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Lawyer can't help me, my mom is pushing me to plead guilty and I got another warning here on TIF. I'm super good at screwing up apparently.

Oh Hai hellbellz. Long time no see. I've gone through many a crazy relationship since your last peep in this thread :P I think some girls can rock a shaved head. Certainly not all girls. A very specific facial structure is needed.

these years go by quick 'round this time in life EDIT: @Noxx Same as before, sit him down and tell him what the [bleep] is up

You'll make new friends, it's cool. That doesn't mean your old friends are gone, but you'll make new ones to make everything ok. And I still have to call my lawyer about my case. I got road sensored, I'm guessing you guys got eye-balled.

You have no idea how much I struggled doing that. I must have filtered something wrong. And now that I've read the context around that post, yikes. I was such a naive idiot back then haha. First week of college and I'm "girlfriend hunting" ? What the hell was wrong with me? You were right to blow up on me Omar hahaha

I found your post about you being interested in your coworker who had a kid. Does that count? :P http://forum.tip.it/...20#entry4474122 How the hell did you do that? I owe you a gift card sir (or ma'dam?) @Noxx Your bro sounds like a bad time. You clearly care for him and his feelings far more than he does yours. Have a real heart to heart with him, and guage the value of his friendship. Legit.

Ok yeah he sounds like a real dick weed. Why do you continue to hang out with that? haha

I hit on a girl with a kid before, though I can't for the life of me remember who in the world it was (but I did briefly mention it on this thread). I basically decided that she needed something more serious than I was able to offer. But this new girl sounds like she just needs a nice little vacation from school/work/single-motherhood. Exactly what I can give her :) EDIT: and now it's bothering the ever loving crap out of me that I can't even remember when it was that I hit on that other girl with a kid. Blah. (EDIT#2) I'll literally mail anyone a $20 gift card to whatever they want if you can find the post I made about hitting on chicks with kids from lord knows how long ago.

Theory: Rainy_Day was IamDan all along.

@Noxx You'd be a dick to make a move before consulting your friend. Talk to him to make sure he won't get all pissy if you make a move. Then you'll be free to roam about the country ;) Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice! You plan on sticking around, or are you just dropping by ol' chum? The leader of the Reddit clan is named Hiroki >.> I'll bet there's a reason for that :P -- -- Been looking for a new thrill and as luck would have it, a girl I talked to like 2 years ago hit me up on facebook. Hadn't talked to her since truly. She had a boyfriend at the time, but now she's single. And has nipple piercings. And a kid. weeeeee

I like how it feels. Well, depending on how well they are suctioned on. The one she put on me the other day was really on there and when she slid it up to the top of my shoulder it kind of hurt a bit. But other than that 1 cup there isn't anything about it that bothers me. In fact with how unnecessarily comfortable that table is, I could easily fall asleep while she does the cupping. Do you also enjoy popping zits?

Hey man, at least you have a car you can legally operate :P

You cup? While I'm interested in how that feels, the concept skeeves me out a bit.

I can guess people's preferred music genre after talking to them for only a few minutes. and my chest can tell when it's about to rain....welll....when it's raining.

I'll trade you the ~100 texts I got for my 21st for that $1,000 Happy birthday though!

most recent crazy girl has a boyfriend as of last night/this morning. I feel both jealousy and pity for the poor dude. I don't think he knows what he's in for. I mean, the whole situation stings a bit (especially after she called me friday night complaining about how much she missed me) but it furthers my theory of her just using me the whole time while dangling sex in front of me like a starving dog. I'll miss her, but I clearly dodged a bullet.

Honestly it's not even that cool of a story, but once my court case is over I'll talk about it freely. Today I worked hard, came home to see the girl I literally went nuts over has a new boyfriend/victim. I'm just trying to write this paper and get on with my life. Whatever to everything else.

I got a raise at work, so I guess now I have some good news \:D/ Little more responsibility, but with a nice 12% pay increase so that's fun. Also I got recommended a lawyer for my license debacle, whom I have to contact on Monday to see if I'm screwed or totally screwed. Work in 6 hours. Haven't slept yet. Gnarly.

Hahaha because fat americans amirite?!?!?!?!? it's funny cause he lives in Estonia. This is actually why I'm losing my license. Bastards didn't even see me they saw what the road sensor told them to see. I miss when cops had to earn the tickets they cited.

Oh yeah, IamDan did have a large stint on here. As did LenticularJ. And StrOwez. And IgoddessI. And da_Latios. And magkillr. Even flyingjj used to poke around a bit. WHO WILL THE TORCH BE PASSED TO? Oh, and yes Omar, it was you. But I think you've learned to tolerate me :P EDIT: [hide]It's because you were scolding me on my shallow lifestyle of constantly dreaming up ways of creating perfect scenarios of meeting women. Which I haven't really done in a while, though I still fantasize about some things. This was also back in Dec 2010. We've both evolved long past who we were back then haha. [/hide]

It used to be Muggiw and...Ray0xide? Then he(or whoever it was) rage quit, and I stepped up to play devil's advocate. I didn't expect to start seeing things more from a middle ground view, but I used to be very anti-polyamorus/gamy/etc. And now I ramble on and on because I've only ever been told to stop once and I obviously didn't haha

I'mma need that link again, but yes I do read it :P today I got offered to hang with like a dozen people, but I had work and now I'm playing catch up on my final projects cause I'm stupid and put it all off until today. I'm obviously pretty pro at this whole life thing.

that's sadly not far from what happened haha

I smell a scapegoat. But I suppose I should lay off the conspiracy theories until a bit more is factually covered well. Also, any "study" can be skewed to fit whatever the funding company says it wants to say. That's why there's still studies that pop up every here and there that claim smoking isn't actually all that harmful. So any "study" can be forged pretty well. ya'll may find this entertaining: http://imgur.com/gallery/mAhSX