jokerdog2012

my ranked scores. I'm F2P right now, and probably will be for awhile.

Ok...I want a skill cape...whats a nice cheap, fast skill? Fishing? Woodcutting?

Here lies young jokerdog2012 who had seen but one year He sheared a magic golden sheep and choked on his own lyre would be cool if I died while playing Lyre...

I wish I could have come. Lol, a noob reported me for saying ftw once. they think it means something with the 'f' bomb. I got nothing against me on that.

How about someone murdered Dora the Explorer and stole her backpack, which had methanfedamine in it (sp on meth?). They have to trace the murderer to the source, and they find out it was spongebob, who had shoved a pineapple down her throat to choke her. Boots was found as a co-conspirator with spongebob, and planted "Map" as spongebob's spy. when they find them, Boots was brutally murdered with an overdosage of Miralax, a laxative, and he crapped out his guts. Map's eyes were gouged out, and he was lit on fire. Backpack was emptied, and was found to have had a cell phone, and phoned the police. Both are serving time in jail, and spongebob's gay lover, Patrick Star, came to visit him in the end, and that's where the story starts, and it's all through spongebob's perspective. At the end, spongebob gets the chair :P

dingleberries (rofl) Coca~Cola.

I don't know, my parents have never set Video Game restrictions for me. I have been playing M games since I was five, eight years now.

Resident Evil 2, Playstation 1

As much as I love Resident Evil (since age 5, when my dad bought RE2 :P ), I can't commit to RPGs. But I will submit a free bio. Name:Gerald Harfiin language: English Occupation: Dry Cleaner Weapon: hatchet crafted from a shard of glass and a wire coat hanger. (coat hanger wrapped around glass, with a small handle, making a weird, fire hatchet style ax.) Biography: He spends all of his days in the dry cleaners, watching the news, and occasionally, the HBO movie. but then, the Cable goes blank, and he flips through the channels, seeing the report of zombies. Just then a person crashed through the window in a car, killing the zombies that were all over it. He made the weapon there, and had to escape out the back window in the alleyway when the zombies crashed into his store. Now, he has to fend for himself, to escape Raccoon, and release the story to the press.

I peered around the boulder's edge, watching the Apocalyptic knights tear the man's body apart. A small gasp escaped from me. I'm just an adventurer...Why'd I come across this? I thought out in my mind. A knight turned to see me, his feet crunching the charred ground. My eyes shot open wider than thought possible in pure mortification. I turned, holding my staff. I ran, listening. Silence. They weren't chasing me. A small whir pierced the air, and time slowed down. I took a few slow steps forward, to feel the cold, rough splintered runite arrow pierce my heel. I groaned in agony. I fell onto my bottom, and grasped the shaft, and tore the sharp arrow from my heel, blood dripping wildly. A knight came up to me, his harsh, raspy breath felt as horrifying as breath could feel. I squinted my eyes shut, waiting for death. I opened my eyes, staring into the face of my killer, through the cold grill of his helmet. Light from the magma forges revealed a face, burnt and scarred from battle. I reached for the staff, but my short arm could not reach the weapon. I reached into my travel sack, and felt the smooth surface of runes. I pulled them out, to crush them in my hands, to be met by a long, sharp blade, thrust by the knight who's face I had seen. I was shocked, and I stared into his eyes, and he watched me die. But how could I tell my story if I was dead? I must be alive, if anywhere...

What I noticed, and I have very bad attention span, or sometimes spastic, but that the character you are portraying is pyromancer, the person on the far right, correct? The thing I noticed is that on Runescape screens, the character is always centered, and in this fake, he is not censored, just thought I'd point that out. Overall 9/10 I got it right away.

Here's a suggestion for a fake that I would find quite funny, although it could prove difficult. Have one of the bankers, any bank, has to host more than one banker though, saying "I just got 99 Party Crashing." And all of the other bankers going "Gratz banker on 99!" It deals with the new party room update, and I think plenty of others on this Forum would be able to tell the source of the idea. (asides from me, the banker/teleport option).

sorry to bump a relatively old thread, but thanks for the signature. I just never got around to coming back to Tip.It until now.

so far, none of these look like me [hide=why do i say that?]I am a spartan (my school mascot)[/[/hide]hide]

oh - for the tilt i mean a pickaxe not straight up like this : |, but slanted like this / across the banner. get it?