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9/10, I think

S/he becomes very unpopular with the space pirates. The space pirates decide to send he/r off the plank into a black hole. Once inside, time seems to move so quickly that a year has already passed.

7/10

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Granted. Now they're just not your friends. ... Well, it was that or saying "Granted. Now they don't hate you. They absolutely love you. They won't leave you alone, they want to do everything for you, everything you say is funny, you don't even have to walk anymore, they'll carry you." I wish it was the law to have to always carry around with you a roll of double-sided tape, a can of silly string, and a supersoaker.

Fluffy am i, or who am fluffy, or fluffy who am zoe64 i

12, whose prime factorization is 2x2x3

Wrong. I'm better than Psycho_Robot, I'm not psycho or robot! silver_wits (watch, she won't post because she doesn't want me to be right)

I'm sorry, I don't want him. (random story tiem) So today my cousin said he has $600 in his bedroom, and we're in his house, so my brother is like "I'm just gonna go upstairs to the, uhh, bathroom" and goes up there, the whole reason for that is to make my cousin think he's stealing the moneys. So I went upstairs to freak Danniboi out when he came out of the bathroom, which I did, and he made a loud girly noise, but then he sat on me. HE SAT ON ME. I was laying on my side, struggling to breathe, and this chunk of lard was sitting on me and threatening to push me down the stairs. Anyways... I tell Daniel that he should give me the cheese because he'd get more attention from you if he did that. I didn't say good attention, I just said attention. He went for it and brought me the cheese. In return, I gave him his iPod that I'd stolen when you took him because, liek, he wouldn't do it otherwise, and if I didn't give him the iPod he'd SIT ON ME.

=P~ Uhh. JK. Smiles and raainbows

^Is wrong, I'm not lost. > Methinks I need helps V Doesn't agree, thinks I'm perfectly normal, whatever normal is in their opinion.

I get an adrenaline rush and fly out of the building. I don't remember my name or why I was where I was, but someone volunteers to bring me to the Cheyenne Social Club and I have no idea why I'd say no to that. TPUM is trying to rescue several people from another collapsed building, but a very obese man passes gas... and TPUM passes out.

^ No, your mind control hasn't caught on to me yet, sorry. > Thinks perhaps SW would be a hot transvestite, or perhaps even a hot robot. V Agrees with me

Pro: If it's fair to you :twss: Con: Fairness sometimes seems one-sided. Mosquitoes (the Minnesota state bird) (They want you to think it's the common loon, but Minnesotans know better.)

I tell SW that I'm at my cousins' house like I was on New Year's Eve over a year ago (when it was about to be 2008) and bad memories of us wasting our night on forum games haunt her. While she's distracted, I take the cheese and tell my cousins to defend me if some creep-o chick from Guyana who lives in Ontario comes along.

26, I think...

Wool is itchy. It's not smart to eat large amounts of fatty foods because...

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As you parade around wif teh cheese, I rain on your parade. Acid rain. The cheese, which has been through A LOT, isn't affected by the acid, but you are... you're instantly blinded and you fall and scream in agony as the acid begins to burn through your flesh. I take the cheese and run away. By the way, I've also been through a lot and I'm also not affected by the acid, soo.

It almost would have been better for them to let us get it. If we would have, we would have all been happy and then they would have been able to raise the number we have to count to to something higher and possibly unattainable.

... I don't even know what to say. Except...4

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