Lenticular_J

I want to do something tonight. But I won't be. GOD NOT BEING ABLE TO DRIVE SUCKS. On the cruise ship, it's like everything is right there. Here, it's so hard to get around without a car or friends with steady transportation. And college isn't back in until next week, so none of my older friends are back yet.

Some, not many though. I can't name more than a couple of people I went to elementary school with. I don't talk to everyone I used to, but that happens. I need to force myself away from a few friends of mine that I spend most of my time with, though. They're [wagon] because they assume that now that they have girlfriends they can awkwardly cuddle with, they don't need actual friends. It's like the plot of a Michael Cera movie. I can just see his awkward face...

I'm used to tomboys here. I like girly girls, though, at least how they dress. Don't get much fancier here than a t-shirt and jeans. I find girly clothes very attractive.

Tuberville and both offensive and defensive coordinators are the major ideas for coaches. Tuberville will probably get it, though. [bleep]ing Bama. Can't believe McCoy got hurt. Gilbert is going to be a fantastic quarterback, but this is practically his first game and he's a tiny freshman, and you can tell how nervous he is. Looks like a loss for UT, but there's still a quarter left, so we'll see what happens.

If my calculations are right, -17 C is between 0 and 10 Fahrenheit? It's been about the same here, at least in the mornings. Really [bleep]ing cold. Well, in the wind it's bad. After you've felt the wind, the cold that's just standing is nowhere near as bad.

Bake a cake, drink the Bacardi. Problem solved.

It's apparently a cold winter everywhere.

Looks like a delicious cookie.

Learn how to drive, and well. Get a good, actual job preferably something like landscaping or working at a men's clothing store (either way's cool with me). Finish P90X. Pimp this [cabbage]. All going to happen anyways.

To Mage: Go to something, like a club or a mixer. Not a small place where people go to enjoy a quiet night with friends. Stand out like a mother [bleep]er. Have a gimmick that people instantly remember. Be friendly, open, and loud. Meet everybody in the whole damn building, but if there's a particular group that's cool (or has the best looking girls), leave a little bit more for them. You be the one to initiate fun. Club's closing, invite people to a cool restaurant close by. "Drinks on me" can work, but being more creative is better. That's a good way to meet people.

She lives a thousand miles away. From what I can tell, it's pretty much the best option.

Just hook up with the chick, abc. No need for a relationship. Keep her as a friend, though.

I've got a little red on my chin and the bridge of my nose, which is annoying, but no bad acne. The backs of my shoulders have a couple red spots here and there, too. I wash my face every night, and I've used a bunch of different things. Everything seems to work pretty well for a while, then my skin dries out because of how dry it is here. Augh.

Be more physical and less afraid of touching people. If you show that you have no "personal space" bubble, neither will anyone around you. It's fun.

The imaginarium was shot before he died. Films don't take long to shoot at all. It's the editing that makes them take years to reach theaters.

My brother was a floating head on my shoulder. I am not a siamese twin, as far as I know.

[hide=And the advice]I won the bet with my brother. I just made him give me what was left of his handle of Jack Daniel's. This will come in useful in the future. Anyways. Rich girls are very fun. Bored on a cruise ship? Even better. New Year's Eve began the excitement. As always. Get New Year's kisses, boys. It leads to so much more. Women are very territorial. Hook up with one, the others that are interested will become nigh violent wishing to get what they want. Boyfriends, do not let your girlfriends go on a cruise without you. Enjoying the sunrise (or sunset) with a girl whose company you enjoy is very nice. Parting is such sweet sorrow. Gentlemen: Reciprocate.[/hide] It was a good week. No true coitus. Although I truly would feel like a liar calling myself a virgin. Oh, and sexual tension is a tool powerful enough to bring down civilizations. If that's what you're into, that is.

From the cruise. Please index both, and if I have any indexed now, delete them.

Went on a cruise from Dec 27 to Jan 3. Slept 12 hours throughout. Best week of my life. Won't be around here a lot anymore. Starting P90X. It's good. Have a nice time.

For those of you that don't know, Texas Tech's head coach, Mike Leach, has been fired thanks to third-string receiver (and little [bleep] rich boy) Adam James. Here's the story. Leach was the reason Tech's on the map in the Big 12 - usually considered the second hardest division next to the Southeast - seeing as we have the least funding and damn near the last pick in players. We won the Alamo Bowl at least, despite Leach not coaching for it. From what I hear, James plans on staying at Tech. He must not realize that we're really a small town and most people in Lubbock are just about ready to kill him - including students, professors, and guys big enough to rip him in half. Ah well. It's a damn shame.

[joke about Virgin Islands not being virgins when Lent gets back, etc.] Teehee. Half the highways are shut down to Dallas. Well, since there are only two, that means one is. I really [bleep]ing hope 114 isn't jammed up and nasty. Hopefully my mom gets back here and we can leave. This is gonna be a rough trip.

AUGH. Blizzard. And it's icing over. AND it's going from here to Dallas, which I am doing as well. Stupid ice will probably make a 6 hour drive take more than twelve. I'll be gone until after the New Year, so see you guys around. I get to go on a cruise to the mother [bleep]ing Virgin Islands. Probably the whitest thing I will ever do.

Deathdrow did a picture exactly like that a while back. Same face, too. AHHH

Do you have a nice suit jacket? I would wear one if I were you. Then again, I wear suit jackets often because I have about twelve of them. You guys should try Goodwill more.

I thought MRAPs were only deployed to Afghanistan? Or is that something else I'm thinking of? Ah well. I guess your driver feels sort of bad.