Goonstalf

Is better at Jai-Alai than me.

My desert island discs. Do you quote Futurama a lot? Yeeeaaah.

That's where I come in.

I sleep on my back with my hands cupped around my testicles. What's the last thing you purchased? A psychedelic tapestry to hang on my currently bland wall.

Monster Hunter Tri. Is your bed made? Naaaaahhh.

Er'day. TPUM needs to return something to the library.

This one time abc.

yerp

Good guys. Trash.

/\ Likes to fart. < Wears Stormtrooper underpants. \/ Is uber jelly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpQSvlPDZw8&autoplay=1

I would regift you one wheel off of my new rollerblade.

...the other person might be an alien from some far away planet trying to make you look stupid. It's not smart to light batteries on fire because...

This thread is now about why ice cream sandwiches should be their own food group. Discuss.

TORTATPAM is that he used to be the drummer for D.R.I..

I love you for having enormous breasts.

Has only lit me on fire 3 times.

Banned for being less devious.

Yuppers. TPUM will kick my butt.

I usually don't snack much. What's your favorite condiment? Barbecue sauce.

nyaaaaaaaaaah

...you might not be able to not be not allowed on the water slide at the swimming pool. It's not smart to post :arrow: 's because...

The Twilight Zone. Paper bags.

Fits into the same pair of leather pants he's had for all these years.