Lenin64

I had a friend who stuttered. We noticed. good luck bro.

I'm fine with tipping. What I'm not fine with is the restaurant adding automatic gratuity and then expecting me to give more. Usually I'll write something like "Use a condom every time" or "Hungry bears are dangerous" on the "tip" line.

So you met any baby there ever was anywhere?

I don't even know how big a 40 inch waist looks. Or that boobs even came in numbers sizes.

But what if I wrote it out really, really tiny?

OhwaitIgotanotherone! When people create a thread and say "If this is in the wrong section, mods feel free to move it" as if they care about you giving them permission. Modders gonna mod.

That the "slow people in the hallways" thing is stated almost every page. I'm pretty sure if you took out all the repeats this thread would only be 10 pages long.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

That is insane. I've never understood how people are able to spend this much on a single article of clothing. But you don't understand! Some of them have a particular name on the tag! I sharpied the name on my jeans, that counts right? Am I totally cool now?

But there is proof of physics. Don't see how that's related to what I said but okay... Clearly you don't know what thread you're in.

But there is proof of physics.

I knew the plot and title to the second Lilo and Stitch movie years before it came out. When it did, I was so shocked that there wasn't one already.

Hey, I'm just baying for blood. I don't care if it's the fat kid or the runt.

I live to win.

Do it, [bleep].

This is interesting to think about. Assume an area is completely wiped out population wise but some or most of the architecture is still standing. What do they do? Do they bulldoze it all and try to repopulate it or do they just say "[bleep] it" and leave it as is?

Is this really something you'd have trouble answering?

They call it cancer for a reason. It's fast, it's aggressive, it gets [cabbage] done. They don't call it can't-cer, because it can, and it does.

Because hey guys, that stuff works.

I'd love to be one of those old school undertakers, but they don't have them anymore. Oh well. Naval Nuclear Officer it is.

Amurica: 1. Shirt 2.Roundabout 3. Turn Signal 4. Trunk. Except that is not acually a trunk. 5. Crackers 6. a target 7. Apartment 8. mudflap 9. asphalt 10. elevator 11. candy 12. Cold on the cob 13. soda 14. garbage/trash can 15. patio 16. Infantile meat-bag 17. drawing 18. Grass Fairy 19. The Joint 20. Swish swish swish swish

And play ukuleles, no less.

LF friend to become a mod. Are there ever mod elections? I hear Saru's up for moderatorshipness, I think I'll have to donate to his campaign or start sending spammy political emails or something. Just stand on the street corner and hand out flyers. Works everytime.

This is the first year I'll not be single but sending flowers could be a potentially bad idea. Only one thing to do: not do anything :thumbup:

What other reason is there to do drugs?