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  1. Come In From the Rain - Andi Deris (album)
  2. [hide=]Stranger: hi You: hyt Stranger: where u from? You: california, you/ You: ?* Stranger: vancouver You: cool Stranger: hey Stranger: listen to me Stranger: i need ur help You: ok Stranger: im very serious situation right now Stranger: tell me how old u r first You: 17 Stranger: ok Stranger: good enough Stranger: actually im in airplain Stranger: and Stranger: never think im lying im [bleep]in serious You: ok Stranger: theres a lot of suspected terorists Stranger: in here [cabbage] Stranger: im scared You: holy [bleep], i know what to do. Stranger: ok Stranger: tell me what should i do You: first go to the cockpit, or at least to the flight attendants You: then Stranger: no no no no they dont let me get the hell out of my seat You: oh, change of plan. Stranger: and all of them have the guns! Stranger: [cabbage]!@ Stranger: bang bang! Stranger: gun! Stranger: ok? You: ok, i got it, i know what to do. Stranger: like in counter strike! Stranger: they have AK-47 Stranger: they know how to be the realy terorists You: you must tell them that i am coming for them Stranger: ak47 [bleep]in [cabbage] You: if they question who i am You: ................................................. ..........................._,-~"¯¯"~-, .................................................. ................__-~"¯¯:::,-~~-,_::::"- .................................................. ..........~"¯::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::\ .................................................. .__-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-, ..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::~-, ..........................._______~"___-~"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::: :: :::::::::::"-, ......................,~"::::::::::::::¯¯::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: | ....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~":'\'-,:\:|:\|::\|\::\:| ...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::,~ ':\'-,::',"-\::'':"::::::::\|:|/ ..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"¯"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"::\'-,:\;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-'::\::|/ ............,-'::::::::::::::::'-\~"O¯_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',::\'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:'-,::\ ............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-':\'-,:\'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-':\:::'\-,|'' ............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~':\'-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'¯::'-,:',\| .........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~"¯\:\'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,::\-:\:\| ........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;\/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|:::\-,:|\|..\| ......./:::::::\:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,\:::|\:|::'' ......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~' .....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/ ..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::---~~""¯¯¯::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::: :: |_,-' ..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"¯::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,' ./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::\:::|¯¯¯"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|::\: : : : : : |: : \::::::::/:/ :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-':::\: : : : : : |: : :\::::::|::|\ I'M A T-REX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: ::::\: : : : : : \: : : |:::::|::|;;\ ::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/|\ ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::| :::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_::::::::::\|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::| ::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/\::::::::::: \::: \"-/|::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/\:|\: : : : \::\":/|\| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::\:::\:::"~/_:|:|\: : : '-,\::"::,'\ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,::\:::::::"-,|:||\,-, : '-,\:::|-'- :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/\--';;\:::/: ||\-, :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~::::"-,/_:|:/\:/|/|/|_/:| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"¯:::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_:::::::::::::::::::::::::/ Stranger: [cabbage]!!!!!!!!! Stranger: R U T-REX? You: YES You: WARN THOSE [bleep]ERS You: IM COMING You: TWSS Stranger: thanks god Stranger: thkans for sending me TREX Stranger: [cabbage] Stranger: Ok Stranger: How can u help me Stranger: this is boeing-747 going to london Stranger: and this is in athlantic ocean right now Stranger: oh man please come fasty Stranger: im pissing ma pants You: TWSS Stranger: lot of lot of pee Stranger: and im just 4years old Stranger: im so scared You: dude, you're 4? You: i have good news: Stranger: ok Stranger: you wonder how i can speak english as well? Stranger: cuz im asian You: well, you see: Stranger: i use chopstick Stranger: this is why im pretty smart Stranger: [cabbage]! You: im bringing a friend with me Stranger: im monkey using chopstick! Stranger: yea! You: :___________________????????_______________________ _________________________________ ________________??????????????____________________ _________________________ ______________?????????????????___________________ _________________________ _____________????????????????????_________________ _____________???????????_________ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ?____???????????????_______ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????_____ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????_____ _____________????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______ ______________???????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______ ______________???????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________ _____________????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????_________ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????_________ ____________?????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________ ___________??????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________ ___________??????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________ __________???????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________ __________???????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????_______ _________????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????_______ _________????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????_______ ________?????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????_______ _______??????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????_______ _____????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______ ____?????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????______ ___??????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????_____ ___??????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????____ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________ _____????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????_______ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????_____ ____?????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????____ ___??????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????__ ___??????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????_ __???????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????? _????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????__???????????????? _????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????_____????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????___??????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????__???????????????_ ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????__??????????????___ ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????__?????????????____ _????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????____?????????_______ _????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????____________________ __???????????????????????????????????????????????? ????_____________________ ____?????????????????????????????????????????????? ???______________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? ??_______________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? ?________________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? _________________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????_ _________________________ _______?????????????????????????????????????????__ _________________________ _______??????????????????????????????????????????_ _________________________ _______??????????????????????????????????????????_ _________________________ _______???????????????????____???????????????????_ _________________________ _______??????????????????______??????????????????? _________________________ ______?????????????????________??????????????????? _________________________ ______????????????????___________????????????????? _________________________ ______??????????????______________???????????????? ?________________________ _____??????????????_________________?????????????? ?________________________ _____????????????_____________________???????????? ?________________________ _____???????????______________________???????????? ?________________________ ____???????????______________________????????????? _________________________ ____???????????_____________________?????????????? _________________________ ____??????????_____________________??????????????_ _________________________ ____??????????____________________??????????????__ _________________________ ____?????????_____________________?????????????___ _________________________ _____????????_____________________?????????????___ _________________________ _____??_?_?_?____________________????????????????? ?________________________ __________________________________???????????????? ???______________________ ___________________________________??????????????? ??????___________________ ______________________________________???????????? ????????_________________ _________________________________________????????? ?????????________________ __________________________________________???????? ??????????_______________ __________________________________________???????? ??????????_______________ ___________________________________________??????? ??????_???_______________ _____________________________________________????? ____?????________________ ______________________________________________ ?????????__________________ Stranger: ok Stranger: whos ur friend You: dude, he likes you Stranger: [cabbage] man Stranger: i cant recognize what that is You: orly? Stranger: looks like big [rooster] You: y u so nub? You: same thing, essentially, actually. Stranger: OH [cabbage] Stranger: [cabbage] Stranger: HEY You: WHAT? Stranger: WHEN D U ARRIVE Stranger: one of them saw me1! Stranger: [cabbage]! Stranger: hes coming right nwo! Stranger: [cabbage] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] Stranger: [cabbage] [bleep]! Stranger: [bleep] THIS!@ Stranger: [cabbage] You: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- Stranger: HE HAS [bleep] Stranger: [cabbage]!!!!!!! Stranger: AAAAAAAAAA Stranger: BANG![/hide]
  3. The Darkitecht - Adagio just changed to: Mr. Torture - Helloween
  4. Another Hand - The Killing Hand - Dream Theater The intro to this song is very similar to a part in The Count of Tuscany :-k
  5. Hehe im eating a bowl of chicken flavor Top Ramen as I type this, along with a bottle of coke :)
  6. For the achievement, 9/10 But your other stats, 5/10 :-#
  7. Maleficus1055

    Today...

    I quit for the same reason. [hide=description warning]i saw a picture of some lady crushing a kittens head and puked.[/hide] That's what I'm talking about. I didn't puke, but IDK, some of /b/ is really funny, but I don't see the funny in that... yeah.....i actually threw up, i get squeamish and that just threw me over the top.
  8. White Room - Demons & Wizards Just changed to: Mrs. God - Helloween
  9. Maleficus1055

    Today...

    I quit for the same reason. [hide=description warning]i saw a picture of some lady crushing a kittens head and puked.[/hide]
  10. woah. do you remember the name of the program?
  11. Well say a person is completely blind to the point where they cannot see anything and have been that way from birth. How can they see, for example, a red car in a dream, if they don't know what red or a car looks like?
  12. Well, as I was walking with a friend downtown yesterday, this question came up. I was wondering if any of you could help me answer this (I don't know any blind or deaf people). Do blind people see when they dream? And do deaf people hear when they dream? Also, would a blind and deaf person even dream? How would that work?
  13. Riseth He, The Numberless (Part 1) - maudlin of the Well
  14. Bellum Omnium Contra Omnes - Anaal Nathrakh
  15. Blessed Are the Dead - Megadeth Just switched to: Pow R. Toc H. - Pink Floyd
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