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Banned for hissing at your cat more than your cat hisses at you.

Granted. Several thousand cyber-stalkers will go start posting comments all over your page with bad grammar, obscene and sexual language, and hatred for cats and transvestite robots. I wish I was a little bit taller.

Pro: Evil and unexpected, quite devious, which is good when you need an army of evil rodents Con: If an army of evil rodents is unleashed on you... Good luck with that. Long fingernails

Pro: They have shells! N they're all turtle-y Con: Can be slimy or pee in your hand Evil biting hamsters/other small rodents

Wits tucks away the cheese and begins working on her laptop. She downloads the blueprints for ART and gets busy fixing her mechanical lover. Meanwhile, Emily sits stroking her cat, contemplating what to do. Since she has been without the cheese for an extended period of time, she decides she must do some research to see where the cheese is now. She grabs her phone and signs into twitter to view some tweets left by her fellow cheese-chasers. She discovers she has missed a lot of action: Danno385: got da cheezes from @Fluffyzoe64, now spendin the night riding Neysa ;) (a short while later) Danno385: never mind, no more cheese and Neysa got burned :( Psycho_Robot: Got the dairy chunk from @Danno385 by using the skills of @Fluffyzoe64 - thanks! Now to enjoy time on my laptop with the cheese... (a short while later) Psycho_Robot: ALMOST got hit on by a real live female! -but where did she take my cheese? SHE TOOK MY CHEESE! silver_wits: yeah right, no way I'd ever look twice at a HUMAN. got cheese though and plans to fix ARTy :) Emily is quickly filled in about what her buddy pals have been up to by their silly tweets. She finds that her work is cut out for her this time, since everyone is occupied with their own plotting and the current beholder of the cheese, Wits, is going to be preoccupied with her cold, heartless, transvestite, metal lover. Emily decides to mix everyone up instead of taking the easy way out and heads over to visit her "friend" Psycho. Emily gets to the door and is met by a robot, cowering in fear. Psycho himself then appears at the door since Emily's glare and angry face scared the robot away. Psycho giggles a bit. "Thanks for helping me get the cheese, you were a big help there pal. But... I already lost it and am plotting to get it again. You in to help me?" Emily's phone vibrates. She looks at it, and finds that one of the people she is following has sent out a tweet: Psycho_Robot: now gonna go to hottie's house and have a lil fun ;) and I'm NOT talking about the part where I steal the cheese! Emily smiles and says, "No, not this time, I'm no longer interested in the cheese. I have found a new passion for stabbing people in the back after THEY stab me. Oh, and by the way, she's out of your league, just saying." Psycho, feeling defeated, hurries into his house. Emily follows behind him in his shadow, unnoticed. None of the robots in Psycho's home dare tell Psycho that Emily is in there because they fear for their robot lives in her presence. Psycho walks into his room, slams the door, and proceeds to cry into a pillow, occaisonally yelling such phrases as "how can she be so cold!" and "I thought I had a chance!" Emily walks into the next room, with his laptop in it. On the screen, the laptop says "ENTER PASSWORD TO ACCESS ALL OF PSYCHO'S IMPORTANT FILES". Emily types in "PASSWORD" and unlocks the computer. She considers leaving, since she already hurt Psycho's feelings, but then laughs at her ridiculous idea and begins to mess with him. Emily's first order of business is to hack his twitter, along with the twitter accounts of silver_wits and Danno385. She goes onto all three and makes sure to send out tweets saying embarrassing and graphic things that her victims are likely doing and then makes sure all of their accounts are following Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, Kanye West, Kate Goselyn, Chris Brown, Barney, and several hundred other random accounts that send out ridiculously annoying tweets all the time. She then changes Psycho's password to his laptop to "password" so he will be confused when he can't log on even though she has only taken away the capitalization. Emily moves on and heads over to Wits's house to steal the cheese. As Emily walks through the familiar forest, the victims of her hacking start receiving endless tweets and are all distracted from their relationships with unicorns, pillows, and transvestite robots. Emily casually struts into Wits's house and heads for the bedroom, making sure to close her eyes. She hears Wits's phone buzzing, along with some power tools and evil laughter. Emily quickly reaches around the corner, grabs the bag containing the cheese, and heads out. She then heads to a mountain and gets comfy watching youtube videos and enjoying her time with the cheese, for she knows she will quite possibly soon be challenged for it and must not take her time with the cheese for granted.

As Wits strokes the dairy-chunk in infatuation and watches her disturbing video of Danno's proposal of unspeakable innappropriateness to his unicorn, she grows jealous of Danno's relationship and begins fantasizing about the perfect specimen as the object of her love: a transvestite robot. Wits stops watching her video and continues stroking the cheese, wishing it was as cold and metally as a transvestite robot. As Psycho sends his robots to retrieve the cheese once more, Danno does unmentionable things with his unicorn, and Who_Am_I sends out his ninjas, the slightly forgotten Emily/Fluff Puff contemplates how to steal the cheese. Feeling like she lucked out last time by getting the cheese in such a simple way, she decides she owes Wits (who was also her previous victim) some happiness in return for the cheese. Emily decides the best way to give Wits said happiness is to send for a transvestite robot to fall in love with Wits. Emily searches all over, but cannot seem to find said creature thing anywhere. She looks at a map, thinking about where would be a place where she could find a transvestite robot. One place on the map sticks out: Untopia. This land, which has already been described as bizarre, is sure to host such creatures, even perhaps creatures like this insane enough to want to be with neurotic Wits. Emily walks towards Untopia once again, enjoying her time. Emily enters a forest and sees that a bunch of ninjas and robots are fighting and a boy is speaking in a low tone to a unicorn. Emily, who watches CNN every morning, recognizes all of the people as others who are interested in finding the cheese. Taking this as an amazing opportunity, Emily finds a piece of normal cheese in her bag and throws it into the middle of all of the other creatures. As they fight over the decoy, Emily decides she has enough time to seek out the transvestite robot and successfully steal the cheese. Emily enters Untopia. An old man is fishing for cats, flying fish are landing in the trees, and a hunter is stalking a small rabbit. Emily proceeds to the nearest village and finds a shop with robots in it. She walks in and finds several suitable robots, but can't seem to find the owner. The owner appears from the back wearing a dark cloak and asks Emily how he can assist her. She tells him what he needs, and he leads her into a back room and begins speaking in hushed tones. "I used to live out there, in the normal world like you. I moved here to be accepted with creating robots in a land where robots, who are usually outcast by society, are accepted. But even Untopia is not weird enough to host transvestite robots, except for this one back here. He, formerly she, is named ART, Artificial Transvestite Robot. I have been working on my ART for many years and would almost consider myself an ARTist, if I may say so. You can take him for a small price, if you can explain why you need him." Emily is slightly confused by how ATR = ART, but remembers she is in Untopia and these things do make sense. Emily proceeds to explain that she is going to use ART to steal the cheese. The man gets angry and says she cannot take him for her own selfish needs. Emily didn't feel like it was necessary to mention that ART was going to be given the opportunity to fall in love and be appreciated, but after the man became angry, she explained everything. The man in the dark cloak, named Stanley, gave ART to Emily for free. Emily and ART walked out of Untopia in search of the evasive Wits. Wits was right where she was situated the last time Emily had stolen the cheese from her, this time drooling and now stroking an ice cube because its cold temperature was more similar to a transvestite robot's temperature than a piece of cheese. Emily reached for the cheese and placed it in her bag, without Wits noticing a thing. Emily then sent ART over to see Wits, and the two began talking. Wits, in utter disbelief that such a perfect ... creation could exist, immediately fell in love and forgot about the cheese completely. Emily quickly hurried away to avoid seeing anything happen between the misfit couple, with the cheese stashed safely in her bag, and headed for Untopia to hide. **UNNECESSARY SIDENOTE** My first long story was typed on my iPod touch and realllly took a long time, so I'm thrilled to see everyone has continued to post lengthy replies and refer back to my ridiculous story :D

Kitty might have sharp claws and teeth, and this could lead to disaster. It's not smart to text while walking on icy sidewalks because...

Pro: Soo silvery and luscious, I can't help but obsess over them! Con: Actually, I could care less about silvery lusciousness texting

(Before you begin reading, talk to your doctor and make sure you are healthy enough for sexual acti- err, reading intense stories. Side effects may include hyperventilation, increased perspiration, nausea, and heart failure. Do not take with other medications.) Readers beware, you are about to enter the mind of an insane persona, so please make sure all safety precautions are taken. If you are pregnant or have an ongoing heart conditon, please enter with caution. For all who continue to read this, cross your legs, take a deep breath, and close your eyes. Now open them so you can read :) (If you really don't have the time to read this, just look at the bottom. But mist likely if you're wasting time in forum games you might as well read a post with a slight amount of thought in it.) As silver_wits runs, a common fellow named Henry approaches her. With no particularly defining features and an average temperament, Henry seems to be as far from a threat as a small rabbit to wittyface. Henry speaks. "Sorry to bother you ma'am, but I am wondering if you have heard of a land nearby called Untopia? I tried too ask several fellows at the park, but they were severely intoxicated and offered me no assistance whatsoever. Would you kindly guide me to this mysterious land?" Puzzled, wits ponders what the man has just asked her. Untopia? Wits has heard of Utopia, the perfect society, and Dystopia, its polar opposite, but never Untopia. Wits takes out her trusty map out of her backpack (which has been handed to her by her trusty monkey companion, who is wearing a pair of ridiculous rubber boots, perhaps galoshes) and finds that Untopia lies directly east of where she is standing. Wits decides she apparently does not know the world around her very well and kindly offers Henry to take him to the land of Untopia. The two set off east, into a dark forest. Henry and wits talk during their walk about what interesting things they have discovered during their world travels. Wits tells Henry about how her twin siblings have super powers and her parents don't care that she travels all over by herself, and Henry is especially intrigued when wits tells him about her nemesis, a sly fox who always tries to steal her treasured cheese. "Wits, tell me more about this man!" Henry shouts with fascination. Wits replies by saying, "well, he's red, and furry, and constantly tries swiping my cheese." Henry gives her a blank gaze because she has just described to him, literally, a sly fox. Wits then goes on to further explain: "He doesn't always assume the form of a fox. Often, he actually morphs into the form of my friends and fellow travellers. By seeming like he is a mate of mine, he typically gains enough of my trust to come within a reasonable distance of me to be capable of stealing my cheese." Henry listens attentively, but then asks wits why this piece of cheese is so important to her. "The cheese is the answer to life," wits replies. "Whoever possesses the cheese is set to successfully make it through this world and overcome all challenges without faltering. It doesn't cause immortality, or give any super-human powers, but instead gives the beholder the ultimate advantage at living as a mortal. Without the cheese, I am as ordinary and helpless as you. But, since I now have the cheese in my possession, I am fit to cope with reality." Henry continues listening, but he notices out of the corner of his eye an animal moving in the darkness. Alarmed, he tells wits that he fears the fox is stalking them. Wits assures him that she has finally found a way to combat the creature: by keeping the cheese where she can see it at all times. "Are you saying," Henry questions,"that when you have previously lost the cheese, that it was because you didn't pay enough attention? That seems pretty stupid of you, consideringthat you have just described to me that the cheese contains the secret to prosperity in this world." Wits snaps back, saying "Well of course it's not that simple! The cheese shines in the sunlight, similar to ridiculously sparkly blood-sucking romantics, and it is simply too difficult to look at the cheese all the time! This is why we're in a dark forest now, way to be observant." After this, Henry no longer questions wits, fearing that she will snap again and viciously attack him. The mismatched pair and the monkey wearing galoshes continue onward until they reach a fork in the road where light shines through the treetops. Wits promptly consults the map, checks where they are, and lets out a laugh. Henry asks what is so funny, but wits continues giggling to herself and goes left. Henry, thinking she is insane, continues following her. Wits' laughter was not meaningless, though. Wits found on the map that Untopia lies in a place on the planet which receives little to no sunlight dilurig the course of a day. Delighted with this discovery, wits begins to whistle and continues leading her innocent explorer pal to the gates of Untopia. "Here we are," she states. Taking a few steps forward, wits realizes Henry is no longer following her as closely as previously. He is staring at the gate with a confused look on his face. "Something, something about this place seems all too familiar," Henry says. Despite his odd sensation, Henry ventures onward, and is soon astonished by the scenery of his surroundings. Trees in full bloom while there is snow on the ground. Fireflies swarming about a hive stationed on a rock. The scene is harmonious, but everythig seems a little off. Confused, Henry looks to wits, whose attention is stationed on a family of rabbits, where the smallest rabbit is bringing food to the larger ones. "It's so weird, this land," wits simply states. She continues to evaluate her surroundings, admiring every aspect of this intriguing environment. Henry, on the other hand, runs forward on the path towards a village. Wits notices and quickly catches up to him. Henry barely notices because he has just figured out whythis place seems so familiar. "My homeland! I was born here! I remember, the spring snow showers, watching the rabbits grow smaller as the year progressed, everything! But why did my parents forbid me from coming to this place?" "You're not supposed to be here?! I brought you here, what if your parents find out? It will be ME getting in all the trouble!" "Hush, you're disturbing the peace," a strange man calmly says. He then proceeds to load his rifl and shoot the smallest rabbit. "Me disturbing the peace?! YOU JUST SHOT THE MOTHER RABBIT!" Wits yells out, with mixed emotions. What was this man's idea of peace? What is going on in this bizarre society? Where should wits run to in order to hide with the cheese? Henry, on the other hand, is thrilled to see the rabbit dead. Old rabbits make the best sandwiches. Henry is grateful towards wits for helping him return to his homeland. While wits stands listening to the voices in her head yell at each other, Henry slips a few coins into her bag and moves on. Several minutes later, when wits gets her wits back, she exits Untopia and sits outside the gate, shielded from the sun. "It's just you and I now, cheesy. I will treasure and hold your deliciousness as if my life depends on it, since it does." Wits, slightly road-weary, falls asleep, allowing the cheese to fall out of her arms. As wits talks in her sleep about transvestites and robots, a young, slightly fluffy traveller approaches wits. The traveller laughs, takes a few pictures of the drooling wits, and picks up the cheese. "Ah, I could really use a snack after this long quest!" The traveller known as Emily exclaims. She takes a bite of the cheese and moves on. After hyperventillating and being awoken by a terrible nightmare about killer hamsters, wits wakes up sweating. Frantic, she runs away. A few moments later, she realizes her cheese has disappeared. After searching for it and giving up, wits cries out. "You may have defeated me this time, you sly fix, but never again!" Meanwhile, Emily walks around, finding that she is luckier by the second from an unknown cause. In summary, wits fell asleep with the cheese and I stole it. Simply stating this wouldn't have been as fun (even though it would have been a lot less time consuming.)

How am I supposed to think of milk rice pudding when I am completely infatuated with your silvery lusciousness? :P Pro: Food. If it's edible food, it tends to be good in SOME way. Con: Even when seemingly perfect, milk-rice pudding is NOTHING in comparison to silver_wits. Making people feel awkward ;)

Ohh wittyface, it's been a while, I love you because I miss you. Or do I miss you because I love you? Ah, the mysteries of love and all those poor souls infected by it, it permeates the heart and consumes your life until it has tricked you into thinking you cannot go on without it. The cancerous cells of love, pretending to help you go on when they simply hold you back, distorting everything in your world and destroying your peripheral vision for life. Love, which causes the slowest and most painful of deaths, its tender kiss sending you spiraling downward. Oh wittyface, wittyface! :D

Not my cocaine!!!! *shanks*

*tackles silly wittyface, licks like a kitty, snorts a bit, giggles, scratches, and greets* MEOWWWWWW

For this game, a poster starts by saying a slogan/catchy phrase from a commercial, and the next poster says what the slogan/catchy phrase is for. I be startin'. Gimme a break.

Pro: Cheesy. Con: Cheese can be smelly. THE ORIGINAL POSTER :D

Ate [a cookie]

Oh, I just lost the game.

The ever-confident Facebook.

^^Yeahh. And Jimmy, that bright red isn't your shade. It makes you look all MJ. Or maybe I just drew you like that for fun :D

Jimmy, I hate you. You're like 6k ahead of me in Firemaking, the only skill I still had ahead of you. But I'll change that, you have better things to do than BURN MY DREAMS! [hide=Nub][/hide]

13. I don't quite know why I was confused about what number "doce" was, hmm. :wall:

Goodjobneeb. I have to say though, if you're planning on taking an "extended break" from RuneScape, at least get 1337 total level and let your account sit there, teehee.

:P No. Better :D Abc noww?