Lenticular_J

Because everyone knoooooooooows they aren't real people. Just figments of my imagination. Like the voices.

It's sorta true. If you take it less extreme, it is. Although nowadays there isn't so much of a nerd/jock division as a goth/others division, I've noticed.

NI. I have relatively conservative views, but mixed with liberal and independent.

...I love sitcom stereotypes.

Huh. Never let a girl know that you really only began talking to her because you found her attractive. The truth hurts like a slap :/

And I'm sure there are some that'd rather sit at home and crack open a beer. No, wait. Dr. Pepper. Mmmmmm.

I'll make a better post later, I just had to take issue with this. Whoever decided to get milk from cows will have observed the calves suckling. No mystery or oddity there. Huh. I never thought of that. Still a little odd that they would believe they'd enjoy that as well, though. A sprinkling of both is always nice, though. Since there are less bigoted nutjobs than you'd think, dontchaknow.

LEFT 4 DEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH. Let me ask you something. What's so scary about African soldiers? Nothing. Zombies? A lot. Zombies on fire? HOLY [cabbage] GET TO THE CHOPPER

I don't get why people think they can make laws about marriage. If you want a Christian wedding, most pastors really don't care...

Thanks for clearing it up so calmly. "Use" would be a better word.

I'm Lenticular J and I approve this statement. FOR ALL MOTHERS. I don't understand why people like metal music so much. Meh. To each his or her own.

Haha, I just use music quotes to make jokes.

Well, we're all a little different on these forums, as I've noticed. But how many of us really want to be different? You're probably confused, and think I'm a little odd. But let me demonstrate. My math teacher is very aggravated with me. Often, instead of paying attention during class, I try desperately to create a triangle with two obtuse angles. I know, you probably think me an idiot. But I think it's possible. So I keep trying. After all, those who broke the possibility barriers of the world were some of the best benefactors, eh? Also, I'm very strange. You've probably guessed, but I'm not altogether that liked at school. Because I try to find interesting, new ways to do things. Once again, people who've done this have helped us out tons (Example: What nutjob decided to suck on a cow's nipple?). Yet strangeness is not completely accepted in our society. Violating the old ways, that could never be wrong. Odd, isn't it? Something else I believe: Love and emotion should be a science, same as physics. I don't want to pioneer this, since I hate physics, but I want someone to. Who else is intent on shaking the very foundations of our lives? Who else wants to claim gravity doesn't pull us down, it pulls us up, and we're all upside-down? Go get 'em, tigers.

Huh. One thing we've never had a thread about. It really doesn't interest me, but, hey, whatcha gonna do... Mine's some cheap Wal-Mart backpack that I grabbed (literally) after mine fell apart. Eh.

If someone wants to take crack, it is their choice. Freedom > safety Hold on. So you think their "right" to take my money to fuel their habits...Supersedes my right to not be robbed? I really think that we're just mixing signals, because that's a really stupid thing to say. :/ I'd have to plead the Third Amendment. Cigarette smoke works just fine for smoke rings. It's not as lovely and billowy as it is with a cigar, but the smoke is thick enough to make it work. Doesn't taste great, though. You look much more "wizardly" if you can do it with a four-foot pipe.

We don't even really know if that would ever happen, and I wouldn't really be one to speculate on our evolution, although I help it has many paths at once. I WANT WINGS.

I dunno. Someone on crack is preeeeeeeeeetty dangerous. Although I guess they wouldn't be as tempted to mug people, since Wal-Mart would probably have better prices than dealers... But then how can rebels make a stand? All their pot will be bought from big corporations...

Eh, I got mine when I was twelve. I don't find it a huge deal, I rarely use it. And I get pissed off when people try to call or text me when I'm going to sleep (definitely not at nine o clock...). But, the phone was free, and our plan is a family plan, so the whole family is included. Might as well jump on the wagon.

I haaaaaaaaave. And ear-smoke, although that one's easy if you don't mind feeling reaaaaally wierd. Ah. Can't believe how much I've crossed off of my "Before I Die" list already.

Cause there's nothing positive to say? I know, I hate my life. I should move to Cambodia. It's so much better. Besides, it was just city code. It's not tyranny. He shoulda just stopped whining and put it up, or asked the city to let him. Just like you can't build a siege tower in your backyard Dammit. There are worse laws. When I go up to Anchorage (or was it Fairbanks...) I can't feed a moose (within city limits) any sort of alcoholic beverage. Musta been the New England Patriots Act.

Hm. This is very feasible. I WANT IT.

Well, since you're also supposed to match your date, I'm going to assume you were taking... THE SUN?!?

OH MY GOD THE TYRANNY. WHAT NEXT, I CAN'T GO STABBING PEOPLE?!

Our new kicker should help a lot.

Yeah, I see what you're saying, I just hate when people use those phrases. Even more when people consider them effective and become very ignorant due to it (I believe you know about anti-pot commercials, eh?).