TheMaruder1

This is the coolest vid ever, I nearly jumped out of my seat when I saw the title too. Wow.

Oh, lol. I'm such a noob that way.

Today I was at Castlewars, when I noticed someone following me. I asked what he wanted and then noticed he was an npc. It was really odd! I'm wondering, is this a new random? [PLEASE NOTE: this is not some stupid made-up story, so I took pics.] Here's one quick picture. See? Here's another. There's four in total. This one is the last! So-erm..... What do you guys think it is?

Sorry, but where does your information come from? As far as I know, jagex has never confirmed any drop rate etc. Stop saying these made-up possibilities... But if a jagex J mod told you it was 1/10000, I apologize. They said that it was the same chace as getting a champion scroll from an Imp, which is 1/10000. Why did I have to be one to get the scroll? I think A J Mod should like give me a D Chain for getting it.

Has anyone managed to find the mystery Oil Still that the Npcs tell me to use?

This reminds me of earlier today.... Okay, I was powermining on a free world right? Some person with 17 mining who calls themself a skiller walks up and says to everyone that she reported me for autoing. Like 4 seconds before that, I was talking to her. I kindly tell her that powermining isn't macroing, but she immediately tells me that it takes advantage and cheats at a part of the game. (Wth?) I ask her why an autoer would be talking while working, and she of course says that you can still talk while running an auto program. I tell her how it makes no sense, considering the fact that auto programs are there to make it so you don't have to sit at the computer. By then she was yelling at everyone to report me for macroing, then she simply yelled "ignord biatch nub autor" and I report her for misuse of customer support. That was the worst case scenario of annoyingness ever.

I'm surprised how rare these things are, I got the Imp one the same day I first got members.....

I wish so much that I could have gotten "The Marauder" as my rs name, but some guy took it and never even bothered to get it on the highscores....

Warren's idea is good, they should at least make it look somewhat like the branch that it was made from, since it looks much better before it's a staff.

This just happened. I was selling my Full Rune on a F2P world (BIG mistake) and this level 3 (I didn't care at the time) come up and trades me. I'm all happy, because I have nearly no cash. I look, and I see 180k. (Stupidly) I'm too "into it" and accept right away. I look at my cash, and notice there is still none in my inventory. I think he probably declined or something, another mistake. I didn't make a single note of his name or something, and then AFTER his trade request disappears, I notice that my full rune is not in my inventory. I immediately freak out and look for his name. He's long gone, and I couldn't find his name to report him. I thought I'd never be scammed, but this truly shows how it can happen at any time. That is a great example of forgetting to always check the second trade screen. How stupid I was. #-o

I was having a regular dream when right in front of me that White Knight with a standard (The one on the black-marks page) popped up with a red standard and then sort of fell over. I freaked out as this would mean my character had just gotten banned. When I woke up, the first thing I did was go and check my black-marks, and to my surprise, it still said "Congratulations, you have no black-marks on this account.".... O:)

I can't remember where it is, but I swear I examined a broken table and it said: Used to be good for putting things on.

The whole thing about words for the emotes and having "LOG OUT" at the bottom are really quite a dumb idea. The others I love, yet those two just sound like someone trying to get back the old interface. The others make actually a lot of sense though. I love your suggestion about the prayer icon, it really would remind me to like Guthix instead of Saradomin. ~Maruder~

This "safing" is DEFINITELY not a bad thing! Eating keeps you from dying, and you cant get a good Pk if you're the one who got Pk'ed! Even if you followed all of these stupid "rules" of the wild, you would still be called a "noob" for getting a nice kill. ~Maruder~

The monsters which drop the scroll don't affect the reward at all, only the level of the scroll. You're just having bad luck. ~Maruder~

Even with people saying 1 mil Dragon Bones, I'd go with 1 mil Ourgs. it takes exactly 93,104 Ourgs to get from level 1 prayer to level 99. I could give all of my accounts 99 prayer in no time!....And Ourgs are so good, they sell for around 10k each....I could sell the rest on the forums and be a billionaire.... :twisted: ~Maruder~

....... Actually, I think that would make RuneScape even better. You know, there will be couple noobs still, but since they all eventually grow out of it, RuneScape would be all oldbies and pros! As for the topic, I guess the best way to destroy RuneScape would be to make not only rares untradable, but everything untradable! No possible trading at all! Yeah, that's the ticket. ~Maruder~

Well, my favourite is definitely my pure skiller, Stainedsocks. ~Maruder~

Well I only got some post here I made about The Great Gielnor Inferno and some Korean website with it's owners e-mail being "[email protected]"......weird. ~Maruder~

Alright this one wasn't really something he said, but there was this guy my level when i was looking for a good PK, and he kept on ranging me once with addy arrow, then running out of wildy so i couldn't fight back....So annoying....he made me waste a lobster cause it started adding up. Then I logged and came here to make a post. :wink: ~Maruder~

Once I saw some guy named "Rs-something-" and he was following some guy around telling him to give him full Rune. Then he just starts blathering on about "Failure to comply will be an automatic ban." or something. Then he just starts attempting to scam really bad. (He didn't even put a high amount on the first trade screen and automatically put up 10gp.) Then he started asking people their password and once again threatening to ban. :lol: !-Worst-Scammer-Ever-! ~Maruder~

What if those "special" runes everyone is thinking about are Life Runes? You know, they were in RSC for like a month with no purpose except for the examine which said "Used for summoning spells." What if that's the weird thing he's after? What if this has nothing to do with penguins? What if this is the start of Summoning? Man, this is getting entertaining. Hope this isn't pointless. ~Maruder~

Isn't that a shipping company? Nah, I think the shipping company is FedX.

Ooohh....I can't wait for this one. I seem to always "quit for a while" then notice when I get back that I missed a holiday event. I definitely like that candy-cane staff idea, and it should have some unique option on it too.

Well, when I was a noob I was the basic stereotype. Killed by a lvl 5 Goblin, made 3 accounts at once(which I do not even remember the password to), killed chickens for hours, but then it ended just like that. You see, this guy named Its Zidane1 found me and helped me out of eternal noobiness. He gave me food, armor, weapons, and the expertise to use it all. he helped me train, eventually working me towards what I am today. Sadly he became a member when I was cb lvl 30, and I didn't see him until one day. I was down on Karajama getting lobsters, and I noticed who was next to me! It was him, but then he logged and hasn't been on ever since. I should have talked to him! #-o Oh well. That's my story.