Goonstalf

Kim Jong-Il. Favorite method of transportation?

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510.

Banned for denying the truth while under oath.

What even is a jimmy jam? Some kind of jumbly jorp?

Shotty Kc's mod powers.

Hello friends.

7/10. A chipotle chicken and cheese sub from Subway.

Blackbeard. Favorite period in history?

How's it going, handsome?

I am bumping these old games that no one will post in anyway.

Feed it raisins. A box of weasels.

Silva, could you check to see if I have a lump on my butt? It feels like I might have a lump on my butt.

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Back to business.

You're fired from the Crazy Hat Club for wearing a normal hat.

Cool, I'll read through it when I have some time.

I would retreat to my closet and watch MLP until my eyeballs bled. What would you do if you were suddenly unable to understand anything that was said to you?

You get a poorly sewn voodoo doll of Kc. *Inserts a piece of too-ripe watermelon.*

My mouse is now in little pieces and I will never have babies.

You get a a crow wearing a paper plate as a hat. A granola bar and Death's favorite CD.

Lolwut? Link please.

You end up getting in a fight with your future self; the result of which collapses space and time. I go back in time 3 hours to steal the sandwich my past self would be eating right about then.

Ok. What is that?

... it would get really clean and Silva might get mad we did her job. It's not smart to read Hindu religious texts because...