Omar

Hey, you listen to Yuksek! High five :D

There's some Gatorade left here, do you want it? Maybe, what flavor is it? Blue. What do you mean "blue", blue's not a flavor. Well it says Blue Blast... Oh, Blue Blast. Yeah, keep that. Today I bought candy, melted it and put it in the fridge for a little, now I'm eating it with a spoon. Innuendo not intended, it hardens in your mouth and that's really cool. Speaking of innuendos, I thought about it (was gonna say long and hard but I have a will of steel) and I decided I wouldn't make any sex jokes anymore.

Wow, I lol'd at both. Nice job.

Congratulations!

I half-cook them sometimes so they stay kind of crunchy :D

Coming from someone saying the man deserves to be curb stomped for trying to steal pizza and generally not being aware of what they're doing since he's [developmentally delayed]ed, I don't think teargod's going to take your opinion into account.

With that attitude no-one will make suggestions. They do have a good point. I think he was kidding.

A plane would be nice, I don't see how you'd do that but I wish you luck.

I'm not familiar with the English system, what do the E's and U's stand for? It goes A B C D E U, U standing for undefined I think. [Edit] Unclassified*.

Today, my last thread on /b/. It's been devised that in order to keep them interested, attaching the fat people to a cart with dynamo wheels and a fishing rod with cake hooked on it in front would work and make them double (triple, really) as a transportation mode.

Maybe you should watch FOX news' report on 4chan, kenshin. It's biased but some of it is true.

Feadz is OK, SebastiAn is really cool, Krazy Baldhead is really meh, Busy P is OK but too synthetic, I don't have time to listen to Mr. Oizo tonight but I didn't really like it when I last listened to him.

All Ed Bangers :P I think I might do a remix of I was made for loving you.

Happy birthday, Lent! She told me she wasn't really interested in March, but she said i changed a whole lot so... IDK. FL Studio 8 XXL is what I use. And [bleep], all my songs either remind people of Phantom pt.II or One Minute to Midnight. It's too bad Justice is the only electro influence I have, I'm still a metalhead inside so minimal and TB-303s don't do it for me.

I just finished a new mix. http://wikiupload.com/download_page.php?id=157368 Sorry for the odd upload, I was trying to find a place where I could upload songs and have them play on-site, but I couldn't. Maybe I should just get a myspace...

You're [bleep] awesome. It's too bad she's always such a flirt, with everyone. I wouldn't know if she was giving me IOI's. And I laughed at the potato chip.

I went for dinner with 4 girls, my friends. On the way out, when two of them had already left, one of them, who's pretty short, asked me how I got so tall during the summer. I told her I drank milk and jumped to stretch myself, and also that she should go on the moon because thanks to the lower gravity, you grow faster. But then I said "You know, you shouldn't be worrying about it. A lot of guys like small girls" (yes, I was thinking of Mage_Man). She asked "Small girls with big butts? :\" and I said "That's possibly a plus." She asked how I liked butts, and I said that it's not about size, it's about shape (connoisseur think to say right?). She asked me if I liked her butt then her in general. I said yes to both. And now I'm thinking back and wondering how awkward that must have been for the other girl that was there... :\

Wait, he actually died? And this guy isn't getting any punishment?

You could ask the Child Protective Services what they'd do if you were to reveal what's going on. Maybe she doesn't have to move to California. If her mother is available, there's places that will welcome victims like that, not sure if she can go alone though.

I'm pretty sure you can't do that in karate.

No, I don't think I would be. When someone's bleeding out of pretty much every orifice on their face, there's a big problem.

I quit for the same reason. [hide=description warning]i saw a picture of some lady crushing a kittens head and puked.[/hide] That's what I'm talking about. I didn't puke, but IDK, some of /b/ is really funny, but I don't see the funny in that...

He's [developmentally delayed]ed...

I hate ramen. We went through a phase when we had them 1/2 nights. Can't stand them anymore.

I'm quitting /b/. For some reason, human wounds/deaths aren't that bad, but a kitten, no.