Goonstalf

Sometimes, there's nothing worse than walking to work in the rain though. How many bowls of cereal do you eat when you eat cereal? Usually 2 or 3, we have pretty small bowls.

I love for operating a cow slaughterhouse in your basement.

You kidding? I carve marble sculptures of myself fighting a crocodile/bear/shark out of marble sculptures of myself fighting a crocodile/bear/shark. TPUM eats their deodorant, rather than wearing it.

snip Never mind, Dax is a faster googler than me.

Good, good.

Banned for hitting on Napalm in Forum Games.

Seven hundred pounds of honey-roasted peanuts.

Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus. Does cold weather bother you? Not at all, I enjoy it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJlLOIqyJGo&feature=related

Makes the best moonshine cough syrup in the whole world.

I hate you for not playing enough video games. (That aren't Pokemon)

Banned for now bowing down to Napalm's Helvetica usage.

Banned for wearing a backpack full of severed limbs.

Granted, you lava super elevator stealth macaroni. I wish I played the piano well.

/\ Understates my movie watching. < Lurvs movies. \/ Will tell me his or her favorite movie.

Usually, unless something just comes to me. How's your posture right now? Could be a lot better.

I hate you because my Gamma World character has a saxophone. My friends are jelly.

Is the first person to make that joke in this thread.

I love you because it isn't-a me; Mario.

That person is very spherical.

So in Minecraft you just build stuff?

You're awesomest!

Banned for being a runescape atheist.

Granted, but you become mega-popular for killing a bunch of people. I wish I weren't colorblind and had better vision.

Let's all be gay together.