Maleficus1055

The Best of Times - Dream Theater

Dont' hint at it, just flat out tell her.

The Grand Conjuration - Opeth

Sure. You know, nowadays boob action is common at middle school age (although I don't quite understand it, how many twelve year old girls have boobs?), I doubt your girlfriend considers it a huge deal and you shouldn't worry too much about it. Handsy comes with making out! It's really a "package" deal (lesser-used sexual pun totally intended, but it's not the common usage of package - just clearing that up - it means boobs). Also, if you want sort of general out-making advice or anything, feel free to ask. I've learned a few things, mostly from my brother and older friends, that you'll be a pioneer of in high school. It'll drive her nuts. Much like this steering wheel in my pants! Well, we aren't exactly the middle school [bleep]ty experimenting couple. Im her first boyfriend, she is essentially my first girlfriend (Second actually, but the first one lasted only a week). We've been together about a month and a half now. Im a junior in high school, she's a senior. Making out advice? Go for it. I've pretty much got the general hang of it (I hope), and a friend of mine pretty much told me the only good advice is dont suffocate her=P~

Last night after I wiped my hand through my extremely sweaty hair after taking off my band hat, my friend stops me and goes WAIT! DONT TOUCH YOUR HAIR! And takes this picture. I look like Rick Astley. Complete with creepy smile and all.

This is pretty much a question for the more "experienced" guys and gals in here. So last night after a band competition me and my girlfriend were on the bus ride back, about a 30 minute drive. It was really dark and we were making out in the seat and she was getting a bit handsy so I decided to go for second base. She didn't respond either positively or negatively to it, she just kept going on. This is good, yes?:-P

Urban dictionary it. I won't link it cause it would probably be a bad idea.

So today, my friend Matt had a conversation about this guy Vince about his breakfast. Vince is a naive (sp?) guy.... M: Hey Vince, what'd ya have for breakfast this morning? V: Waffles! M: Nice. What'd you have on them? V: Oh man, they were completely drenched in syrup, it was so good! M: Oh. Were they all soggy from that? V: Yeah, they were really soggy and got my fingers all sticky, I drenched em in butter too! M: You had some soggy waffles for breakfast, eh? V: Dude, hell yeah, I loved them! M: Ate some soggy waffles eh? You like soggy waffles? V: Yeah, how many times do I have to say it? These were awesome waffles! (This continues for a mintue or so until Matt can't take it anymore and starts busting up laughing) V: What the [bleep] is so funny man? M: Dude, you ate soggy waffles! V: So, what the [bleep]? Is that like, [bleep]waffles or something? M: You're on the right track....*continues to explain the concept of soggy waffles to Vince* V: Oh, real [bleep]ing mature man. *walks away looking pissed* Everyone for the rest of the day was questioning Vince about his soggy waffles.

Patterns In the Ivy - Opeth This song should be like 10 minutes long.

Ihsahn ftw :thumbup: *points to sig* Sacrificed Sons - Dream Theater

Pirates of the Underground - Fates Warning

I wish I could actually learn to play piano well. I can play a right hand part, and I can play a left hand part. When I attempt to merge them I fail really hard :sad: Also, my friend released another issue of his webcmoic, I think i'll start including them in my posts here on release dates. [hide] [/hide]

I'd like to agree with this and expand on it. At my school there is a group of black kids that I refer as the Fat Albert Gang (they dress brightly and wear funny beanies and wool caps all year round) that ALWAYS cuts in line and takes forever to get lunch, and the campus people don't do [cabbage] about it, yet if anyone else tries to cut they send them to the back of the line -.-

Lmao, that is pretty awesome. That was in an episode of How I Met Your Mother. Been wanting to start it, but I never pay enough attention to catch words like "major" and "general" during a conversation. :lol: My group pulls a lot of jokes off shows like Seinfeld, How I Met Your Mother and The Office (e.g. "Parkour, parkour!", "That's what she said", etc). This weekend some friends and I are "suiting up" and hitting the bars with old-school 70s plaid blazers. One of the guys is named Ted, so we tend to use the line "Have you met Ted..." a bit much! Well, that would explain it, the guy loves How I Met Your Mother.

Said mommy and daddy >.> Lemme guess, your parents are complaining about your sister. You can't think for yourself, and they have authority over you, therefore they're right. Meh, get over it >.> Wait, you are saying you wouldn't be pissed if your sibling caused that much in bills? Not if I didn't have to pay them >.> Yes, I'm assuming this. My brother is the same way. My parents say [bleep] you. He says [bleep] you. My parents aplolgize, he apologizes. Not positive, but I'm pretty sure it's the same, even if you won't admit it. (You won't) Why wouldn't you be pissed? You don't care if your siblings needlessly cost your family a LOT of money? That's extremely selfish on your part.

Die By My Hand - Satyricon

Yay, nothing to interfere with me finishing 99 Firemaking :smile:

We sold it since october 27th. Hmm, i just checked wiki. Japan's release is Oct 28th, Australia Oct 30th, and America Nov 3. So, its still early for America.

It got released a week ago. :mellow: I thought release date was November 3 :/

Wow, i'm surprised at how high Firemaking is compared to what I thought it was.. Also, more prayer than Hunter? o_o

Oooh, World Painted Blood got leaked :D #1 World Painted Blood

Repentance (w/ Mikael Akerfeldt) - Dream Theater

Hamburger Lady - Throbbing Gristle

The Great Gig in the Sky - Pink Floyd