Lenticular_J

I reckon Obama, as well as many other Presidents, could. It isn't particularly long, and Obama in particular taught Constitutional law at a university (I believe).

My catcher to see if a girl's flirting with me is the ol': Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no BODY to go with! Haaaa. But it isn't really that fair, the joke's hilarious...

Oh man, stuff like that makes me want to visit North Carolina. Or, just plain leave here. This is what I get... [hide=] [/hide] Really hard to find a picture that isn't JUST Texas Tech, JUST a dust storm, or cotton fields. So I gave up. :| Oh, I dunno. Left my contact in too long, maybe.

When I visited Paris, I absolutely loved it, but also realized that I could never live somewhere like it; there just weren't enough trees. Forests of Germany? And how did you manage that? Oops. Popped. That one is funnier, though.

No, he's my age, and not a douchebag, and isn't totally strange. I was once like him. We tend to focus on one woman for much of this period of our lives. Now I kinda wish I could do that.

Chinese people are so wierd. Anyways, got a haircut, washed my face, rented Bad Company (:/), playing Fable II and listening to the Shins. Gotta shave tomorrow... AUGH I POOPED A BLOOD VESSEL IN MY EYE OH DAMN IT HURTS. Ahhhhhhh EDIT: Oh, and now I'm looking at comparisons between Seattle and my town. Seattle wins by far :c Record highs is lower than our average, record low is higher than our average, and precipitation is more than doubled... Augh can't wait to get older.

Move on.

It's insanely overpowered. No mana bar, plus level 5 spells kill ANYONE within a touch. I like crossbows. :3

Yeah, I never understood why Europe demolishes Russia so. It's wierd.

Whoops, forgot KFC and A&W. Seriously, though. Texas food is awesome. So add Dairy Queen, always think of that...

He actually looks like a baseball player now, though. Not a surfer. And I lawlipopped at the Jemaine Clements comment.

Heeey, why's everyone down on the haircuts? I needed one. No more hair in my bangs. Looks great. Imagine Ashton Kutcher's newer hair, in those camera commercials.

Hahaha sounds like something I'd say. Only I do it to mess with my teacher, who knows less about world geography than me. Seriously. She thought Mongolia was a state in Russia. What.

More black than John McCain. I should run for President. If people make that much of a fuss over a somewhat black president, imagine me - a slightly Comanche man. I also have Cherokee somewhere, and others ... Comanches weren't all that picky, apparently.

Hm...I just did that. I like being with people and being alone. I rock.

Ours. We're on top. OHWAI [bleep]ey's. Wendy's. Pizza Hut. Steak'N'Shake. Uhhhhhhhh. Braum's. Donut Stop. Texas has way better food than you guys.

Go get 'er, son. I wish I could show you how beautifully I'm picturing this moment in my mind. Do you have a motorcycle?

About being on today: I lied. I rented Bad Company and want to beat it.

I'm not really a fan of either them or philosophical threads or fun ones. I'm in a bah humbug mood, so I dislike about everything. I doubt there are that many threads period that people genuinely love. But these are acceptable. I just ignore most of the threads in Off-Topic anyways, and choose new ones or ones that perk my interest.

Ever knocked over a whole awesome row of dominoes? I kinda like to think of it like that.

THIS JUST IN: Everyone whining about the state Off-Topic is in when in fact I notice only their crappy attitudes! More on this story when I don't feel like my throat is being gored by a boar. Blah.

Okay. Just letting you know, though, don't trust me when the tank shows up. I'm horrid at dodging his cement, and we can't all hide behind that little box. ...Or can we?

I'll be on a lot this weekend. Who's up for going through all the expert campaigns with me? :D

We'll either be that or new rulers. Don't much matter.

The West hated Hitler.