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Mkay if my friend and her boyfriend do anything nasty with that blanket I made her then it'll be nasty

He got page, by double post? I was gonna take it!

My orchestra teacher had those last year and everyone spent the hour making fun of her. But she didn't understand. One kid asked if they made her jump higher. She replied "no, I tried and surprisingly they didn't!"

Jersey Shore + Silent Library = obnoxiousloudlololololroflstupidpeopleinsanityLOL

Woah speedo man

I can't reach it.

What was said: What I saw:

It wasn't rape, I further explained in a previous post.

Bromance is so much more amusing than two girl best friends, to me at least

I licked buffalo sauce off her knuckles

She was leaning into her car to grab something and I couldn't resist, I placed my palms on her butt and pushed her into the car. And she made a sexual sounding scream.

K I had my life story typed out and then I hit a button and lost it. So I'll just throw random things out as I feel like it about why I've been gone. I attempted rape of my best friend in the Buffalo Wild Wings parking lot

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Wits my mommy is pharmacy tech! And pharmacists make loads of cash.

... I'm gonna end up being the shortest in my family. I'm 5'4", my 13 year old sister is 5'5", my 15 year old brother is somewhere above 5'9", my dad is 6', and my mom is the same height as me. But I'm the smallest and basically the shortest. Yay.

Yeah that conversation lasted quite a long time, I forgot about the length.

Don't hit me if the tags are wrong! Omegle conversation, seems relevant.

I was gone for nine minutes, I expected nine posts. Sorely disappointed.

Wits what are you in school for? Last time I knew what you were up to in life was when you were 19/20 doing xbox tech support

So your body is kinda like, "I'm so bored all I can think about is how sleepy I am."??? Basically.

When a person gets bored, they don't actually become sleepier. In reality, the boredom just "unmasks" the sleepiness.

Summer, almost three

I love puns, I don't care how bad they are