Lenin64

... Batty....? Mjöllnir The hammer of Thor. Well hot damn, aren't you one creative bad-[wagon].

Beets? Bland? Beets are so rich in iron they almost taste like dirt. Delicious dirt, though. Definitely not bland.

Zombieland. It's just hilarious.

Now we must all blame Das if net neutrality ends, even though he has nothing to do with it.

I don't think they have HBS now. If they do, it must be fairly recent.

I think we can all agree on one thing: Insane Clown Posse.

Fat girls need love, too. Don't you dare call your evil-doings love. It's disgracing and appalling. Hey, can you see my house from up there on that high horse? Are you saying it's not wrong? To want to get with a fat chick? Is it any more wrong than wanting to get with a skinny chick?

Fat girls need love, too. Don't you dare call your evil-doings love. It's disgracing and appalling. Hey, can you see my house from up there on that high horse?

I love the FAL, too, but you're being a [puncture] about it. Christ, dude, come off it.

Lol are you the Lenin I remember? Yup, and Haha. Something tells me they wouldn't be afraid of you. You appear to be the deloriagod I remember.

Oh yea, you're that guy. As I recall, people thought you were a jerk. I didn't notice. But yea, you. You're here. Yay? Nice looking car, though.

Also, make sure to miss once or twice after they're down for good so that your "I was freightened and didn't know what was going on" case is really solid.

Because the justice system makes no sense, that's how. That kind of thing has happened before.

Now that winter's over I've started wearing short sleeves again. It feels so much different when you're used to long sleeves. So empowering.

Wait, what's a loser? I use my trampoline to practice for diving board tricks at the local pool (impressin' da ladies, aww jeah) but I've never heard of a loser. Describe. Ohai. [bleep], stop self-deprecating, you have a decent sense of humor. You have potential. Use it. Actually, if he does it right, he can turn self-deprecation into a comedy goldmine. Like I do with my lack of women. That also lets my friends and I make jokes about how I kill hookers in amusing ways and disposing of them in humorous fashions. Of course, he needs people to joke to if he does that.

Is that your only fetish? Cause a lot of people I know have numerous fetishes. Myself included. Holy [cabbage], we can say fetish now?

Except the fact tht virtually every other drug out there has been proven that use in a recreational manner causes worse damage to the body than cigarettes or alcohol. Weed is the only one proven to be less harmful, therefore to me it is ridiculous that it should be illegal when other more dangerous substances are not. Plus, aren't the supposed dangers the very reason weed is illegal (at least, the official reason)? So if it isn't dangerous, why outlaw it?

No, because universe expansion just means all the matter is moving outward. Ever been to space? Not really much there. In fact, most of it's vaccuum, completely empty save for those little balls of matter than make up planets, stars, etc. So it's really more like blowing on a group of marbles than stretching silly putty; the marbles will expand outward, but they themselves don't expand, just the area they encompass.

This usually follows from the last one I posted. It also accompanied me for three and a half hours of manual labor last weekend without messing itself up at all. :thumbup:

...who makes you kill everybody you love. Also, he's [bleep]ing scary-looking and likes to tap on your window at night. And have you seen the related Marble Hornets series? It gets just a weird freaky towards the end, but there's times where you're just like "oshi-"

We are Borg. Resistance is futile. You would. I've been sleeping pretty great, though I've been fairly tired, too. Had some rough days. Confession: Sometimes I'll skip my morning shower to do homework that I should have done the night before but didn't. Never more than twice a week, though, and never two days in a row.

Haha!!!! That's the funniest witty response I've heard here in a long time :smile: Except it was in the comments on the article from yesterday.

You guys ever heard the legend of the Slender Man? Jesus H. that SA thread kept me up nights. Worst part is that to get to my car in the morning I have to walk down the street to the only available parking space next to a spot of woods. In the dark. With, like, two streetlights that always conveniently go out just as I walk out the door.

Hey guess what? Federal surpemacy. Eat that.

Oh, so the Army finally has Baneblades.