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lol, you have no sense of humor. if you like women so much, cut your penis off :ohnoes: and get steroids to grow boobs. :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: EDIT: W00tz, 4 posts in a row! Wow i really need a hobby... You don't need steroids to get boobs, you just have to eat at McDonald's at least once a day. Good point, but make it twice a day :P Your both wrong, to get boobs, or bigger boobs you need to eat these :P . http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ineffective- ... 286386.php Lol they need tv commercials. Alot of women need those. These made me feel silly.

They also make lynyrd and sour look like idiots. Both threads are crap. When I saw this thread, i thought Fut the Wuck? Lynyrd obviously wishes he was a women, and then would be a Lesbo.

lol, you have no sense of humor. if you like women so much, cut your penis off :ohnoes: and get steroids to grow boobs. :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: EDIT: W00tz, 4 posts in a row! Wow i really need a hobby... You don't need steroids to get boobs, you just have to eat at McDonald's at least once a day. Good point, but make it twice a day :P

oh i see...but whats the davinci code have to do with antelopes giving birth? :-s Whos Lynyrd_Skynyrd?You nerd!

no1 answer to my post?

No...whos NOM_ANOR? You Nerd!

Genius! This is all Bush's fault! The government is suppressing anyone who criticizes Bush. let me suggest a change in your statement so you look like less of an idiot: "I really think the fact that they broke the law was what got them in trouble" lol nice...the fact that i live in nc makes me a lil made, if it were a georgia flag(where i was born) or US flag id be mad enough to pee on there house :

bump

add me, gl on raising skills p2p is soooo much better. Also, i might give u something when i get money. im poor

' no ive seen fat women who would eat anyone:) whos william blake?you nerd!

my mom always sleeps with fan on, she aint dead. Koreans are full of crap :D

I like big butts but it isnt all i look for. what do girls like in guys butts anyway? EDIT: Ive seen a white girls with a nice butt...very rare indeed.

someone sold you some bad crack man

Nah bruh, i seen some pretty fat women in my lifetime Why did i bring this thread back? Man i hated it

I would say it, i dont want gf/fiancee/wife to look like a porker. People make of you ya know.

Shave your head. Not being racist, but black people look better wit shaved heads.

lol, you have no sense of humor. if you like women so much, cut your penis off :ohnoes: and get steroids to grow boobs. :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: EDIT: W00tz, 4 posts in a row! Wow i really need a hobby...

Damn straight I wear the pants :P btw which sig? hehe love it love it....and to answer your question goddess, I would never cheat on my wife; there isn't a woman fine enough for me to throw away my marriage, stability, love, friendship, the understanding of a great woman and a loving relationship with my kids...family is not only everything to me, it is the only thing....but along the way to this mature enlightenment, I had quite a ride :P Australia and Romania were...um...amazing :) Wow you got lucky with wives :) i turn 14 soon so i hope i get lucky to fine someone thats good. Btw my cousins in mosul, iraq hese in the army. Just saying cuz u said you were in military

Your socks are probably in the drawer where you left them and the vegemite is right infront of you, now close the f*cking fridge door. Learn to work your penis, you're a big boy now when I want it up, get it up. It's just like the toilet seat, if I say down, I mean leave it down. Your arse crack in the same football shorts you've worn for the past 3 days is like the full moon too, now turns off the football and go do the lawn, we don't live on a corn field. Who says you get to shop? You're there to hold my bags and pay for it all. So is hiding the batteries from the tv remote, so which one shall it be? I asked if you wanted sex 3 times but you were paying too much attention to the cricket that I guess you didn't hear me! I'm not in the mood now. So is the word NOW! and a perfectly mastered death stare. So stop asking me how long it goes in the microwave for! You do the math! Sympathy is not what you get when the game has been cancelled. So is an itch in the groin area that's lasted 20 years. So that explains why you never remember my birthday or our wedding anniversary. I gave birth to 3 kids, what's your excuse? "Why have a 6 pack when you can have a keg" isn't a valid response. Oh so you can find the right spot when it counts! At least I don't pick it up from the floor, smell it, put it on and load it with under arm spray. For once I can sprawl out on the bed and hog all the blankets. However could I sleep without the meditative trance of your snoring and mushroom clouds of beer farts. --- I hope you're faithful to her :twisted: :XD: Lol, cant control it. :XD:

http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=686891 Sad attempt at making some rules about women. They really suck.

I might think of following these rules (not) when women get our sense of humor. At least you didnt mention shopping:D i hate jst going half a mile to get some food:(

Your worst nightmare. :shock: lol Actually, thats michael jackson :shock: But you posted at the same time as me, your psychic.

So, its like taking a bath in a smaller tub :) Also, girls should raise the seat, some guys have bad aim(me) caused by supersized problems :D :roll:

It is, Captain Obvious! Seriously. my friend's girlfriend flipped out at him last week for no reason. :| I forget but whats PMS? :oops:

To the italic part: No way. Its not guys nite out anyway, its poker nite. :D To the bold part: :(