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Wow. These are hilarious! Keep 'em coming Sledgehammer.

All Nintendo games, and Halo 2 8)

I called 999 once when there was this crazy asian guy chasing us for about 5 miles, but he was in a crummy car and my dad's Audi A4 outran it easily before the police came. 8)

There would probably be big billboards all around the place, nothing so extreme as to name a quest after them.

Well I got a Maze whilst mining if that helps.

The worst day of my life was also my best, hmmm, funny. I broke my arm in PE, and the teacher said it was just sprained, went to hospital, found out it was broken, three weeks to recover. BUT then i worked it out, it comes off on the last day of school before the Summer Holidays AND it was my right hand so I couldn't write for the rest of the term, woohoo. I have never experienced any death above the death of a goldfish, so I wouldn't know, but i really feel for anyone who has lost family members, I can only imagine the suffering :cry:

Get some old plates, go onto motorway, when people stop at junctions, get out, and put a plate on top of their car, so they drive along, and when they stop, smash! Got caught a few times and had to leg it mind. Another funny one is putting plastic bottles sealed in the middle of the road, cars run over them and they go pop, people stop because they think that they have burst a tyre. Also I tie pans to my mum's car, so when she drives to work you can hear them dragging along. Swap salt and sugar around. Put clingfilm over toilet seat (this one is hilarious) Knock a door run is really childish, but fun.

There are over 1 and a half billion Christians. About 1 billion don't follow a Religion. The other 3 and a half billion is split between the other religions.

Any Green Day song, ever. Basket Case, Minority, When I Come Around, American Idiot are my favourites Simple Plan - Shut Up Blink 182 - First Date, Feeling This, All The Small Things, Always, Whats My Age Again. Papa Roach - Last Resort Sum 41 - Fat Lip My Chemical Romance - I'm Not OK Metallica - I Disappear

Funny, but I found the Jesus one quite offensive.

Yesterday I was killing Baby Blue Dragons for 43 Prayer when I got a maze. I logged half way through to get a drink though, and it instantly went down to zero percent when I logged back in, oh well. Anyway, later, I was killing Moss Giants when I got a Mime and I was like 'wow, that was lucky', I got boots and top from it. I kinda feel bad as I know people who have played for 4 years and never gotten either, and I got 2 on the same day, yay.

Ugh, this is gonna take a long time to do: Mario Sunshine Super Mario World Super Mario World 2 Mario Party 3 Mario 64 Mario Kart (GBA) Mario Kart (N64) Mario Kart Double Dash Paper Mario Paper Mario 2 Mario Bros Mario Bros 2 Mario Bros 3 Yoshi's World Luigi's Mansion Zelda Ocarina Of Time Zelda Wind Waker Zelda Link To The Past Zelda Link's Awakening Goldeneye Perfect Dark Quake 2 Jet Force Gemini (Last boss is a beast) Metroid Prime Super Smash Bros Super Smash Bros Melee Wave Race (GC) Timesplitters 2 Star Wars Rogue Squadron Star Wars Rogue Squadron Rogue Leader Star Wars Rogue Squadron Rebel Strike Super Monkey Ball Advance Wars 007 Nightfire Animal Crossing Banjo Kazooie Harvest Moon - A Wonderful Life Viewtiful Joe Pokemon Blue Pokemon Yellow Pokemon Silver Pokemon Ruby Pokemon Stadium Halo Halo 2 Metal Gear Solid Metal Gear Solid 2 Grand Theft Auto (Old Skool :-)) Half Life 2 Tomb raider 2 Taony Hawks Pro Skateboarding Tony Hawks Pro Skateboarding 2 Tony Hawks Pro Skateboarding 3 Tony Hawks Underground Burnout Burnout 2 Burnout 3 Splinter Cell Splinter Cell - Pandora Tomorrow Age Of Mythology Age Of Mythology The Titans Age Of Empires Age Of Empires - Rise Of Rome Age Of Empires 2 Age Of Empires - The Conquorers (ug, spelling) Sudden Strike 2 Unreal Tournament Unreal Tournament 2004 Counterstrike - Conditon Zero Commandos Commandos 2 Commandos - Um, there was an add on to one which I cant remember the name of... Roller Coaster Tycoon Theme Park Theme Hospital Hitman 2 Hitman Contracts Crazy Taxi Virtua Cop Virtua Cop 2 Silent Scope (Every one) House Of The Dead House Of The Dead 2 Phew. There must be loads more i did but forgot them. How old am I? 13...

IMakeToilets, Yoda, and, of course; Misplacedme, it has a nice ring to it.

Owned.

Spending somuch for a few magic levels, airs are such a rip, and I'm to impatient to buy from players...

Nice fake, the shoulder pads look weird though...

Count me in, I'm p2p, but I want the f2p'ers to get a decent update.

When I'm bored I go on Penguin Patrol. I walk around ardy zoo and when I see someone killing the cute penguins I start screaming at them and they run away.

Think of it as a really, really big hammer that's about twice as high as someone.

August 04 :oops:

There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large unibrow that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army of evil monkeys that threw poo on the ground, then ate it. Meanwhile, Superman flew off to rescue some fat jellyfish that Catwoman had stolen from the volcano of turd which was created by the big monkey-donkey-horse. The fat jellyfish found Antarctican-girl and they fell through the cold window of her midget friends potato and together they saved the world from the evil green foot fungus who was very small with spots on his eyes. An orange cheese covererd with fungus is very smelly and very dirty! The orange cheese came straight from hot fiery heck. "Oh my lord!", yelped the little remote control when she poked it with a random stick of wisdom. Out of nowhere, a rabbit appeared, with ninja turtles, and spiderman alone who bit george. Then -spiderman killed himself-, a desparate depressed guy wanted to become a real boy so he could eat strawberry pie, because apple pie was colored like cake in jelly. On another note, the president of communist Duck World was a republican who had a wife that ate 80 chinese kids, who had MSG. This is because his mum got brain cancer from drinking the evil smelly fart potion while listening to Zezima's loser life-story. This caused a N00B-fest straight from Varrock world one after Delrith came, eating genetically modified frogs with smelly butts which stank like a cabbage mixed with tomato and smelly armpits with no friends. Nobody expected to dance in this vile rat infested son of a mother and father with Jerry Lewis. But when everyone jumped on the cart of the furious horse tamer who thought that he was cool, he turned and said to the little girl. "Why must you torment me, because I hate my self and you? Thats ok I like being a transgendered she said. Then she bit me. Then i pushed her into a smelly butt of a fat ogre. My grandma said "I need help with my underpants because they're pretty and bright pink". In the meanwhile, somewhere else on the blue oysterbar, a magical muffin was eating a genatically manipulated spider, but got poisoned! So the muffin got antidote from a wizard named FatJoe, but was tricked by the evil muffin lord of Evil Pastry Lane. "I want to eat the muffin", said the Muffin. So the Muffin ate himself / herself because he was a very hungry and cannibalistic muffin. Having watched this, i just know I had to watch it all through my binoculars which smelled like bobble head dolls with a touch of lavender oil-covered antisocial butterflys with the lack of respect for the king of france and his queen which is dumb and useless and also a lawyer who no one ever known as much sillyness.she got naked, then she started taking pictures of birds in the trees with a camera that cost her twenty dollars at Subway Eat Fresh. But then she lost it and so random dude farted very loud,and blew up the rest of the poisonous lightbulbs. Being poisoned, the person ate pie and danced to the rythms of the planters peanuts and ate glue and indented these paragraph's poisioned penut pie. The whole universe was very unhappy so they ate cheese covered foot in her boots that she found... Yet it was very unlikely that her pixel sigs were any good in a place like the august so she moved her furniture outside of her pants and went to Thormac the Sorcerer who was eating, flying, and dancing a stupid dance on stupid music with his ugly pink pet poodle named Frodo Baggins who looked like it had rabies. Unfortunately, the girl (aka the man) killed the poodle, and made frodo CRAZYY!!! Frodo smashed his head on Thormac's beloved ming-vase and kill everyone with his butterflyknife which is pointy and made of home brewed pork and is very dangerous when cold. But then something ate Frodo up. It was some giant naked bear, that liked beans on cold toast with glue attached. Frodo was regurgitated when he found a pshyco called 'Andr̮̩̉̉ Wallnut'. He tied his laces with strings made by a cow named Bobbyjohn Jr. The cow went towards pixie shrinks and said "Blimey, I LOVE NUTS!". Funnily enough, nuts were cooked with even more nuts and covered in delicious nut alcohol. He quickly became drunk and disordely and accidentally made a very big pile of mustard. Upon closer examination, it appeared to have a tiny fire giant trapped with a gardenhoe bought from B&Q in a nutshell and it was on clearance today. Then everybody died, except for the panda with a

hey zezima does have a life... have u ever talked to him??? he doesent play as much and its like 6 people on the same char so dont be stereotypical :roll: then he should be banned, if you follow the rules you may only have 1 person on the same acc greetz That would be the funniest thing ever to happen to runescape if he got banned :twisted: I agree :lol:

FOREST FIRE :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Corpse - Now that's what I call slimline! Pile of Skulls - Disturbing but tidy. :lol:

I got 4 from 30 guards then the next day i got 1 from about 300...