Veltia

Erhm, which dogs and cats??? :-k Okay you get a girl friend who is really ugly, selffish, arrogant and you can't break up with her because she won't allow you too do so! I wish that I would manage to sell my frigging guthix skirt for 150k in RuneScape!!!

Granted but you are caught by a hunter and is know kept his slave for ever and ever! :lol: / :twisted: I wish that the birds outside would shut up with out anything happening to me!

Accutually Anachy is the exact opposite - Freedom, there will be abselutely no ruler and therefore people are free to do what ever they want, but they tends to break into civil war because there is no government to keep peace. --- B2T --- Since electricity is leaded by water you get an electric shock and dies! *Gets away from machine (It's still dangerous). Goes to another machine* >Inserts coin< *runs away*

Granted, but you gets hit of a car and dies at the hospital because of bad food! *Free Wish to next person to post*

In Soviet Russia, "the" is not put in front of YOU!! It's the whole idea that the "YOU!!" is at the end, otherwise it's not Russian Reversal but a bad joke.

I would love to Shoot Mr. Bush, the problem is that I can't really see why I should go to jail for doing the mankind a favour :-k Anyway, I'ill do it but can't go to jail 'coz of Diplomatic immunity (Guess why I'm living in Switzerland but my nationality is Danish). Wish: I wish to know what kind of **** pencil is it that contains ink then everyone with an iq above 50 knows that a pencil contains what is called lead (well that's what it's called even thou lead is not used anymore) while it's pens that uses ink but it weren't a pen beside me but a pencil!!!Long wish, I know!

In Soviet Russia, movies banns YOU!! Next Word: Nonsens

Granted, but he still thinks you have no sense of humour. Wishes that the pencil right beside me will snap!

you drown in a pool of pepsi's. coin inserted! You get some coke but since it's a drug (Cocaine) the police arrests you! >Inserts Anachy<

Try harder next time, other wise it would be too easy :wink: In Soviet Russia, muffins eats YOU!! "Friendly Fire"

Borat gets norminated as the worst movie ever made but doesn't win the contest. However you gets norminated as the person with least humour and actually wins the contest and the price/prize and pride of being the person with least homour in the whole world! Oh and I wish there will come a new skill in RuneScape soon (getting bored)!

In Soviet Russia, Randomness is like YOU!! (And TheBlazikenMaster) It seems you have misunderstood the original "Russian Reversal[1]" scabelon, for example TheBlazikenMaster said: That's wrong, the original way of writing "Russian Reversal[1]" is like this: "In Soviet Russia, *Thing* *Thing does something* YOU!!" The example: In America you can always find a party In Soviet Russia, party finds YOU!! Sources: Wikipedia - Serious site (aimed for people like "TheBlazikenMaster") Uncyclopedia - Funny site were "Russian Reversal" is a running gag. Oh and the next word is: "Socialism" Footnotes: [1] - "Russian Reversal" is a joke running on the fact that the USA and the USSR was opposit each other during the cold war. In Soviet Russia, Footnotes reads YOU!! Edit: And by the way I don't use PhotoShop to make my signatures, GIMP is better according to me!

You get a note saying: !!,!; (It's my anti-*f-word* thing) >Inserts Russia<

You gets another note right back saying: "O rly?" >Inserts *insert disgusting word here*<

You recive nada since the machine was Chinese so it only accepts Chinese coins and not a 2pence! >Inserts Elgoog< !anihC ni dennab ton si hcihW

Granted, but wars will only stop because the world is destroyed so everyone dies! I wish that I didn't had to corrupt the previous wish!

You get the tickets and go to the cinema, but suddenly they have to stop the movie because someone threw a smokebomb and they don't know who and because the person don't admits he/she did it they forces everyone to leave the Cinema and they don't refund the money you spent on it, oh and by the way you will also be banned from buying futher tickets because it's the YOU ARE BANNED movie! I wish you would define evil!

In Soviet Russia, Japanese fat guys eats YOU!! Signature (For Inspiration read my Signature! - In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature reads YOU!!)

You know what he's talking about but suddenly he dies and you forgets all about it! Oh and I guess your date is in this format: MM/DD/YYYY and not the main European style of DD/MM/YYYY 'coz in that style it is 26/11/1988. I wish there would be not hate in the world for ever and ever!

The Machine spits out the yen since it was The One Yen TO RULE THEM ALL!! >Inserts Google< Hoping the machine is not made in China since Google is banned in China.

Granted but they gets into the kitchen by appearing mystically above your head constantly by 5 inches and hits your head with a power of 100 pounds every time. (Somebody saying headache?) I wish that I didn't had that much work to do in my sig thread.

You get a Cabage!!! >Inserts Humour<

Dsq? :o You mean Dragon Square, oh... I'm not 60 defence and can't certainly not pay for one anyway yet if I could I then would! ^Thinks I'm greater than I am :thumbsup:

In Soviet Russia, vending machines inserts YOU!! Source: Uncyclopedia >Inserts Cappies (Capitalists)<

You're wrong, he is dead! Looking at this you acctually says that you means the word "To die" if we concludes that "do" is a misspelling of "to" ergo we must conclude that you don't mean the German word for "The" Am I right? Only reply if you are not TheBlazikenMaster or Veltia