Those fools. I'll bet they're watching this and saying, "Boy, we really threw those losers a curve!" But I didn't post to say this. What I mean to say is that I'm going to throw a theory out here and see if it floats. What I was thinking about during school today (specifically during English because I don't do much thinking in that class otherwise) is that the WOM is not really an incarnation of Zaros, but is rather Zaros' #2 man. He may even be a demigod in disguise, but that's going a bit too far for now. He is under commands from Zaros to live in Misthalin for awhile and gather information on the followers of Zamorak and Saradomin, whom Zaros is currently plotting against. Anyway, the WOM has been "travelling" all over Gielinor, as he claims, but has actually been surveying and spying for Zaros, all the time keeping up a charade as an innocent old man. So, the WOM notices that most people in Gielinor know about magic and how it works, and also notices that magic is indeed a very powerful weapon. So he needs to get as many runes as possibile (through runecrafting). He will then report back to Zaros, who will raise an army of mages that will overrun Gielinor. Just a thought. By the way, I had no idea this would get up to 9 pages long. Don't blame me, although it is mostly my fault.

There are a bunch of Saradomin statues in the White Knights' Castle, they point off somewhere.

The gods have statues? I didn't know that. Plato didn't run. Socrates just ticked everyone off so much that they wanted him dead. Plato tried to not do that.

What are the odds that all level 3 players with the generic character appearence will have private chat on friends, public chat off, and trade off?

Jus saying that you owned Sicksk8ter or what ever his name is lol... :twisted: BTW You should be on like CSI or sumthin man cause ur really good at this stuff! I despise CSI. I'm quite fond of archaeology, however.

What? Anyway, I did a thorough clue-search this weekend and yesterday, went through some of the old God Letters, went to a bunch of F2P-accessible locations that the WOM mentions, but I'm pretty sure I didn't turn up anything. Also took pictures of the maps in the WOM's house. There are three different ones, but I could only identify one, and it's the Digsite. Obvious, since he's affiliated with Zaros. The only two P2P locations that I think might offer some clues are Zanaris and the Entrana Dungeon. The only thing to do now is wait for the update. The "group consensus" is all right here, so if we're right about the WOM, give yourselves a big "w00t!"

Depends on what you do. I'm currently playing to figure out the whole WOM deal, but I also derive pleasure from watching the antics of 11-year-old buffoons. :wink:

Psh...just what they want you to think! :)