I'm a really creepy guy, at least the creepiest out of my circle of friends and acquaintances. How creepy? This is how much. Oh, wait, you can't see what I just did. Nevermind then. But I'm always "that guy" whenever I'm somewhere, and my friends actually take me places because I'll scare off the other weird people that try to talk to them. One time it was 10:00 and I was at my friend's house waiting or him to get home and was being "that guy" again leaning against a lamppost but thinking nothing of it. Someone called the cops. I was just told to move along, but still. The flaw part of it is that I somehow give off this aura that scares away women. Even though I'm not strange around them, they know somehow. It does make for good jokes, though.