The_Gabe

140% RussiaA voting election was rigged in Russia so that it appeared that 140% of the population voted... So it became an internet meme."In Russia, 70% is a fail." "Russian alcohol is 140%." "In Russia, Prime Minister vote for you." "140% Russia"

I find that statement to be 140% true.

Already an attempted hijacked plane.

Found out a guy I knew committed suicide today.

^same

Learning cures ignorance. Idiocy cannot be fixed. I think?

Woke up to find my sinkroom and some carpet in my room completely flooded... Something happened to the sink plug or some shit... They told the people above me not to use their sinks so it shouldn't happen again until the plummer gets here. Facilities management went to get their carpet extractor to help clean up. I want to go back to sleep -_- -.-

Shoutout to Blake for agreeing to pick me up from the airport at uni today :D

Can't you sue for that type of stuff? Being laid off with no reason?

That was beautiful.

It's really strange how much a person can change over a year. I thought about it the same one last new years also. The only difference was when I was thinking about it, it was because I had depression. 2012-2013 I was thinking how much my life went downhill and it amazed me. This new years, I feel like I'm on top of the world. I have a job, a fraternity, new friends, new internship, steady relationship, and I'm more fit than I have been in a while. It's a great feeling.

I was told that if I wonder traded the gf's blazikan then she will leave me.

Started Dexter. Just watched episodes 1-4 back to back. Time to get my ass to bed.

Had dinner with my girlfriend at O'Charleys for New Years. Other than that, nothing interesting happened that night.

Between 4 and 5:30 tickets here are 5.50. Makes for a cheap movie date :twss:

Low Levelled is a banana.

2013 was a pretty good year. Let's make 2014 even better.

If I were your girlfriend I would break up with you.You can be my internet girlfriend :twss: Bazinga!

^Congratz.

I told my girlfriend that the first time we have sex I shall yell bazinga when I am done. It feels weird being on break because there's literally nothing to do. I've been playing candy crush or dead island or hanging out the whole time and i still have 2 and a half weeks left.

At the risk of sounding like one of those dumb anime nerds who has more money than social skills (Which I would be without question if I was more of an anime nerd and/or had more money)... That's from Death Note, isn't it? Based on the (very) little I know about that franchise, it's probably got a lot of merchandise like that. That is definitely deathnote. I actually have a death note as an item to add to my keychain hehe.

>Girlfriend asked how I made her fall in love with me >I said cause you're a [wagon]. (dumb a) :twss:

I dunno. I'm pretty sure my mother doesn't really know he wants to do it.

Has he been in a divorce though or only talk of it? He's been in 2. My mother is his third wife and he wants to divorce her.

My dad's talking about divorce again. It's a meh day.