Lenin64

http://theoatmeal.com/story/octopus 150 pound octopus, go!

Got Wargasm on Derail. Precision airstrike-attack helo-emergency airdrop. Used my AA-12 on the first guy, called the airstrike, 2 kills and done. Bambalam.

Doubt it. A grizzly bear is like 600 pounds. Want to do something ballsy? Fight a badger or a wolverine. They're not our weight (at least they don't look like it...), but they're ferocious. A badger killed my neighbor's german sheperd. Holy crap.

Serious post now: Just sorta fits me, and the solo is epic. That, or Because, you know. Yea.

A 100 pound baby giraffe? Or a 100 pound python if I can avoid the initial coil. Yes, I'm a lightweight. I'm not sure what other animals my size there are. Edit: wait, how much does a baby whale weigh? Damn, I should know these things. I could totally take a humpback calf in the water, maybe even a sperm whale. Edit2:nevermind, those things are half a ton out of the womb. But I could still take it.

And then the main character makes out with the hot chick who wouldn't want him at first but now sees him as he really is and doesn't care about the special power that once stood between them and their happyness. I haven't seen the movie but the trailer looks like someone raped Greek mythology. And they're technically blood related. Squick. Saw it yesterday and, while it was alright, some of the acting/writing was kind of akward or just.....not right I guess. Forced. [spoiler=Examples]The fury "Or I'll bite your heart out!", Hades "I sent the Minotaur to abduct her" and medusa "I dated your daddy!" Just didn't feel like it was delivered well there. [spoiler=Also]Why did he have to pretend to be crippled? It just calls more attention to him and he didn't appear to walk much differently without the crutches while disguised. And how the gods just accepted his explanation as to who had the bolt without question.

I've noticed that a lot of my knife kills simply don't register despite connecting. The video shows that in good detail. Just ain't right.

I don't even think about it much, but I fear silence. Not like akward silences or anything like that, but just silence. Pure silence with no sound whatsoever. I do as much as I can to avoid it, like having the tv on in the other room, humming computer, sound machine when I go to bed, etc. I rarely ever experience pure silence and it's always unnerving to an insane degree.

I hate you now. Don't be such a sore luger Lenin. :-P Vancouver? I barely know 'er!

Reached 70 today, yay for AK-47. It's a pretty good weapon, murdered with it in CTF today.

Supposedly it does, but I tested it out with my FAL and to me it seemed like red dot sight made quicker kills. It wasn't any sort of scientific test, though, so I may be wrong.

Think "cheap plastic trinkets that China busts out by the billions". Or, better yet, McDonalds. They removed a slice of cheese in order to save thousands. Not that that's a big deal, but they still have a cheaper burger with less.

I hate you now.

[bleep] Truman. Wrong decade, but he caused it all. All else I know about the 80s that isn't history related is Metallica and Cliif Burton's death in 1986. And some other music stuff, but not all that much.

This, except I would always act out the music video when it played. Best thing ever.

Think of it this way: Droids are the Imperial Guardsmen of the Star Wars universe, clones the Space Marines. Jedi don't exist in this metaphor. But it is interesting to note that the clones (later stormtroopers) suddenly had terrible aim after they were "evil".

Wait, you were gone? Did I miss something? How did I miss something?

Is that the punt gun from Tremors?

It's almost selfish to have kids. Or, at least, to pop out 18 of them like you're some kind of flying circus with a clown zeppelin instead of a car. We're overcrowding enough as it is. I'm not saying people shouldn't have children, but it's not a bad thing if they don't.

I'm guessing you stumbled it too. Of course. What else am I going to do late at night? Go to bed? Pfft.

I kinda like it. The songs are too long, I think, and seem to get kind of disconnected from themselves after a while, but it sounds alright.

I was wondering when someone would post this. They probably just assumed those were in fact the mascots and I'm sure nobody from the internet works at a polish newspaper. That's why they need to start.

Nah, all I could think about was where I last saw my harpoon and now my leg hurts. Confession: I will procrastinate anything, even the things I want to do. Say I want to go play some Xbox, if I'm on the internet it'll be "just lemme scan the page again...nothing new, stumble....nothing good....yea, I'll go in a few minutes". If I'm reading, it'll be "One more chapter....gah, when does this chapter end? Ok, 20 more pages, then one more chapter, then I'll go play...."

One time I was sitting on the toilet when I saw a spider crawling up my leg. I did not take a dump on that toilet ever again until I moved 2 years later. Spiders don't really bug me, but that was just horrifying and I was only in 5th grade.

Oh god win.