Veltia

The machine starts jumping around screaming; "I WANT AN ICE CREAM!!! I WANT AN ICE CREAM!!! I WANT AN ICE CREAM!!! I WANT AN ICE CREAM!!! I WANT AN ICE CREAM!!!" >Inserts Ice cream<

So what should I cook? Is there an ulimited raw food source near by? Thanks anyway : Uhh.. there's no food souce there. You asked where is the fastest place, and Rogues Den is it because there's a permanent fire like a step away from the bank. If you want to raise your Cooking level fast, then at your level you should buy Raw Lobsters (around 250gp each), cook them and sell (about 210-220gp each). You will loose money by buying your fish, and of course if you're short of money just fish the Raw Lobsters yourself. I asked for the best place to be training meaning what I should cook were not what is the shortest way between bank and range.

So what should I cook? Is there an ulimited raw food source near by? Thanks anyway :

I have looked around using the search function but I couldn't find anything so I will descripe my problem: I've 74 cooking and is going for 80, but where should I train my cooking?

Okay, now I know that, but Austin Powers doesn't exist IRL. I wish someone would answer this question: Is Dr Pepper a real doctor? I'm confused, I don't think he is qualified for being a soft drink!

Lol - I knew I got way off topic :) How about they remove burnt fish from your inventory when it burns? (not pies as they have a tin). It doesn't make sense that we need to have all that burnt fish, and it would sure help clean up the Catherby bank / range area from all that litter. But in a f2p quest you need burnt meat, and how would you get that if they delets all your burnt food? And there is people collecting burnt lobsters. I said burnt fish, not burnt meat, so that wouldn't be an issue (with the f2p quest). I thought about adding the others, but honestly most litter of burnt items isn't burnt beef/chickens, but rather lobs, swords, or sharks.. and most in catherby. Jagex hasn't shown that they truly care about the more loopy hobbies of the RS population... burnt lobby collecting being one of them. So honestly, I doubt they'd care about people having collections of them. As a sidenote, I don't see them removing them from the game (or any item for that matter), as that would instantaneously make a "rare" out of the item... which means the idea of useless items and their removal will -never- happen, and this discussion is mostly a waste of time. (Unless Jagex removed them from banks as well, which would never happen as well.) So enough from me... What about "Auto Drop" It would save space and people can still get it if they want it?

You get my dead body :lol: >Inserts hand-granate<

Granted but there is no Dr Good so you have to fight yourself! I wish that he didn't became Dr Evil but Professor Evil!

He stops playing runescape, cracks your/your moms bank pin and starts playing WoW for your money! I wish that Jagex would listen more to the players of RuneScape

You get your own n00b who will keep begging you to put money into him through his belly buttom... >Inserts himself<

The smiliey breaks through but is an mad man that will kill everybody including himself. I wish that there would be added more smilies to Tip.it :

I'm your erhm... I'm your erhm... Veltimon? No wait thats Digimon... What ever I'm just your pok̮̩̉̉mon, what about you check which of them speaks danish? I wish that it will be nice cozy in hell where I'm heading to now... au revoir!

You get a n00b cake and the world ugliest man drags you into the machine to date with you! >Inserts another vending machine<

Granted but the person is your pok̮̩̉̉mon so it dies! Wish that I will bleed really bad for no reason.

This time don't be an ignorant. :notalk: Sorry, had some lag, I didn't mean to ignore you! The best assistant proves that it was your fault by using the security camera recordings so you get fined. >Inserts a new pie + a bag of chips<

Nothing comes, nothing goes (you didn't put anything in)! >Inserts a pie<

You get a note that says "Same to j00!" and a big fat ugly, yet naked man jumps out of the machine and drags you in to force you to... >Inserts a note saying: "Why do I keep playing stupid forum games?"<

I don't believe your first part, nobody would be that stupid! I wouldn't say nobody... Although the chances of being around the 1 person in a million that is that stupid are very slim... No, I'm not saying I believe it. What is the chance somebody would be carring over billions of gps values in such a dangerous area that the person could die? Even if mechanting and attacked by a random the person should be smart enough to escape!

*stopped the nonsens* ^Takes things very literally^

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Think about it, if a child is in your heart it means that your heart contains what is needed to be very childish which is cool! ^Accepts the fact that I'm not cool IRL and comes with remarks of my RS account!

Oh... you mean your heart is too small to contain a kid. :-k ^Very humble!

You put cash into the machine... suddenly the machine opens and a naked man jumps out and locks you into the machine! >Inserts food< Well, I don't want TheBlazikenMaster to starve!

You get another note, but the machine is made in People Republic of China so it's in Chinese! >Inserts coin<