Orpheus

Dammit, number 2 is part of the Sphinx Incuenta. But what does it mean?

I keep a collection of the drugs I use in a clubhouse in my backyard. No one uses it, so it's safe to store them there. It's nice for a rainy day when I just need to relax.

Ah, nightmares. The dark side of the mind. The side that emulates your worst fears and dark thoughts. That which holds your fears and simulates them. I had a nightmare involving a banana, some hot chick, and some force. And let's just say it didn't end well for either side. And note that this banana was sporting titanium [bleep]es that spew weapons-grade anthrax and other dangerous toxic spores.

You know as much as I do that none of these guys are gonna get it. I'll keep quiet though and spoil it in 24 hours.

God my beard is seriously thick. I don't think a razor is gonna "cut" it this time.

You look almost like my long-lost twin or something. Same glasses, hairstyle, goatee(to an extent)

Damn... I want those wings and earrings. So how much would the CE cost?

I'd like to call this "Enex Forever", but it's a one-man group, so I have faith you'll finish this at one point. The wait is killing me! :lol:

Descent?

Harder then IWBTG? IWBTG is just as rage-inducing.

Just played with Jaerk and Nadril for a bit. Today's topics of discussion: How Jesus got banned from life, MJ, and various other [cabbage]. And on the last part of goldrush, I can't play spy worth a damn.

That helps, but you kinda missed the point of the thread at this point. This thread is now an MSPaint thread. [/sarcasm] I'm terribly sorry. Sarcasm is hard to detect through plain text.

There is only one problem that I would bring up with your last statement. Rape is a very real, very serious threat, and abstinence is not 100% safe. Albeit it being as close as you're going to get to avoid pregnancy and STI's as possible.

D. Take a bit of the cash as a "return fee" and return it to the owner.

That helps, but you kinda missed the point of the thread at this point. This thread is now an MSPaint thread.

This, is how I'd get it.

Aww damn. I have a new plan, but I need to use my desktop to draw it up.

Sorry Jaerk, but old crazy people usually think God doesn't exist and should burn.

I can vouch for everything Nadril is saying. There is just one drawback I can think of: the final boss. I don't think a boss has made me rage so hard in forever :lol:

I always thought babies came from storks until that one day... Never again.

TF2 beats it. Easily. This man speaks the truth. Halo 3 is a game where you have to be eight years old to see it as good, not to mention it's not skill-based. Halo 3 is the polar opposite of something called "teamwork".

...This is why I use photobucket for all my needs.

I have never seen such an epic game video :shock: Yeah, it's an ability the Templar class has. It has like an hour long cooldown though. Also, judging by the video (or .gif or whatever) it has great graphics, on par with WoW. Any idea what the monthly fee will be? The graphics are actually somewhat better than WoW. I was getting a constant 60+ FPS with every knob turned up all the way. Granted my computer's fairly old, but still. My comp is a Windows XP, but I know nothing of computers. I don't even remember when my dad bought it. Ah. You might want to get a new computer then that could run this if you're interested in playing.

I have never seen such an epic game video :shock: Yeah, it's an ability the Templar class has. It has like an hour long cooldown though. Also, judging by the video (or .gif or whatever) it has great graphics, on par with WoW. Any idea what the monthly fee will be? The graphics are actually somewhat better than WoW. I was getting a constant 60+ FPS with every knob turned up all the way. Granted my computer's fairly old, but still.

LOL. O_O LMFAO wow. That's just great. No words describe the amount of fail.