[hide=]Stranger: hi You: hyt Stranger: where u from? You: california, you/ You: ?* Stranger: vancouver You: cool Stranger: hey Stranger: listen to me Stranger: i need ur help You: ok Stranger: im very serious situation right now Stranger: tell me how old u r first You: 17 Stranger: ok Stranger: good enough Stranger: actually im in airplain Stranger: and Stranger: never think im lying im [bleep]in serious You: ok Stranger: theres a lot of suspected terorists Stranger: in here [cabbage] Stranger: im scared You: holy [bleep], i know what to do. Stranger: ok Stranger: tell me what should i do You: first go to the cockpit, or at least to the flight attendants You: then Stranger: no no no no they dont let me get the hell out of my seat You: oh, change of plan. Stranger: and all of them have the guns! Stranger: [cabbage]!@ Stranger: bang bang! Stranger: gun! Stranger: ok? You: ok, i got it, i know what to do. Stranger: like in counter strike! 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Stranger: R U T-REX? You: YES You: WARN THOSE [bleep]ERS You: IM COMING You: TWSS Stranger: thanks god Stranger: thkans for sending me TREX Stranger: [cabbage] Stranger: Ok Stranger: How can u help me Stranger: this is boeing-747 going to london Stranger: and this is in athlantic ocean right now Stranger: oh man please come fasty Stranger: im pissing ma pants You: TWSS Stranger: lot of lot of pee Stranger: and im just 4years old Stranger: im so scared You: dude, you're 4? You: i have good news: Stranger: ok Stranger: you wonder how i can speak english as well? Stranger: cuz im asian You: well, you see: Stranger: i use chopstick Stranger: this is why im pretty smart Stranger: [cabbage]! You: im bringing a friend with me Stranger: im monkey using chopstick! Stranger: yea! 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?????????????????________ _____????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????_______ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????_____ ____?????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????____ ___??????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????__ ___??????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????_ __???????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????? _????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????__???????????????? _????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????_____????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????___??????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????__???????????????_ ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????__??????????????___ ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????__?????????????____ _????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????____?????????_______ _????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????____________________ __???????????????????????????????????????????????? ????_____________________ ____?????????????????????????????????????????????? ???______________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? ??_______________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? ?________________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????? _________________________ ______???????????????????????????????????????????_ _________________________ _______?????????????????????????????????????????__ _________________________ _______??????????????????????????????????????????_ _________________________ _______??????????????????????????????????????????_ _________________________ _______???????????????????____???????????????????_ _________________________ _______??????????????????______??????????????????? _________________________ ______?????????????????________??????????????????? _________________________ ______????????????????___________????????????????? _________________________ ______??????????????______________???????????????? ?________________________ _____??????????????_________________?????????????? ?________________________ _____????????????_____________________???????????? ?________________________ _____???????????______________________???????????? ?________________________ ____???????????______________________????????????? _________________________ ____???????????_____________________?????????????? _________________________ ____??????????_____________________??????????????_ _________________________ ____??????????____________________??????????????__ _________________________ ____?????????_____________________?????????????___ _________________________ _____????????_____________________?????????????___ _________________________ _____??_?_?_?____________________????????????????? ?________________________ __________________________________???????????????? ???______________________ ___________________________________??????????????? ??????___________________ ______________________________________???????????? ????????_________________ _________________________________________????????? ?????????________________ __________________________________________???????? ??????????_______________ __________________________________________???????? ??????????_______________ ___________________________________________??????? ??????_???_______________ _____________________________________________????? ____?????________________ ______________________________________________ ?????????__________________ Stranger: ok Stranger: whos ur friend You: dude, he likes you Stranger: [cabbage] man Stranger: i cant recognize what that is You: orly? Stranger: looks like big [rooster] You: y u so nub? You: same thing, essentially, actually. Stranger: OH [cabbage] Stranger: [cabbage] Stranger: HEY You: WHAT? Stranger: WHEN D U ARRIVE Stranger: one of them saw me1! Stranger: [cabbage]! Stranger: hes coming right nwo! Stranger: [cabbage] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] Stranger: [cabbage] [bleep]! Stranger: [bleep] THIS!@ Stranger: [cabbage] You: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- Stranger: HE HAS [bleep] Stranger: [cabbage]!!!!!!! Stranger: AAAAAAAAAA Stranger: BANG![/hide]