Lenticular_J

[hide] Q1:What is something you write down to remember? A:Diary Q2:What is something you hear on the radio besides music? A:DJ Q3:Why might a taxi driver say he had a bad day? A:This car is driving me crazy! Ahahahaha Q4:What is something your likely to forget in your car? A: That it is "your" and not "you're". Achachacha Q5:Name an item you would find in a 3-day survival kit. A: Water Q6:What is something you may find on top of a mountain? A:Olympos Q7:What is something you would hate to find in the food your eating? A:That someone used "your" instead of "you're". Achahcahchahah!? [/hide]

Wait what? I've spent more time playing videogames since Modern Warfare came out than in the past three months.

Yep. I guess I'm lucky because I live in a quiet, small part of the world that's generally overlooked. And I have easy access to a bunch of ranches and farms, so really, if something terrible happened, I could easily get to relative safety. My uncle, for example, lives a few hours away on a large ranch, and his house could be a literal castle. I want to build a castle. Like, a humanity-saving one. Store information, literature, seeds, all sorts of [cabbage]. Just put it in Nebraska or something, drill a well, get some solar panels and wind turbines. It'd be fun. Wait what the hell just happened?

I've got the "Accident Prone" title and the flask emblem. Aaaahhh drunkenness. The voyeur one annoys me though. Because it's really just the kids who'll never see a naked girl that use it. Zing!

I love when an AC130 falls and nobody gets it. Once everyone learns what it is, there's a massive battle over it. I just sit back and kill, kill, kill, because all my weapons are silenced :P

Oh, I also got a coat and vest at Goodwill today (well actually I got a lot of stuff). I wore the vest, a nice shirt, a nice tie, khakis and dressy stuff and the like and felt like Atticus Finch. I really really really wish I smoked cigars. I looked like a man who smoked cigars.

pics I was wearing a fancy suit today and took a bunch of pictures, but I uploaded them to my computer and realized they're God-awful. My phone's camera sucks, and it's the only camera I got. :/

I shaved my head today. It feels nice.

I love when people underestimate shields. They just shoot and shoot at me, I crouch and walk towards them like some terror from hell. They run and try and knife me, thinking "LOL I KILL THIS NOOB" and then BOOM I have commando and punch him in the face from about 200 feet away. Then, I jump, spin, and shoot him with my pistol. Which is silenced. And nobody will know. Although akimbo is always fun with any gun!

I'm looking through a friend's Facebook picture album of college (he just went to A&M) and every single picture has other people tagged in it. And every single one of them is taking pictures for Facebook in said picture. He checked. It's funny.

I like riot shields. For no reason. Seriously, all day I've been using riot shields and my USP pistol. And throwing knives. I get like 5 kills and 20 deaths a game, but I can rack up a [cabbage] ton of points because some amount of damage absorbed by your shield gives you 50 points. So if someone calls a Harrier or something, you can go stand underneath it and let it pound the [cabbage] out of you until you get all the points ever! Ahahahaha!

I am insanely vain about my voice. At least I have good reason - have a beautiful baritone. I can't sing or anything, but I'm a very nice speaker. I read a lot in the two or three classes where we actually read stuff out loud. It's fun.

I like throwing knives. c: Seriously though. I run around with a pistol, tactical knife, and throwing knife. I don't get many kills, but the ones I do get [bleep]ING RULE! Like in one game, I should have turned it into a tie. I threw a knife from like 30 yards away, it was going beautifully, then the dude shot me and won. AND THEN THE KNIFE KILLED HIM AHHHH. I still got a kill, and the score should have been tied, but [bleep] it. It was still cool. Everyone with voice was all "WHOOOOOOOOAAAAH!" I like the UMP when I use an actual gun, though.

Hey, I'm getting this tonight. Hope it's fun. I shouldn't have any homework either, at least none that's due Wednesday, so I'll be able to have fun tonight! I have a feeling people are already gonna be the top level and making fun of me because I didn't skip school to play. You guys, please don't.

Or, if you wanna be subtle (you really shouldn't, but I guess if you don't just straight out tell her, you'd better do it right...) be very cold with body language and keep conversations with her to one-word answers.

Well, this is good advice for a lot of you guys out there. You might consider yourself a good kisser, and you might be, by school standards, but if you wanna wow a girl, there are a few things to remember: 1. A woman's lips are her number one erogenous zone. You wanna make an impression? Leave a memory of a kiss so amazing she'll remember it for years and still giggle like a 10 year old every single time. 2. Your hands are important. Don't be all sleazy with them. Gently tug at the roots of her hair, or gently but firmly curve lines down the right side of her spine (stage right) with the side of your hand. The ribs, directly under the boobs, are also good places to lightly rub - but that goes for guys and girls. 3. Generally, however she kisses you, she expects you to reciprocate. Biting? Do it. Whatever else? Do it. But don't necessarily let a girl take the lead - many girls like a guy to take control. If you know what she likes, don't wait for her to start it up. If your girlfriend loves you to be very forceful, do it - unexpectedly and spontaneously. Really those three rules are some of the most important. A girl being comfortable (AND WARM!) is especially important as well, especially when sex begins to factor in. Most women can get a lot more out of any experience if they're warm, especially their extremities (hands and feet). But, that's about it, without getting a little too graphic I guess.

Sure. You know, nowadays boob action is common at middle school age (although I don't quite understand it, how many twelve year old girls have boobs?), I doubt your girlfriend considers it a huge deal and you shouldn't worry too much about it. Handsy comes with making out! It's really a "package" deal (lesser-used sexual pun totally intended, but it's not the common usage of package - just clearing that up - it means boobs). Also, if you want sort of general out-making advice or anything, feel free to ask. I've learned a few things, mostly from my brother and older friends, that you'll be a pioneer of in high school. It'll drive her nuts. Much like this steering wheel in my pants!

You'll have to confront it, I guarantee. Just be nonchalant-city about it. I promise she'll bring it up, and it WILL be a test. If you freak out about it and get wierd, I can't tell you for sure what'll happen, but odds are it won't be good. Just sorta shrug. I had the same problem. If I could go beat up myself in middle school, I would do it a hundred times, because I had the exact same situation (ish). Just that I asked out this girl back then, but I was so unconfident and just a little girl about it, that it got all wierd. She brought it up this year, and I just shrugged and said that it was a long time ago. Of course, I don't really like her any more. She gets on my nerves. Good luck with your situation, though.

The pharoahs ruled an insane empire that placed no value on lives of slaves. Even on plantations in the South in the 1800s, slaves were kept alive if at all possible. In ancient Egypt, who gave a [bleep] - there were always more slaves. So why not work them to death? 22 years is plenty of time.

Idiots who think it's like the videogames aren't in the military. Recruiters are all carefully selected, and are generally selective about who they themselves recruit. Who would want to join the military if they knew the [cabbage] they had to put up with? The list is almost endless. But anything that makes the military seem like it's full of action and fighting today is wrong. Even on the frontlines in Afghanistan, war today is 90% waiting and rebuilding. The other 10% is battle, and it's terrible, terrible, terrible.

Huh, that girl never showed up, and I messed up her phone number in my phone and deleted the last two numbers. Going with the FTOG method, I met a couple Tech girls and hung out with them for a couple hours. They were really cool, but I didn't get their numbers because I just didn't want to. One of them looked like Taylor Swift (her hair was red, though). It was funny. It was probably the best gaming I've ever done, I gotta say. And this was at a comic book convention I'd been working at, you guys. That takes skill. Very proud of myself. I'm gonna have to find out what was up with that one girl at school. Pisses me off she didn't show up, but I did tell her pretty offhandedly...

EDIT: Damnit doom, you and I are too alike. I spent a few minutes writing exactly what you did. Might as well disregard this, I guess. But, you know what? I would like to emphasize that. You're fine. It's all in your head.

I got two girl's phone numbers tonight. But I also have plans to see a girl I actually like tomorrow. It was neat. It just fell together. And it felt different from, you know, "gaming" girls. It was more real, I guess. I feel good now. Who knows, this might turn into a real relationship yo!

Either I let the guy kill me or he kills me. Interesting situation. That's about it. I like living.

Nah, I just hate such pessimism. Pointless speculation about "what life is worth" isn't worth anything to me. I've already decided life is worth a lot. And I was particularly confused that you were posting that - you never seemed a pessimist.