Lenticular_J

It's because of how black Ollie is. It woulda been funnier is he was some nerdy white guy on the top of the ship doing a forecast, though...

Everyone's saying us fourteen to seventeen year olds should be whiny and hormonal and angsty and [cabbage]. Can I buy that at Wal-Mart or something? NO, wait. Hollister. That one.

So some douche decides to put a couch in his yard, the city tells him he can't, and it's tyranny...? Move here to Texas. Our whole living room is in our yard. EDIT: Oh, and he's "rethinking everything" because of this? God, this guy is stupid.

Had to fix that.

[cabbage], so I'm missing out on the normal experience of my next three years? I'd better go drink some grain alcohol and beat my parents...

Cannibalistic.

...What?

The invitations should be mauve, with a hint of Gain scent. Address them all to the President of the U.S. of M. Hasta luego.

Lolwut. You must be a politicalicas majoritum.

Being a hooker or a drug dealer doesn't count. And neither do pesos.

I don't think I believe in God being omnipotent. I believe He has the capabilities to be omnipotent, but chooses not to. Of course, of He was, I guess we could consider that He really would work in mysterious ways. Probably. There's a lot of stuff that doesn't make a lot of sense in the world, anyways. And the phrase "logically impossible" is a little widespread. From our logic, the concept of the size of the Sun is impossible. I know I can't comprehend it. And Zierro: It would be "shalt not", not "shall not". Biblical grammar is quite teh leet.

Yeah, if I knew what these "rewards" were, I'd look into making the time. I can usually free up a few hours on weekends.

Because someone disagreeing with the future president is a new, right-wing thing to get you. Watch out! We're coming for you porno next! Wear flowers in your hair, because the satellites will FRYYYYYYY YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN Although people did blow this out of proportion.

Any woman who has pants will have a man trying to get into them. Even pictures of women are bound by this law.

I'm fairly certain you don't have straight A's. I have to receive them for the rest of high school, or else I have no chance to go to college period. I wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell for a student loan (my mom works at a bank, so I sort of have a head's up in what I need to know), so a scholarship is my only way. (I don't have straight A's either, though. I need to work on it.) What does the youth club do, though? I've only participated in a literal house-building thing a few times this summer. Maybe...8? times.

Boohoo. I don't see you building houses.

All older glass-bottled drinks rock my sock.

You know, I never got the big deal about slavery. Blacks were just the most recent to be enslaved (that still exist as a race).

I agree with the busy. Unless there're some serious education changes, we'll be busy doing the eight pounds of homework every night. I'd rather just get a job. Don't get why it's called a "civilian security force". Doesn't sound like anything involving military or security. When I read that, I thought Obama was gonna bring back militias.

Yeesh. You guys post a lot when I'm at school. Nothing particularly interests me here, though. At least you guys are keeping it civil. Anyone wanna have an atheist vs. theist rap battle to settle this whole thing?

Yeah, I don't like the newer body styles. Pre-2001 Silverado is where it's at.

Well, I speak relatively fluent Italian, and the Babel Fish translator got it right. By the way: Spanish and Italian are quite similar, but it can mess you all kinds of up if you try to translate one when you know the other.

Yeah, all the Abrahamic religions acknowledge the others' major figures, just as lesser to their own.

I'm not even literally caucasian, anyways. I'm Italian, Inuit, Cherokee, and Moroccan. That's a big wtf.

Yeah, video camera that doesn't suck, an okay-quality camera, calling and texting are all I need. I have a Zune, and I'll probably buy a nice camera sometime in the future.