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Future transvestite (heeyyyy, that sounds like it could be the title of a new Justin Timberlake CD, omg.)

Have danno vacuum them, even though he belongs to you A tickle-me-Elmo doll who won't turn off even if you remove his batteries or drown him or blow him up

What is it with you and asexual reproduction? Hmm. At least you're not obsessed with hermaphrodites... yet. I get my cousin and my sister to beat up Ms. Danniface. All they have to do is poke him a bit and he falls down since he is so ticklish it makes him weak (just a tip for you, now that he's yours ;) ). While you're laughing at your dumb son, I snatch the cheese and run away with it. My sister and my cousin continue torchering danno allll night long.

^ No thanks. > Was hungry, then wasn't. V Is TPUM

Turn it on...? Or, if you prefer a wittier response, wake it up. A green pencil sharpener (una sacapuntas verde)

Wongy-ish

Santa is watching while Guthix sleeps.

38,685,626,227,668,133,590,597,632

My brother. Water bottles

I've eaten a few times.

Granted. Your 12 inch pianist plays a 3 inch piano and lives on your shoulder. I wish I didn't have to come up with a wish here.

16, a perfect square AND perfect..quad root?

google btw

Sell it. Free monies :D An iPod touch

14, how old I was from July 16 2007 to July 16 2008

Chinese people originated in China.

Banker: I thought it was a gift...? No take-backs!

KEEP IT :D Silly string

I buy tickets to Vegas. Before I board the plane, I change all my money into quarters. (Whaat, the world is ending, I can gamble under 18 :P)

The star of Oprah is Oprah.

Recyclable tissues

Banned for saying wcing is good alllll the time.

fgl;uiffyuzxoer6745 Uhh, my elbow seems a bit drunk at the moment.