Lenin64

Coat the other hand in gold. Then just be awesome.

Well actually, we technically didn't lose because there was no official declaration of war by Congress. :twss: But yea I know what you mean about that. People trying to say Reagan ended the Cold War. The frig?

I just ate a can of tuna. Yea, a can of tuna. Just the tuna. And the whole can. It was delicious. Don't judge me.

I agree with TTanT, what kind of tree? Details are necessary for this sort of thing. Why not some kind of exotic tree, so that I can call the police and have the victim deported? A really big one, like some 7 foot deciduous sapling. Maybe a maple. Or a dogwood if you can get one, I think those are protected. The main goal is the "wtf?" value, then them either living with the fact that there is a large tree in their yard blocking their view, or trying to figure out how to remove it best.

Sneak into someone's backyard and plant a tree. Best prank ever.

Fixed. Went swimming yesterday. Went about a mile, out to this bouy in the lake and back. Friends and swam about halfway to the buoy, rested, then the rest of the way, rest at the buoy, and then all the way back. Now my neck is sore

This would be a good country song, that's exactly how I read it.

4 cans of monster + two redlines. I just got in from work at 5:48. I worked the grills today since the kid who was supposed to do it rage quit. He said "[bleep] you guys, [bleep] McDonald's, I quit". I nearly passed out on grills. It is 93 Fahrenheit outside + 400 degree heat coming off grills + water shortage. Time to kill some nubs in combat arms. Well, 40 hours in 4 days :) I still have until Wed to get hours in. I have tomorrow off THANK GOD. Then I am scheduled for 12 more hours Tuesday. I can;t wait until I make more than $10.00 an hour. Quick question: How long do most people spend working at McDonalds? Because I'm trying to find a job but only have about a month and a half at this point before I leave for school and I think that wouldn't be worth it for most jobs.

I don't know that I'd necessarily want to know when I die, but I wouldn't be opposed to it. I think that once a person has fully accepted that they are about to die, they can go into it calmly and resolutely. Like the band on the Titanic.

Man, you're missing out on a good one. Just make sure you wake up with an alarm clock instead of having someone wake you up. That would be awkward. Depending on the person who woke you up.. Regret: the relationship with my last ex. Not very proud of it. It only lasted 2 weeks. We pretty much never saw eachother. Same thing happened to a buddy of mine. She would never go anywhere with him, they barely saw each ither, and in the end she left him for another woman. Pretty hilarious now, less so for him then. Confession: My sig has been technically censor-evading for the better part of 8 months or so. In a legitimate way, though, so it's probably alright.

Dear god. Is that a Gary Busey/Lady Gaga hybrid? ._o I slept the entire day. Whee for no work and no school. I think it's just Jim Carrey, no hybrid.

Aaaaaand I'm back where I started. So I tried calling her on Saturday, but it goes to voicemail. No biggie, right? Just leave a message. Not five minutes later I get a text from her saying that she's injured her jaw somehow, she doesn't know how but he's on meds and can't talk on the phone. Well, alright then. It'd always been lurking in the back of my mind, but now I really started to wonder if I'm being put on by someone.Don't really know how, since only two people even know that I'm trying to talk with her, and one didn't know her name until very recently. Seeing as she'd identified herself in that initial text, that leaves either one guy, who is a pretty good friend of mine and I would think not do this, or someone from her side of things. He has had pretty much this happen to him, though, and it turned out not to be a girl but some gay dude. He was not happy. Anyway, I sort of talk to her about it, asking all the "how did it happen? Ooh, that sucks, you alright?" type things, but then when I mention that bowling might be too strenuous if it affects her head and neck as well, she goes silent. Well, alright, I guess she's had enough for now. Maybe I'm coming on too strong. So I decide to switch my game plan. Just talk to her awhile before trying to take her out instead of trying to do both a once. I sent one on Saturday, just a "How are you doing?" around noon, then just "hey" on the advice of my friends later around 9 that night and have heard nothing since. I'm not going to be that guy that tries and texts a whole bunch all the time and seem real clingy and whatnot. Ball's in her court now. She wants to respond, she will. If not, well, I was fine before. I still am.

Doesn't that end with a boom? Not always. Sometimes it does, though. He's lucky it didn't.

Went with a friend to his dad's friend's house for a rubber zodiac, somehow ended up cleaning out this guy's yard and garage. It wasn't bad, though. Despite not doing it often I fairly enjoy some manual labor.

P'raps I'm not born to lose after all. This morning, 'round noonish, I get a text message from that lass saying that she hadn't a chance to call, but her mom passed on that I was there and had left my name and number and whatnot. Well, I thought, that's...that's something. So I text back, basically saying that I haad thought she'd enlisted, etc etc, but it turns out she had just moved out. Three cheers for jumping to conclusions, eh? Anyway, she asks what it is I wanted to talk about and my response, if I can quote myself accurately here, "I'd rather have done this in person, of course, but I wanted to know if you'd like to do something sometime." Response? "Yea, sure". Alright, I thought, I'm in. She agrees that bowling is a lot of fun, but she stopped texting back after I tried to pin a definite day. All I know is that she can't do weekends. My answer to pick a day that works has thus far itself remained unanswered, but it's only been about 2 hours and at least I'm getting somewhere. I'm wondering if it would be remiss for me to just call directly tomorrow sometime.

Heh, sounds good to me. That is all.

I was Justin her Bieber. Bieber? I hardly know 'er!

I don't even know what a Justin Bieber is, so I guess I'm doin' alright.

Ever have a girl just up and move on you? Yea. Not her family, just her. Thy got back in town on Saturday, I went over there Sunday and a girl that I presume to be her sister answered the door. I actually thought it was her for a second, then realized it wasn't. Anyway, she tells me the girl I'm looking "doesn't live here anymore". I just thank her for thisinformation and leave. I'm not certain, but I think those fears I posted before, about her not going to college and just enlisting, are exactly what happened. Ah well. Even if I had gotten to her when I first wanted to two weeks ago, I wouldn't exactly have had time to do anything.

See, this is why you buy a bunch of blank CDs and just burn your collection for later transfer. Not like they can really trace that, right? I see what you did there, by the way.

Little status update of my own so the whole page isn't about maleficus: I decided "[bleep] it" and just went to her house. Nobody's home. Eh, all right, try again tomorrow. Now I think she's out of town. Ah well, her house is like 10 mintes away at the very most, so I can just daily practice what I should have done years ago. I mean, after all, I have proven that I can do it, and that's what important for now.

You vote for those? For us it was based on graduating GPA. Rather hilarious, because the chick that we all thought would be Valedictorian got shoved out of the spot literally the day before graduation because this one other girl finished a calculus class at the local community college. Too funny. Well that's [bleep]ing stupid. <_< It should be a mix both of education rank and social rank. Really? It makes sense to me. I mean, I know that school does have an important social aspect to it, but the main driving purpose is still academics.

I don't get it.

You vote for those? For us it was based on graduating GPA. Rather hilarious, because the chick that we all thought would be Valedictorian got shoved out of the spot literally the day before graduation because this one other girl finished a calculus class at the local community college. Too funny.

What? No, that's...no. That is nowhere near the same. On one hand, you're taking away a natural advantage of one athlete over another. On the other, you're denying someone their right to live as they please. That's really the very opposite.