Goonstalf

The FGS Tittypalooza

Banned for insinuating that Nex isn't unbelievably handsome. :(

The demi-god and the forest, that way I can practice my lumberjacking. Would you rather juggle 7 live poisonous scorpions for the rest of your life, or be surgically attached to a grizzly bears chest?

Serious Putty. Bananas.

What a babe.

Granted, but you get hit by a bus. I wish TBM would stop getting hit by buses.

I hate you for calling me mean names.

Kill the panda. Kill them all. Would you rather be named Durk Furkfinger, or Shlemington Crotch?

*Pops out of the refrigerator and yells, "Bonanza!"*

I love you because you used Attract.

TORTATPAM is that she uses newspaper for toilet paper.

You're awesome!

/\ Is some kind of giant rabbit. < Loves the movie Space Jam. \/ Has never seen it.

Fact. TPUM is a pizza.

Banned for being unbelievably handsome.

PC, for sure. In your opinion, which bear is best? Polar.

You have to really work the peanut butter into the vents.

s is for snakes

If abc was a cat I would abc would be a cat.

cuz [bleep] yeah minecraft

Pokeball. Pokeball.

Diglet. Diglet.

Nope, sorry. TPUM likes hitting things with other things.

I love you for... lol, you're funny.

You're so bad.