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Hey that was my topic! Just kidding, its cool. I think I win for ugly doll. Look, its wearing Uggs! Nothing says Ugly like Uggs.

I live in Wisconsin. Not many gyspsies around these parts. Lots of cows though... and squirrels. We have squirrels.

You get a CD playing noises of fat men sleeping. (And how did I assume you liked Spongebob? I'm not a huge fan either...) *Inserts tortoise*

Banned for having two As in your name. Thats vowel over-usage.

You get a George W. Bush Band-Aid! You've seen Spongbob Band-Aids, you've seen Sports themed bandages, now get ready for Bush- The Band Aid! Comes in 3 different designs- George W, White House, and Question Mark! Great for the kiddies! *Inserts hunk of concrete*

Banned for not having a teacher's license, and still attempting to teach me how to spell. I'm reporting you to the union.

Sweet Escape by Gwen Stefani was on the radio for about the bazillionth time today. Took over the wheel of my mom's car and ran it into a mailbox, hoping to kill the radio. You're late?

Hear- Some new song on my online radio station by Sean Paul and Pretty Ricky. Smell- Air.

You get the metric system. Thank you, come again. *Inserts an empty ink cartrige*

Banned for banning me for being a girl. And banned for having Pokeman in your siggy.

Sweet! :thumbsup: You... 0/10. Sorry. :?

Banned for using the word scam. Watch out! They might put up a bank ditch! Wouldn't want nasty scammers leading people into bad sales now, would we...

0/10 Doesn't ring a bell.

Maybe some kind of supports off of bottom of the C and the main building, to take some of the pressure off? Like a suspended bridge kind of thing, except its not a suspended bridge?

Same here. But I don't have my digital clock anymore, I have a regular alarm clock with hands and everything that looks like a drum set, and put it across the room so I actually have to get up to turn it off, preventing me from just smacking it and falling back asleep which I used to do frequently. So I can't see it too well anymore in the dark.

Cool! =D>

http://www.elouai.com Click on Candy Bar Doll maker, and make a cartoon version of yourself! I did this with all of my friends, turned out pretty funny.

I read that a while back. Makes me sick and disgusted that greedy people like that live in this country. Thats it, I'm moving to Mars. :wall:

If this had been a regular victory for the Amythist Rangers, there would have been beer, music, dancing, shouting, and happiness. But this wasn't a regular victory. Under ground, in the compound, black banners were hung in hallways, black mourning tapestries on the doors, and black table clothes on the tables just minutes after news of Luzi's death spread. People changed out of their dirty, bloody clothes and into black. They solemnly disposed of the corpses on the field between the compound and the ocean cliffs, then went inside, out of the rain, to console each other. Leo sat on the cliffs over looking the ocean, not caring about the cold, pounding rain. Riddius limped over, his foot in bandages. "Leo." He greeted soberly, and sat down next to the boy. Riddius sighed, and watched as a break in the rain clouds let in a stream of sunlight far out over the angry ocean. The old ape smiled. "You're mother was so proud of you." Leo bit his lip, and watched the waves crashing below. Riddius chuckled. "She came to me, right after she came to you. I was as surprised as you were to see the infamous Luzi back after all those years. When she told me to train you... I almost said no." Leo looked up. "Really?" Riddius nodded slowly. "Training a peasent boy with no combat skills what so ever to be the king of the Amythist Ranger's empire?" Leo smiled, wiping his nose. Riddius thought to himself. "But she was so confident in you. Luzi had real faith in you. She felt... guilty about leaving all of those years. She wanted to make it up to you somehow." He coughed, and sighed sadly once again. "She left something for you, Leo." Leo sniffled. "What?" "She wasn't planning on having it given to you so soon. None of us expected we'd have to give it to you for at least 30 years down the road." Riddius pulled a small slik covered box from his pocket, and handed it to Leo. Leo pulled off the top, and a small note fell out. It was in Luzi's handwriting, and was dated just a few months earlier, the day she came to Leo's cabin. Dear Leopold A Herman, I bet your father never told you what the A in your name stood for. If he did, I bet he told you Andrew or something. No, A stands for Amythist. Your grandfather's name. Not the gem, as some have thought. Funny story actually, he was named after the gem, but would you believe they spelt it wrong on his birth certificate? I shouldn't be funny, I should be more solemn than this. Because if you're reading this, chances are either I'm dead, or Riddius couldn't keep a secret. Son, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I wasn't there all those years. I'm sorry we've kept secrets from you. But its your destiny, actually. I've never been a big fan of destiny. Do you know what that fortune teller in Varrock Square told me when I was a little girl? She told me I was destined to be a dancer. Shows how much she knew. I should stop joking. This is a will, after all. Lets get down to business. To my husband and son, I leave all my earthly belongings, to be split evenly amongst yourselves. To Riddius, my loyal friend, I leave my finest sword. And to Leo, my son, I leave you full general command and kingly duties or the Royal Amythist Rangers, formally known as the King's Clan. Sincerely Luzimelle T. Herman, Leader of the Amythist Rangers Leo folded the letter, and looked inside the box. There, lay a small gold amulet on a gold chain. It was inlaid with amethyst, and had the initials L.A.H on it, Leo's initials. Beneath this was another small note. Leo- I had this made when I found out that I was pregnant with you. I hope you'll treasure it always. Love, Mom Leo turned the amulet over in his hands, and hung it around his neck. Riddius smiled, and looked towards the sky. "Looks like the clouds are clearing. That's good." He looked at Leo, and patted him on the back. "You want to go inside?" Riddius chuckled under his breath, and added "You're highness?"

Leo woke to a splash of cold water in his face. It was still storming, and Kilroph stood over him with an empty bucket. "Come on Leo, you can't just pass out like that." He put out his hand to help Leo up. Upon standing, Leo felt woozy. There was still blood dripping down his face. "What's going on?" Kilroph pulled him along. "The battle, stupid. You're fighting!" Leo pulled free of Kilroph's grasp. "Fighting? What?" Kilroph stopped and stared at Leo through the rain. "Oh no..." he cursed under his breath. "Leo... did you hit your head again?" "Again? What are you talking about? Do I even know you?" Kilroph cursed. "Don't you remember anything? The army, your training, your parents, anything?" Leo shook his head. "My parent's names are Luzi and Daniel, but I don't remember anything about an army or training... are you working with Riddius? I'm sorry, but the last thing I remember was the Warrior Festival on Karam Ja island." Kilroph stomped his foot. "No! This can't be happening!" His frown turned to a scowl, as he drew his sword. "I guess if you aren't on our side anymore, you're my enemy..." He pointed the sword at Leo's throat. Leo walked backwards towards the edge of the cliff. Kilroph smiled wickedly. "My whole plan... ruined... I'm about to watch weeks of hard work and acting fall over the edge of a cliff... this is such a bitter sweet moment! The heir to my enemy's throne at my mercy, but the prodigy of my genius plan about to be killed." Leo reached for where his sword usually was, but found it gone. Kilroph smiled. "What, no bow?" Leo shook his head. "I'm not an ranger..." Kilroph shrugged. "Doesn't matter. You're going to die anyways." He pushed the tip of his sword closer to Leo's throat, as the waves angrily slapped the shore below them. There was a loud screech, as Kilroph gave an astonished cry. He swayed for a moment, and began to fall forward. Leo jumped out of his way, as his body fell off of the cliff and into the sea. Through the dark, Leo could make out a thin silhouette standing where Kilroph was. A girl's voice spoke. "You're not going to get as lucky as your friend there, buddy." Leo could feel a dagger pressed against his throat. "Don't move, and this shouldn't hurt-" The thunder rumbled overhead, as lightning flashed, illuminating the bloodshed. Faylle stood in front of Leo, her dagger poised to kill. She gasped when she saw Leo's face. "Leo! You... you're... why..." She slowly lowered the dagger, and stood staring. "Why didn't you know who I was that day on the island?" Leo wiped some blood off of his face. "Faylle... I'm sorry, I really don't know what you're talking about. I'm not even quite sure where I am... last thing I remember was the Warrior Festival." Faylle's eyes widened. "Leo, that was two weeks ago. You've been on Karam Ja with the Wilderness Army this whole time." Leo inhaled sharply. "What..." Faylle grabbed him by the arm. "I'm not quite sure either, but we can talk later. We need to go tell your mother that you're safe!" The two ran through what was left of the battle. Most members of the Wilderness Army were retreating on their boats, the remaining ones dead or dying. Faylle led Leo down the stairs at the compound. She stopped halfway down the stairs with a startled scream. Leo tried to get around her. "What happen, Faylle? What's wrong?" She turned around, her face ashen. Faylle pointed a shaking finger towards the bottom of the stairs. There, among a few other corpses, lay a tall body in a white nightgown stained by blood. Her dark hair was plastered to her face with dried blood. Leo silently rolled the body over. It was Luzimelle. Faylle put her hand on Leo's shoulder to comfort him, but he shook it off, and ran past her back into the rain, tears making paths on his bloodstained face.

Leo was one of the last to enter the compound. Members of the Amethyst Rangers had by now awoken, and were fighting fiercely. A few people were actually out of the compound by now, and began fighting in the rain. The approaching thunder shook the ground, as Leo was ambushed from behind. It was an old friend of his mother's, a ranger, who was shooting at him from. The man stopped in shock when Leo turned around, but started up again as Leo started running down the cliffs. The man called out to another familiar face, who had a sword. The men both chased Leo down the edge of the cliff. The rain began to beat down on Leo harder, as his steps began to pick up. With a gasp, he slid and hit his head hard on the rocky cliff. The men caught up with Leo, and stood looking down at his unconcious, bloodied face. The ranger sighed. "My god... I was right...." The other one kneeled down, and rubbed some blood from Leo's face. "What did we just do..."

Leo stood on the deck of one of the warships, arrow in hand. The wind blew cold, and thunder rumbled in the distance. Small drops of rain hit his face every so often. Henri came up from behind Leo, giggling happily. "My first fight! Isn't this exciting! We're going to be heroes!" Leo shrugged, picking his quiver of arrows up from the ground and slinging it over his shoulder. The thunder rumbled louder, as waves slapped the side of the jet black boat. Kilroph's shouts were heard from the crow's nest. "Drop the anchor! Bring the the sails, land ahead! Extinguish all torches, men and women! We're near the shore!" Henri's dad Francis came up from behind the two and patted them on the backs. "Well this is it boys! If we die tonight, its in the honor and glory of the Wilderness Army." Henri smiled and nodded. "Long live the Wilderness Army!" Leo turned white, and began to shiver. "I'm not quite sure about this, guys..." The boat slid to a stop on the sand, as several other boats came in behind it. Men and women of all ages began jumping from the boat, and crept inland. Leo jumped down next to Henri, and followed him silently towards the shore. Hundreds stood quietly, as Kilroph made his way to the front. One of the wizards touched his hands to Kilroph's torch, and it burst into flame. He did the same for anyone else who was holding a torch. Leo began to shake, as Kilroph raised his torch, and waved it in the direction of the compound. The army followed quietly, until Kilroph raised the torch again. Then, with a loud yell, the group broke the door of the compound and charged underground. Luzi headed back to her room deep in thought. She was right for locking Faylle in her room, right? I mean, they both knew Leo wasn't coming back. Something must have been wrong with her, to believe that Leo was still alive. Luzi cursed under her breath as her white nightgown got caught on the doorframe of her room. She felt a breeze as she began to shut her door. Looking into the hallway, she saw that the trapdoor leading outside was open a crack. As she headed out into the hallway, she thought she heard a voice. Shaking it off, she reached up for the metal knob on the door. Peeking out of the door just to make sure Faylle hadn't gotten out, Luzi came face to face with hundreds of dark figures standing on the cliffs and in the port. She gasped, but was interuppted as there was a loud battle cry, and the figures began shouting and running towards the door. A tall figure was the first to reach the door, and upon seeing Luzi frozen in the doorway, stabbed her quickly and began running down the hall towards the rest of the rooms.

Well it wasn't really during school, but on a class trip to Washington DC I got home from last night. We were waiting in the airport terminal for our flight home, and this one kid kept scooching real close (like "EEEWWW get away from me" close) and sayin he wanted to kiss my [wagon] and doing some nasty crap to my friend, so she slapped him. The teacher saw, and SHE got in trouble, not him. Dork teacher.

As Dory from Finding Nemo would say.... Just keep posting Just keep posting Just keep posting posting posting! :mrgreen: Is the word posting starting to sound weird to anyone?

Pretty nice! I'd give you 8/10, for all that work you probably put into it. Good job! :D