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nine naked men

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  1. God stupid people are stupid. D: Ran H VH today, got Ichoron first, no trouble, we even got his achievement, not allowing any globules to merge with him. You just hit the switch whenever he shatters and the globules all die. Then we get Erekem. Tell them, "Hey, don't kill the adds," and they kill the adds. We wipe, I rq. :(
  2. 32. :(
  3. Falling Upon Deaf Ears, by As I Lay Dying.
  4. People need to watch more NCIS instead of failing. :(
  5. Man, you should see it in the hands of someone who's good with it. One of my friends is basically invincible to all attacks with it, as well as saving most of our [wagon]. Hunter flying through the air at you? BAM, corpse splatters to the ground in front of you. Hilarious. 2 Auto-Shotguns, 1 Rifle, 1 Hunting Rifle is usually what we roll with.
  6. Adam's Atoms (Acoustic), by Bad Religion. Into... Nothing To No One, by Dark Tranquility.
  7. Sounds like it might work. :) There's actually a ton of good spots for the smoker, you just never spawn as a smoker in those spots. :( Yes, it's usually some goddamned spedchild who walk jumps out in front of them and grabs one. >.>
  8. Well, since the bear hasn't had his stomach muscles pulled out through his nostrils with an industrial vacuum cleaner/blender, I'd say it's nothing like the Saw series. What I mean was, it was amusing the first time. Second time it was ok. And gradually losing it's appeal and getting old, like Saw I know, I was being a [bleep]. :P You are a [bleep] :P :lol: :(
  9. Converting Vegetarians, by Infected Mushroom.
  10. I got mine on Sewers in No Mercy. He was healing while the rest of his team were heading down the manhole, and I just grabbed him. One down, nice and easy.
  11. Well, since the bear hasn't had his stomach muscles pulled out through his nostrils with an industrial vacuum cleaner/blender, I'd say it's nothing like the Saw series. What I mean was, it was amusing the first time. Second time it was ok. And gradually losing it's appeal and getting old, like Saw I know, I was being a [bleep]. :P
  12. Well, since the bear hasn't had his stomach muscles pulled out through his nostrils with an industrial vacuum cleaner/blender, I'd say it's nothing like the Saw series.
  13. go spider plague construct military Aight, thanks.
  14. Finally got enough people at 80, so we're gonna start moving into 10-man Naxx. 11th. :0 What wing's the easiest to start with? xD
  15. Got the Terokkar Forest quest achievement, and almost all of Nagrand's one, but I need to do a Crypts run before I can continue with the chain I'm on, and I couldn't find anyone, so I went and levelled my Mining. Almost at OL levels. :
  16. Crayons taste like candles.
  17. Awaken, by Disturbed.
  18. Take up some form of indoor sports, like futsal, indoor cricket or hockey, maybe? Take up swimming, if they have heated pools near where you live, or just tough it out... with frostbite.
  19. I'd enjoy CoD4 as a movie, I think, if it was done correctly. I goddamn loved the characters in it. I've always found I enjoyed the characters that don't speak the most, for some reason. I think Nadril explained it pretty well, though, so I have no clue how they'd do Soap. :(
  20. 1. What is your job? I work for a company uploading courses onto the internet so people can earn certificates without all the tedious paperwork and stuff, though works been pretty slow lately. 2. Do you have any nicknames? Langtree. :0 3. What famous celebrity/fictional character do you look like? Banana Hammock! 4. What famous celebrity/fictional character do you want to most look like? Noone, really. 5. What are you most proud of in life? Getting a scholarship into highschool. 6. What do you regret most in life? Being socially [developmentally delayed]ed. =/ 7. Pancakes or waffles? Pancakes 8. Favorite cookie flavor? Double chocolate. 9. What is the most expensive thing you have bought? My computer. 10. What is the most expensive thing you have broken? I'm clumsyish, but I've never really broken anything really expensive, probably a plate or something. 11. What is the funniest thing you've seen? I'll second Doomy and go for a Chaser's segment. 12. What's your dream meal (appetizer, entree, and dessert)? Oh Christ. One of the hard ones. Gimme a smorgasboard at this Chinese restaurant I live near and I am satisfied. 13. If you could go back in time, what year would you go to and why? Iunno. Maybe 60's, or whenever they smoked the most pot. 14. Pizza, yeeeeeeaaaaahhhh or naaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh? Sure, whatever. Meatlovers, of course. Or Margerita.
  21. I... I think I love you, man. In a totally businesslike way, ofcourse.
  22. Rise, by Disturbed. Meh.
  23. While walking along a dusty path, slightly east of Falador, you notice a large building, sitting conspicuously in a field whose previous occupants were but a few cows. But this was no ordinary building. It was extraordinarily different from the architecture of its Faladorian counterparts. It seemed to be the product of a drunken builders nightmare. Columns, buttresses, domes, pyramids, all blending seamlessly into one another. You could be driven mad trying to follow the contours of one edge of the building. But, if you studied it long enough (and managed to keep your sanity), you would find that it made a weird sort of sense. A calculated solution created from random components. After doing your best to get your head around this structures incredible amount of unnecessary decoration, you decide to enter. Climbing over a rickety wooden fence, you warily approach the building. The doors seem to be carved out of massive slabs of granite. Incredibly pretty, but not very practical. At least three men would be needed to move it, you estimate. You extend a hand to search for some kind of arcane trigger, but something stops you. Small words were slowly being carved into the granite. You squint to make them out STAND BACK ADJUSTING TEMPORAL CONSTRUCTERS You scratch your head, wondering what this could mean, but a slow grinding noise, makes you step hastily backwards until your feet were resting safely on green grass. The very building is changing before your eyes! Windows disappearing, columns sliding away into the ground, balconies sliding back into the very stone. This process took less than a slightly nauseous minute, yet you are amazed to see the huge amount of changes. The building now looked no different than any other located within Falador. You decide youre going to get to the bottom of this mystery. Gritting your teeth, you march forward, and knock on the door (no longer granite, but a tasteful oaken one, complete with doorknob). While you wait for a response, you note that the word Library was carved into the stone above the door. No answer yet. You summon up your courage and twist the doorknob, stepping into the Library slowly. A voice echoed throughout the halls, startling you into letting go of the doorknob, causing the door to slam shut behind you. Welcome, friend. To the Library, the voice crackled like the sound of thousand-year old parchment being scrunched up, yet it carried a haunting note, as if he had said, Welcome to my Dungeon of Doom. Youre our first visitor. At least, in this land. Laughter rang out softly down the shelves. You step forward slowly, drinking in your surroundings like a connoisseur drinking in a fine wine. Shelves extended for as far as you can see, full of all manners of literature. Scrolls, sheafs of paper bound with string, thick grimoires bound in dark covers, even loose pieces of paper, some of which had slipped free and now littered the floor. There was a single spotlight up ahead, which shone light onto some kind of pedestal. You walked briskly forward, your previous caution now overwhelmed with the infamous feline-murderer. You pause short of the pedestal, noticing a thick book resting upon it. The cover read, in thick gothic lettering, Catalogue. Whats in here? You murmur, mostly to yourself, but partly hoping the mystery voice would reveal the secrets of the book. Hell, this entire place would be nice. The unseen person seemed to be waiting for the million-dollar question, and it answered with a slight hint of smugness in its dusty voice, Everything, friend. Anything your imagination can dream up exists in that book. You can live out your wildest dreams, your most far-fetched fantasies in here the voice paused, there is one catch, however. You are enthralled by the possibilities this book could offer. Whats the catch? You ask unthinkingly. It needs people to exist. Without people, this this Catalogue of the Library cannot function. New stories will not be written, played out, finished it will be about as useful as a doorstop if there are no people for with it to co-exist. It needs thoughts like you need air. You ponder this for a moment. The possibilities for this place are endlessly endless. So, friend? Shall you be the one to breathe life back into this Library? Spread the word, and this Library may be returned to its former splendour. -------- Tada? Hopefully the ending is a big enough "Hint-Hint". Anything I can go back to improve? It was pretty rushed and stuff.
  24. I'm working on something. Fuelled by peanut butter and some alcohol. Will post when I have something substantial.

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