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*sister is vacuuming* "HEY (name), SUCK IT UP"

I hears the vacuum, de animals must be twackin'

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Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, 'cos they are so awesome

Yeah it sucks using my iPod when EVERYONE IS POSTING GIFS.

Disgust for what wits? I don't agree with your standards, but I'll allow you to fantasize.

Thanks for fixing, I was going to throw a fit about the incomplete sentence even though I do it all the time.

Friend asks serious question about why it's good to live in small communities, I respond by saying I'm from the city and the small town just offers places to get high and have sex

I hate when I send two texts to same person in a short amount of time and they send back an ambiguous, single-word response.

Yeah whatever it's not the diamond that make the girl fall in love. The diamond just gives her a tangible object of loveness to show off to all her friends, and to call her shiny, and to wear and look at all the time without having it give sexist comments.

Nuhh I love decent, witty senses of humor because in the scale of the universe they're rare. Well, I can't say that. There are lots, just not a ton that appeal to me. I don't know what I'm saying. Referring to our McDonald's date (me n friend Cyndi) Me: How was day, whatchu doingf? Cyndi: Headed to my moms do you wanna get food? Me: Yeah sure should I pay? Cyndi: Well I don't have money so yeah unless we plan on stealing it ... Wanna get food = buy me dinner.

My yearbook teacher told us we could watch Friday tomorrow during our pizza party!

If I scroll all the &s quickly they look like fishies

Rebecca Black was on Jay Leno last night, she made sure to note her age several times and lip synced her song. My yearbook teacher showed us, it was funny how seriously she took the whole deal.

STOP BEING SUCH A BLOODY TAMPON. Yeah when I heard that I made a face too.

ATTENTION EVERYONE, I LEARNED SOMETHING NEW TO SAY TO PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE BEING NOT PLEASURABLE

I tried to come on here four hours ago, but it wouldn't load for me. Then I went and ate McDonald's, and sat at friend's house, and she drove me home because I didn't wanna walk all the way across the street, and then I talke to my sister and her friend about McDonald's, and then I got the kitties, and then I took a bath, and then I got out and put lotion on, and let the kitties outta the bafroom, and went on Facebook, and then I came here! Which is better, that or >saying >everything separately >like dis

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Hai guise!

This thread contains evidence of insanity.

Meh

Oh, probably a safer idea. See, coming into this thread I'd known wits for several years, better than many /FG/ers. I belonged to her forum thing for Runescapions and everything. I know lots about her, it's kind of scary. But, since I had prior knowledge, when she first posted here since I have joined, I wasn't surprised by the bizarre content. I guess she contributes a personality none of us can replicate.

Wits loves transvestite robots. Just saying.

It's not changing for everyone, just those without man parts grow them temporarily while winning. Guys don't grow girl parts, unless we'd like to change the rules now.