Goonstalf

With noogies, usually. Whens the last time you used a dictionary? Years, probably.

I like Scout because he runs super fast like the mighty gazelle.

Never wears underwear. Ever.

Not on purpose. :blink: TPUM sucks up the blood that comes out when they peel back a hangnail or get a little cut.

I hate you for quoting me and my grammar mistakes.

And the Demoman's sticks explode.

I like my women like I like my three headed dog, mutated spawns from Hell with more than the average amount of mouths. Laundry.

What class should I use? I've been stickin' with Scout and Demoman so far, they seem the most fun. EDIT: Oh, well alright then.

ABC IS IN MY BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Banned pages your pages pages my pages.

I was born to play Quake, it's just in my blood. But online games I get ripped to pieces.

/\ Correct. < I only put systematically organized stuff in my mouth. \/ Plays an instrument.

I love you for associating me with a toilet.

GOD DAMN TF2 IS HARD Or maybe I just suck at 1st person shooters.

MISTER I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU

HAVE YOU [HALO2PROMAN]'S NEVER SEEN MULAN? GOD.

You're looking for this. WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS?

DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS

Has great hygiene.

Nope. What's up? Not much.

Kellogg. Lincoln Logs.

Small circle. Would you rather something something communism, or something something necrotizing fasciitis?

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LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

TORTATPAM is that he played with little green women.