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How pleasant.

i no like wtf im sueing jagex

A friend found this in the knowledgebase in the beginning of may and it was released and taken off for about 5 minutes.

So what do you want us to do? Stop driving cars? Stop heating our houses in the wintertime? Stop making energy to let us live? Stop boiling coffee? Turn off our lights so our houses are pitch black at dark? Humans before nature. Think of that. You want us to stop using our things we need to live? Yes I'm sure nature will be very happy, IF NATURE HAD FEELings that is.

POSSIBLY THE MOST IMPORTANT PICTURE OF THEM ALL Hint hint, look at the system update time. yeah. it's that hawt.

There's been a buttload of new quests, but a new skill called Hunter came out, not very exciting, set up a trap and wait for an animal to wander into it. Woop de woop yu got level 2 hunter. You can now hunt pretty butterflies and EAT them. A lot of new areas came out, and this month, the Varrock and Varrock Museum Graphical update will come out tomorrow! YIPPE!

That proves nothing. The earth's climate exists in a fairly delicate "steady state." Generally that the amount of anything going in is equal to that coming out. For example all of the animals on earth respiring may be balanced by the photosynthesis in plants. The fact is humans may have pushed this out of balance, hence the warming. Bear in mind that those 3 volcanoes have produced a shed load of Carbon Dioxide, but we have produced a shed load more on top. Like others have said, CO2 isn't the most lethal greenhouse gas anyway I think global warming is our fault and my opinion is that we should moderate our lifestyles whether we believe it is our fault or not. We will run out of fossil fuels in the next 100 years and we will drive animals and plants to extinction at this rate. Surely turning off a light, walking to school, switching to low energy bulbs, double glazing your windows is all worth it even if it's not our fault the world's getting warmer. The same remedy to two problems. No, don't make assumptions before it actually happens, typical liberal. Scientists say "Omg were gona die in 80 years humans r so baaaad" but what do you think could happen in 80 years. Think about it/ Fossil Fuel burning rates are going down, and we're starting to use more effishient (sp whatever) energy devices, such as hydro, solar, etc. I also had the idea of sound wave energy, that probably could work. Convert sound waves to energy mebbe? There's always sound waves and there will never be no soundwave. darkforaster, You say when humans breathe we release water vapour. That is natural. What do you want us to do, stop breathing? Well, Mr. I know it all, feel free to stop breathing anytime.

In the last week. :| Wow :-w those jokes are weak Fits personalities -,-

Did you guys actually read it?

Try actually reading about Volcanoes, or maybe make your own paper mache volcano, or maybe go to a baseball game one day. It will clear your mind,

OmG! There is a Ghost Outside my Window!

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WARNING: There is a thread called The Falador Times coming, it has the same kind of Format my thread is in. REMINDER, our threads are not together, and he is my little sibling, 9 years old, name: Boy on fire. I am not connected to his thread in any way. He stole my idea. But I stole the OnyxTime's idea so ja.

This isn't a Runescape in general newspaper, I mean, it's not that kind that would say "Jagex has made a bad idea with the Wildy Ditch." It's the news for Varrock not Runescape in genereal

Hmm, I wasn't really thinking about suggestions, but it is a good idea, I just wrote this for the fun of it. Trust me, it was fun making it.

Hello all and welcome to the Varrock Press! This is the first edition, the current news of Varrock! So grab some Popcorn and start reading! 6 pages, one edition every 2 weeks. But there's an edition coming out shortly after the varrock update Page 1 Page2 Page 3 Page 4 Page 5 Page 6 And finally, the message of the week is... dum dum dum dum......

Well the last 3 volcanic explosions have produced more carbon dioxide then any car has in history. Let me use an example. Let's say that all carbon dioxide made by every single car in history equals 300 kilograms. These last 3 volcanic booms would have made, you guessed it, more than 300 kilograms of carbon dioxide. SO yeah, point made.

It's not your fault the person died in Barrows in the first place. Finders keepers losers, eh, losers? They died, it's their fault, you got the cash. You should've kept it, it's yours, you found it, and the person dieing was not your fault

1. It's an exaggeration 2. I wouldn't count on scientists if I were you, noone can see the future cept for God, who knows what could happen, maybe a flood, maybe somebody will set an atomic bomb off sextuplet the size of Hiroshima's, maybe nothing at all will happen! Who knows but W.B. Mason? 3. Or is out or world that is destroying our crop? 4. No, I know people that get rid of it for me

Cool, but what's this topic about?

I'm an (insert word here) and I'm (insert word here)ing mad at you (insert word here)'s that think we're all doomed cause we flushed a toilet.

"Your mother is so fat, it affects her self esteem" "Your mother's hair is so short, she looks not like a woman, but rather like a man"

+ = ? Lighting bolts produce more carbon dioxide then any car does. In fact, the last 3 volcanic eruptions have produced more carbon dioxide then any car has in history. And what do I say to that? [hide][/hide]

Nothing interesting happens. Presses the button with the picture of a mouse and an atomic explosion coming out of it's rear end